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This thread is to discuss past or present injuries/diseases and to ask for advice on them.

 

So, what is bothering you?

 

At the minute the skin on one side of the middle finger of my right hand is very tender. Hurts like a bitch whenever I touch it. I've noticed today, on the skin right next to the nail, is a little green spot the size of a pin prick.

 

Is this infected? Will it kill me? Will it make me more virile and manly?

 

I need answers.

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Great idea, I can act the old man I'm turning into without having to annoy the missus.

 

Puffy eye lid. But I do have sebaceous cysts, so hoping its not one of those. But I have got sunburn, so hoping its just a heat/allergic thing

 

I've also got a few twinges in the back, legs and hands. Just old before my time.

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This thread is to discuss past or present injuries/diseases and to ask for advice on them.

 

So, what is bothering you?

 

At the minute the skin on one side of the middle finger of my right hand is very tender. Hurts like a bitch whenever I touch it. I've noticed today, on the skin right next to the nail, is a little green spot the size of a pin prick.

 

Is this infected? Will it kill me? Will it make me more virile and manly?

 

I need answers.

 

Savlon, fixes all that kind of stuff.

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This thread is to discuss past or present injuries/diseases and to ask for advice on them.

 

So, what is bothering you?

 

At the minute the skin on one side of the middle finger of my right hand is very tender. Hurts like a bitch whenever I touch it. I've noticed today, on the skin right next to the nail, is a little green spot the size of a pin prick.

 

Is this infected? Will it kill me? Will it make me more virile and manly?

 

I need answers.

No 'ladies' ailments then? Just thought I'd ask

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Great idea, I can act the old man I'm turning into without having to annoy the missus.

 

Puffy eye lid. But I do have sebaceous cysts, so hoping its not one of those. But I have got sunburn, so hoping its just a heat/allergic thing

 

I've also got a few twinges in the back, legs and hands. Just old before my time.

 

I get those fuckers at the top of my thighs where they touch, I find sudocream helps but doesn't do too much.

 

Some may have seen this before, but what the hey:

I have 12 radial & 1 continuous stitch in my right eye due to Corneal graft, which stay in for 18 months:

 

4 months ago

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Now

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My arse has been bad since I was about 15. The doctors always give you the IBS bollocks but it's just pure laziness on their part. Had cameras up and down, never found anything, but still it persists. It settled down for about six years or so but came back in 2007 after a holiday in Greece, I got bad guts one night and it's never been right since. My routine is basically needing a sloppy shit as soon as I wake up, I splatter the bog then it settles gradually as the day wears on. I also wake myself up with farts.

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I have sarcoidosis, IBS and early onset arthritis.

 

I'm 32 going on 82.

 

I also have a fucked up left shoulder from an embarrassing bike accident years ago so can't sleep on my left hand side.

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You need to try Cetavlex if you think Savlon is good.

 

I've just looked in the medicine cabinet and I've only got Magnesium sulfate paste. Is it worth putting some of this shit on?

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My arse has been bad since I was about 15. The doctors always give you the IBS bollocks but it's just pure laziness on their part. Had cameras up and down, never found anything, but still it persists. It settled down for about six years or so but came back in 2007 after a holiday in Greece, I got bad guts one night and it's never been right since. My routine is basically needing a sloppy shit as soon as I wake up, I splatter the bog then it settles gradually as the day wears on. I also wake myself up with farts.

 

Ditto,but mine never stops without medication.

Had all those horrible treatments x5.

 

Diagnosed with Colitis and IBS.

Theres a specialist on the NHS in Manchester who I would recommend.

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My arse has been bad since I was about 15. The doctors always give you the IBS bollocks but it's just pure laziness on their part. Had cameras up and down, never found anything, but still it persists. It settled down for about six years or so but came back in 2007 after a holiday in Greece, I got bad guts one night and it's never been right since. My routine is basically needing a sloppy shit as soon as I wake up, I splatter the bog then it settles gradually as the day wears on. I also wake myself up with farts.

 

 

Buy A Cork.

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I think I have sleep apnea. For years I've slept decent hours but I am always yawning and tired, and I often wake up for a few seconds gasping for air then fall asleep.

 

That's not sleep apnea, that's alien abduction.

Probably should get that looked at.

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Think that thing on my nail is called paronychia. Might need to be drained or treated with antibiotics. Son of a bitch.

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