Fucking tooth ache

[lifetime fan]

14 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

As long as you feed me afterwards, either is fine. 

Have belly pork in the fridge, you can have that, deep throat and anything else you want if you take the pain away. 

[YorkshireRed]

6 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

Have belly pork in the fridge, you can have that, deep throat and anything else you want if you take the pain away. 

Hope you can get it sorted mate. Looks nasty. 

[lifetime fan]

2 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

Hope you can get it sorted mate. Looks nasty. 

It’s fucking horrendous, far worse than when I broke my leg. I’m just necking rum and waiting for the emergency phone line to open at 9. 

[Harry's Lad]

1 hour ago, lifetime fan said:

I’m assuming it’s the same cunting tooth that’s caused this abscess to flare up over night. 
 

It’s growing by the minute and I can feel it throbbing under my eye. 
 

I could fucking cry with the pain. 
 

 

I can feel that just looking.

I had one years ago and that was horrendous so fingers crossed they'll sort it quickly for you.

I don't envy you mate.

[lifetime fan]

Soluble paracetamol in rum and Pepsi max lime doesn’t taste good. 

[Captain Turdseye]

My teeth are shite. I used to get abscesses like that pretty regularly from about age 14 through to 18. 
 

Had them taken out and thankfully haven’t had anything like that for a long time. I used to find smoking cigarettes and aiming for the tooth when exhaling eased the pain for a few seconds. Went through a lot of biftas. 

[Elite]

3 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

My teeth are shite. I used to get abscesses like that pretty regularly from about age 14 through to 18. 
 

Had them taken out and thankfully haven’t had anything like that for a long time. I used to find smoking cigarettes and aiming for the tooth when exhaling eased the pain for a few seconds. Went through a lot of biftas. 

Most dentists recommend 20 a day.

[lifetime fan]

2 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

My teeth are shite. I used to get abscesses like that pretty regularly from about age 14 through to 18. 
 

Had them taken out and thankfully haven’t had anything like that for a long time. I used to find smoking cigarettes and aiming for the tooth when exhaling eased the pain for a few seconds. Went through a lot of biftas. 

I think it’s a crumbled wisdom tooth that’s never come through properly. 
 

It doesn’t normally cause any issues. 
 

I could murder today though! 

[Captain Turdseye]

1 minute ago, lifetime fan said:

I think it’s a crumbled wisdom tooth that’s never come through properly. 
 

It doesn’t normally cause any issues. 
 

I could murder today though! 

Yeah, I remember the pain well. 

[lifetime fan]

2 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Yeah, I remember the pain well. 

stuck some powder on it to try and numb the pain. 

[Captain Turdseye]

Just now, lifetime fan said:

stuck some powder on it to try and numb the pain. 

Have a spliff, blow it at the tooth. Double relief.