The Ailment thread

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Just been all but diagnosed with MS. Got to come back to hospital for more scans tomorrow just to confirm it. On the bright side, nobody's been anywhere near my arse and I think I'm going to take up smoking weed again for the day.

 

Shit news mate. 

 

One of my best mates has MS and he was diagnosed in 1990 and is still going, scant consolation I know, but the treatment of MS has made huge strides over the years. 

[Fowlers God]

Can we keep the CT loving to one thread now please? Taking up the whole fucking forum he is now. FFS

[Captain Turdseye]

Can we keep the CT loving to one thread now please? Taking up the whole fucking forum he is now. FFS

Aye, or drop it altogether. Can only say again I'm overwhelmed by your kind words and I wouldn't have expected any less from this forum. You're all ace, apart from the ones of you that aren't. It's done now, I know, I can prepare, plan, alter my lifestyle and everything and I can do it all with a smile on my face and some dribble running down my chin. Trying to focus on all the good that can come from this.

 

Also I'm not a touchy fucker so don't hold back on the piss taking. Hopefully we can put cargo-gate to bed now and I can just be known as a bit of a spaz.

[stringvest]

Aye, or drop it altogether. Can only say again I'm overwhelmed by your kind words and I wouldn't have expected any less from this forum. You're all ace, apart from the ones of you that aren't. It's done now, I know, I can prepare, plan, alter my lifestyle and everything and I can do it all with a smile on my face and some dribble running down my chin. Trying to focus on all the good that can come from this.

 

Also I'm not a touchy fucker so don't hold back on the piss taking. Hopefully we can put cargo-gate to bed now and I can just be known as a bit of a spaz.

 

never.

[Dr Nowt]

Fuck it then, I'll get us started.

 

...but the treatment of MS has made huge strides over the years.

Unlike the sufferers of MS.

[moof]

Jokes about MS really get on my nerves

[Captain Turdseye]

The obscene price of parking at the hospital is gonna end up costing me an arm and a leg.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Aye, or drop it altogether. Can only say again I'm overwhelmed by your kind words and I wouldn't have expected any less from this forum. You're all ace, apart from the ones of you that aren't. It's done now, I know, I can prepare, plan, alter my lifestyle and everything and I can do it all with a smile on my face and some dribble running down my chin. Trying to focus on all the good that can come from this.

 

Also I'm not a touchy fucker so don't hold back on the piss taking. Hopefully we can put cargo-gate to bed now and I can just be known as a bit of a spaz.

 

It is funny you should use this phrase as my mate who has MS (Had it 25 years now) is wheelchair bound due to muscle problems and also has to use a colostomy bag to extract the urine. 

 

He also doesn't leave the house much, said he's pissed off with people pushing him... Boom.. 

[Teasmaid]

The obscene price of parking at the hospital is gonna end up costing me an arm and a leg.

That must be difficult to swallow.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Why is it, if you get man flu it always comes on of a Friday evening, fucking wife dragging it home from those pesky kids she teaches. My throat feels like some cunt has been at it with sandpaper and I'm already up to 39.2°C temperature. Hopefully a few whiskeys will sort the shit out. 

[Bjornebye]

Why is it, if you get man flu it always comes on of a Friday evening, fucking wife dragging it home from those pesky kids she teaches. My throat feels like some cunt has been at it with sandpaper and I'm already up to 39.2°C temperature. Hopefully a few whiskeys will sort the shit out. 

 

Bit fucking selfish posting that isn't it. Have you not read the last few pages? Fucking man flu? I'm shocked you have the fucking nerve to complain about something like that when other peoples woes are far fucking worse. 

 

Tom Ross has done his kneecap in. 

[Bjornebye]

Aye, or drop it altogether. Can only say again I'm overwhelmed by your kind words and I wouldn't have expected any less from this forum. You're all ace, apart from the ones of you that aren't. It's done now, I know, I can prepare, plan, alter my lifestyle and everything and I can do it all with a smile on my face and some dribble running down my chin. Trying to focus on all the good that can come from this.

 

Also I'm not a touchy fucker so don't hold back on the piss taking. Hopefully we can put cargo-gate to bed now and I can just be known as a bit of a spaz.

 

Hahahaha nice try 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Bit fucking selfish posting that isn't it. Have you not read the last few pages? Fucking man flu? I'm shocked you have the fucking nerve to complain about something like that when other peoples woes are far fucking worse. 

 

Tom Ross has done his kneecap in. 

 

Aye, life goes on............

[Captain Turdseye]

Hahahaha nice try

 

I'm fucking part time disabled, you heartless cunt. They're looser and easier to pull on.

[Sugar Ape]

I'm fucking part time disabled, you heartless cunt. They're looser and easier to pull on.

To be fair I've been under the impression you were full time disabled for years so you're actually getting better from my point of view.

[Captain Turdseye]

To be fair I've been under the impression you were full time disabled for years so you're actually getting better from my point of view.

That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me. Ta mate.

[Bjornebye]

I'm fucking part time disabled, you heartless cunt. They're looser and easier to pull on.

 

Fuck off. 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

To be fair I've been under the impression you were full time disabled for years so you're actually getting better from my point of view.

 

You could easily get a job working for IDS mate. 

[cloggypop]

Also I'm not a touchy fucker so don't hold back on the piss taking. Hopefully we can put cargo-gate to bed now and I can just be known as a bit of a spaz.

Here's a song to cheer you up a bit.

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Aye, or drop it altogether. Can only say again I'm overwhelmed by your kind words and I wouldn't have expected any less from this forum. You're all ace, apart from the ones of you that aren't. It's done now, I know, I can prepare, plan, alter my lifestyle and everything and I can do it all with a smile on my face and some dribble running down my chin. Trying to focus on all the good that can come from this.

Also I'm not a touchy fucker so don't hold back on the piss taking. Hopefully we can put cargo-gate to bed now and I can just be known as a bit of a spaz.

Whilst there's air in my lungs there's no possible way I will ever put cargo gate to bed and for that I offer you my sincere condolences mate.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

I've not been well myself recently but it's not been anything major so I won't bore y'all with it, on a more positive no way I've just seen about Toms knee, devastating news to dance floors across the UK.

[Fowlers God]

I've not been well myself recently but it's not been anything major so I won't bore y'all with it, on a more positive no way I've just seen about Toms knee, devastating news to dance floors across the UK.

I turned on a porno earlier on porn hub and had to turn it off as the male lead looked liked Tom R. It was so off putting I watched the chase instead

[Champ]

Why is it, if you get man flu it always comes on of a Friday evening, fucking wife dragging it home from those pesky kids she teaches. My throat feels like some cunt has been at it with sandpaper and I'm already up to 39.2°C temperature. Hopefully a few whiskeys will sort the shit out.

 

Nowt to do with your missus; its your body relaxing at the end of the week that causes that. Same as coming down with something when you take leave from work

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Why is it, if you get man flu it always comes on of a Friday evening, fucking wife dragging it home from those pesky kids she teaches. My throat feels like some cunt has been at it with sandpaper and I'm already up to 39.2°C temperature. Hopefully a few whiskeys will sort the shit out. 

I usually find the whisky comes before the symptoms.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

I turned on a porno earlier on porn hub and had to turn it off as the male lead looked liked Tom R. It was so off putting I watched the chase instead

Challenging wank, that.