journalist position at the club

[Guest ShoePiss]

Won't have to worry about what?

[stringvest]

*sends off CV*

 

You've got no chance after your shortlived stint at Hallmark Cards. Whoever put you in charge of the 'In Memorium' messages has a lot to answer for.

[stringvest]

Is it RobbieOR or kopitelewis doing journalism? Anyway :-

Wanted: New full-time journalist - Liverpool FC

 

that would be like putting the guy in my local kebab van in charge of catering for the next royal wedding

[Guest ShoePiss]

that would be like putting the guy in my local kebab van in charge of catering for the next royal wedding

 

In line with recruitment policy then.

[Captain Turdseye]

Kebab van? Where the fuck are they?

[Jairzinho]

Woo's already got it. It remains to be seen whether he accepts it or turns it down.

 

Liverpool buys China?

[Randy Marsh]

Ive got the degree but sod all professional experience. Think i'll apply though anyway , if Stewart Downing can be employed by the club there may be some hope for me.

[VladimirIlyich]

Liverpool buys China?

 

Are they getting a new kitchen cupboard to replace the trophy cabinet?

[gkmacca]

I don't have the time for that, alas, but I'll hold out for the role as the mascot.

[silverlining]

I'll be honest, I'm a bit surprised and disappointed by the lack of support for my application among the good folk of TLW

[Trumo]

I'll be honest, I'm a bit surprised and disappointed by the lack of support for my application among the good folk of TLW

 

Some people on here are of the opinion that the club is already paying one Brendan to talk absolute bollocks. Paying another might just push them over the edge.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

"Can you spell 'we lost again'?"

 

"I sure can"

 

"The job's yours"

[Captain]

It's not a journalist position, it's a 'journalist'* position.

 

In other words, it's not a job for Section.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lap dog.

[Bjornebye]

did bring back biscan get this job? hope so.

[redmachine23]

Slightly off-topic but I've always why you needed a degree to prove you can report...

 

Sure providing evidence of being a competent writer (how many journos are really GOOD writers now anyway) and being able to meet a deadline I get, but a degree? To report facts? I just don't see it...

 

You don't see how spending 3 years training under experienced professionals, learning how to interview, learning the legal aspects of slander, defamation and contempt of court, honing your writing, learning shorthand, understanding how press conferences work, learning to work to tight deadlines, learning how to work under an editor, learning how to use the very specific (and ever changing) technology, experiencing the pressure first hand, dealing with breaking news and everything else that goes with it would be of benefit?

 

Fair enough.

 

The wires will be buzzing and they will have hundreds upon hundreds of applicants, it's an incredibly competitive industry and the one that gets it will have CV that is ridiculously full.

[RobbieOR]

You don't see how spending 3 years training under experienced professionals, learning how to interview, learning the legal aspects of slander, defamation and contempt of court, honing your writing, learning shorthand, understanding how press conferences work, learning to work to tight deadlines, learning how to work under an editor, learning how to use the very specific (and ever changing) technology, experiencing the pressure first hand, dealing with breaking news and everything else that goes with it would be of benefit?

 

Fair enough.

 

The wires will be buzzing and they will have hundreds upon hundreds of applicants, it's an incredibly competitive industry and the one that gets it will have CV that is ridiculously full.

 

It's about who you know in journalism not what you know.

[Trumo]

It's about who you know in journalism not what you know.

 

Probably just as well if you want to survive in an industry where so many of them make it abundantly clear they know fuck-all.

[dave u]

I'll be honest, I'm a bit surprised and disappointed by the lack of support for my application among the good folk of TLW

 

There's as much chance of you getting it as there is of them replacing Paul Tomkins' column with my weekly Premier League round ups.

 

We're outlaws you and me, this site is like old Mexico.