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haha that Edward sounds mental.

 

That's only the tip of a very large iceberg of strangeness.

 

Edward's Mother had a special friend, can't remember for the life of me what he was called, but this chap would come round a few times a week, Edward was never allowed to meet him, but claimed he could hear them in the bedroom next door doing what lovers do, all the time Edward's Father was sat downstairs watching television.

 

This was considered completely normal in Casa Dobson.

 

I've a million and one stories, all as equally fucked up, if I have time I'll put more up tomorrow, seriously fucking strange guy/family.

 

Last thing I heard of him he was living in Morecombe with two kids who's paternity was in doubt, living off the state and getting by on Cider and short dated Ginsters pasties.

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It seemed like he was suggesting that you would peel the banana down enough to eat the fruit. You can then pop out the rest of it creating a pocket to dump the muck. The peeled sides are then brought down over the shaft and bobs your uncle. I would use some lube mate. A bit of axel grease maybe.
...then super glue the skin back together after filling it with jizz and drop it off in the fruit and veggie section of the local supermarket.
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I bore a hole in a honeydew melon, warmed it, and fucked it gently.

 

At the time I was a grocer, so had good access to melons.

 

However, I only did it once because of the intense shame I felt immediately after spunking. All great decisions happen in the first 5 minutes after spunkng.

Judges should wank before considering a verdict.

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