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There are some fucking noisy bellends in the crowd. I fucking hate the "get in the hole Yank twats "

 

True story . My mate was at the Ryder Cup at the Belfry , from memory I think he was following Couples/ Woosnam on the last day and some Yank yells out " You're the Man " just after Couples hit a tee shot.  My mate, a born and bred Brummie, was stood next to this fella and yelled down his ear " Yon the bloke " just after Woosie hit his .

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17 minutes ago, magicrat said:

There are some fucking noisy bellends in the crowd. I fucking hate the "get in the hole Yank twats "

 

True story . My mate was at the Ryder Cup at the Belfry , from memory I think he was following Couples/ Woosnam on the last day and some Yank yells out " You're the Man " just after Couples hit a tee shot.  My mate, a born and bred Brummie, was stood next to this fella and yelled down his ear " Yon the bloke " just after Woosie hit his .


I got a nod and a hello from Molinari at the open at Hoylake a few years back. 
 

I’m sure you’ll agree that that is a fantastic anecdote. 

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9 hours ago, Charles Penrose said:

When the fuck is something going to be done about the in the hole wankers at every USA event? I’m not sure how I’d cope with that as a player. Eject every one of the cunts. 

They do throw them out at Augusta for the Masters. Why they don’t at the other tournaments I have no idea.

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14 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:


I got a nod and a hello from Molinari at the open at Hoylake a few years back. 
 

I’m sure you’ll agree that that is a fantastic anecdote. 

Pics or gtf 

 

Anyway I raise you a grumpy Kaymer at Hoylake snapping at me as he marched over to the rough where I was standing and where he had sliced his tee shot . " Where is it ?" he said to which I replied "Where you hit it ". 

If looks could kill. 

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