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On 27/03/2019 at 12:46, Sugar Ape said:

Got a twat of a chest infection. Either that or a case of bad shithouse aids.

 

Holy shit, how fucking disgusting is cough medicine? Just had some Benylin then and it is unequivocally the worst thing I’ve ever tasted.

 

If you could dilute the essence of Katie Hopkins, Hitler and Sarah Millican it would still taste nicer than this.

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On 27/03/2019 at 07:46, Sugar Ape said:

Got a twat of a chest infection. Either that or a case of bad shithouse aids.

Two weeks to clear the chest infection I had. Usually I go to the clinic to get antibiotics but my doctor is like The Soup Nazi and doesn't like writing prescriptions for antibiotics. 

 

Amount of phlegm I was coughing up I was convinced one of my lungs had some sort of hemoragheac virus and had just turned to slime. 

 

Hate cough medicene so ended up hammering some gin and bitter lemon and a packet of NeoCitran, slept 14 hours and hacked up an amazing amount of Ghostbuster slime and felt much better. 

 

Also pulled a rib muscle with all the hacking. 

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Was in hospital giving blood on Friday.  The male nurse, who looked like an asian Jerry Lewis, asked me (on two occasions) to give him a good fist.  My other half burst out into uncontrollable laughter the first time he said it, which set me off, which wasn't really appropriate as he was trying to stick a needle in my arm.  Then he asked again a few minutes later, at almost precisely the moment we had managed to compose ourselves.  Cue my other half getting up and walking over to the corner of the room, shoulders going, accompanied by strange weeping noises, and I had given up trying to disguise my laughing as coughing and was just balled up howling. 

 

I'm in my 50s.

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On 01/04/2019 at 12:40, stringvest said:

Was in hospital giving blood on Friday.  The male nurse, who looked like an asian Jerry Lewis, asked me (on two occasions) to give him a good fist.  My other half burst out into uncontrollable laughter the first time he said it, which set me off, which wasn't really appropriate as he was trying to stick a needle in my arm.  Then he asked again a few minutes later, at almost precisely the moment we had managed to compose ourselves.  Cue my other half getting up and walking over to the corner of the room, shoulders going, accompanied by strange weeping noises, and I had given up trying to disguise my laughing as coughing and was just balled up howling. 

 

I'm in my 50s.

Pissing myself at this. 

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