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[Jairzinho]

Last season was an abject failure for Chelsea. If he doesn't win the league this year, the same applies.

[Mook]

Mourinho talks so much shit, it's untrue.

[Jairzinho]

He can because the press in this country, unlike in Spain and Italy where they fucking detested the hateful cunt, never take him to task. He's "box office", which appears to be code for "a complete bellend".

[Mook]

He should have been disemboweled live on the 6 O'Clock news for wearing that white body warmer thing at Anfield last season.

 

Ali G wouldn't have been seen dead in that fucking thing.

[Russ Atmosphere]

Remy was looking very good on the QPR highlights I saw. Hope we're not left wondering about him when the window closes.

[Russ Atmosphere]

Man Utd targeting Reus?

 

"I can imagine him at Bayern very well," Beckenbaeur tells German newspaper Bild."If you can get a player of his class, you need to try it.

 

"If he doesn't go to Bayern in 2015, he will probably go to another big club like Real Madrid or Manchester United."

 

[an tha]

Actual words from Mourunho today:

 

"We know the task in front of us is a tough task. We went into last season open minded when I think people were making us one of the favourites for relegation. We are open minded again.

"We are probably considered arguably one of the biggest underdogs in recent times in the Premier League, but we know the underdog story often has a good ending."

 Dyche, surely?

[moof]

Of course those are Dyche's words.

[an tha]

Of course those are Dyche's words.

 

I may have bought a ticket for the whoosh express, there.

 

Note to self, don't post at work...

[moof]

I may have bought a ticket for the whoosh express, there.

 

Note to self, don't post at work...

I'll have to join you, there. No idea what funnneeeee was getting at...

[Boss]

Actual words from Mourunho today:

 

"We know the task in front of us is a tough task. We went into last season open minded when I think people were making us one of the favourites for relegation. We are open minded again.

"We are probably considered arguably one of the biggest underdogs in recent times in the Premier League, but we know the underdog story often has a good ending."

 

http://www.oddschecker.com/football/english/premier-league/winner

[Gnasher]

Suarez being welcomed by barca fans on sky sports 5. Sad seeing him in their shirt.

[bizzle10]

Suarez being welcomed by barca fans on sky sports 5. Sad seeing him in their shirt.

been still holding the hope this transfer would go tits up and he would come back to us

[Trumo]

Underdogs try to make life difficult for their superior opponent by keeping things cagey. They also hope for a lucky break as well as their superior opponent having an off day. Basically the sort of thing a side that likes to park the bus would be expected to do. Any poor results between now and the end of the transfer window will see Shitcoat - via the media - begging for the club to sign another defensive midfielder or physical centre forward. The sort of players Chelsea have signed for millions and then sent out en masse or sold.

[Pidge]

Love the picture of Fabregas on BBC today...

 

 

One month under Jose and he already looks like a fucking goon.

[Dr Nowt]

Watched United, Arsenal, as much of the City game as family birthday plans allowed, MOTD, but it's like there no football taking place tonight as far as I'm concerned. Feel for Dave having to watch that ugly, cynical machine so he can do the roundups.

 

Gonna see if I can match my previous best this season and only watch our games with them - slipped during the run-in last year and watched their Sunderland and A. Madrid home games, which turned out to be good choices in fairness.

 

It's like my eyes and ears are just allergic to everything about them.

[manwiththestick]

Read something earlier on the beeb where he was saying they have to adapt their game to counter teams set out to defend and try and nick something. Glass houses you shithouse cunt.

[Stickman]

Love the picture of Fabregas on BBC today...

 

 

One month under Jose and he already looks like a fucking goon.

Can just see him and Terry doing duelling banjo's

[RazorBack]

What's up with Monaco? Weird team selection, shite results, change of manager? I don't rate Ranieri but he did finish second.

[Moo]

Oh my fucking god, did anyone hear Sean Dysch then? The absolute twat sounds like he's swallowed a phrasebook of "corporate bullshit" the absolute knob, as if his voice didn't grate enough the shit coming out makes it even worse. I really hope Burnley get relegated (but beat Chelsea tonight of course).

[Mathewbet1]

Suarez is playing for Barca tonight on sky sports 5 now, on the bench.

[Mathewbet1]

im crying inside

[Elite]

Let the Diego Costa hatred begin. Hopefully He'll be the new premiership 'villain' see how Chelsea deal with it.

[Gnasher]

Danny ings could be one to watch, i thought we were taking a look at him last year.

[Mathewbet1]

Why does diego costa always look like hes spent a night sleeping rough behind argos?