Greatest Opening lines.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

On 21/01/2013 at 16:52, stringvest said:

You are standing at the end of a road before a small brick building. Around you is a forest. A small stream flows out of the building and down a gully.

That sounds mighty familiar. What's it from?

[stringvest]

Just now, AngryOfTuebrook said:

That sounds mighty familiar. What's it from?

The first proper computer game.  Text-based.  Colossal Cave, or as it was called on early mainframe computers, Adventur (they couldn't use filenames longer than 8 characters).  

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Ta, Handsome.

[Captain Willard]

“That morning she pours Teacher's over my belly and licks it off. That afternoon she tries to jump out the window. 

 

I go, "Holly, this can't continue. This has got to stop." 

raymond carver. 

[Mudface]

Bar Patron: Hey, hey. Yeah you, get up. What are you retarded? Get off the fucking car!

Raving Bitch: Hey dickless, get off the fucking car! Hey fucksuck, get your slippery fucking ass off the car! Listen to me, get off the fucking car with your fucking ass!

Parker: Shut that cunts mouth or I'll come over there and fuckstart her head!

Raving Bitch: You're gonna wish you never fucking got up this fucking morning asshole, because my boyfriend's gonna fuck you up! And then after that while he's fucking up your fucking gay uncle over there I'm gonna fucking cut off your cock and mail it to your mother, you fucking faggot bitch! You gaylord fucking bitch! How do you like that? You like that a lot you fucking faggot? You like to ass fuck? Fontanella fucking babyheads!

Bar Patron: Go ahead.

Raving Bitch: You like to fuck babyheads? You like to fuck boys? He's gonna fuck you in the ass, how do you like that? He's not even gay but he'll do it just to fuck...

Bar Patron: Honey honey. She's got a big mouth but she's not kidding. I'm gonna whip you silly and I'm gonna fuck you stupid. You wanna do the man dance? First dance is yours.

 

Shame about the rest of the film. And I may already have posted this, but maybe not in this thread.

[mars]

“The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel.” – Neuromancer, William Gibson.

 

[Captain Willard]

“No wonder you're looking thin,
When all that you live on is lipgloss and cigarettes.”

pulp, lip gloss