Miley Cyrus

[neko]

I'd fuck her in that one with a cat over her face.

 

 

Neko's ideal woman .

 

oh yeah.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

This thread has served as a valuable lesson to me. Never start at the last page. I had to sift back through four pages before finding anything worth masturbating to.

[PestiRed]

I don't get the constantly sticking the tongue out thing. Why?

[Guest Pistonbroke]

I don't get that some people on here fancy her, she's a fucking pig without all the make up etc...I've seen better looking women on the Falkland Islands. 

 

This is her and what you'd wake up to in the morning, fucking ugly fucked in the head  trollop. 

 

 

 

[Mook]

I don't get that some people on here fancy her, she's a fucking pig without all the make up etc...I've seen better looking women on the Falkland Islands.

 

This is her and what you'd wake up to in the morning, fucking ugly fucked in the head trollop.

 

 

 

The women on the Falkland Islands were actually sheep.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Not much difference in looks. 

[Scott_M]

She's a fucking dick head.

 

She just tries to controversial for controversial sake and / or she doesn't understand the difference between iconic and controversial.

 

Either way, she does these pathetic things to detract that he's a complete 'Plain Jane', her music is bland as fuck, she's a woeful actress, her raisens are an embarressment to all women and her Dad sang 'Achey Breaky Heart'.

[Bjornebye]

She looks like a young janice battersby

[Jairzinho]

She looks like Jay from The Inbetweeners.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

She looks a fucking mess. 

[ZonkoVille77]

She looks like an axle from a Lorry

[lifetime fan]

I.still.would.

[Trumo]

The women on the Falkland Islands were actually sheep.

 

The point still stands.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

I.still.would.

 

I reckon you'd fuck anything mate. 

[lifetime fan]

I reckon you'd fuck anything mate.

Not far from the truth. In fact far too close to it for my liking.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Not far from the truth. In fact far too close to it for my liking.

 

Whilst sowing my seeds I was the same, Once I settled down into steady relationships I set my bar higher. Once I got married I decided being faithful was the right thing to do, no point shagging away from home and risking what you have when you are happy with your lot. 

 

If for whatever reason I was to become a single bloke again I'd probably have to start at the bottom rung of the vaginal ladder and revert to fucking any old slapper. 

[Skidfingers McGonical]

She looks like that Bieber jabroni here.

 

I thought more Jay from the Inbetweeners myself.

 

EDIT: Nice one Jairz.

[General Dryness]

Not far from the truth. In fact far too close to it for my liking.

Nothing to be ashamed of Col. Someone has to fuck them. Fellas like us do it so the rest of these ungrateful cunts don't have to.

 

We're unsung heroes. Wear the badge with pride.

[manwiththestick]

I bet it's rat fucking stinks.

[razor]

[Hades]

[razor]

Edgy.

 

Stronts!  Oh, Stro-o-onts!  STRONTS!

[General Dryness]

Rod Stewart is looking well for a man of his age.

[Ginny]

Would anyone let a bird do them with a strap on? Asking for a mate...

[chris71]

 

Still would.