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Charities are becoming annoying cunts.

Magic Sponge

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Saw the absolute nadir of charity chugging in town on Saturday.   You've got to pay 20p to have a piss in St John's market and there was a bloke stood BEHIND the barrier while you were putti

Lee909
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Fuck them off a while back. Used to give to cancer reseat H each month. While I was sick my mum had to get a grip on my DD and cut off non essentials. She phoned them and asked them to stop it, they s

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I won’t be playing a game of killer on the pool table anytime soon.

Bjornebye Grand Master

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31 minutes ago, General Dryness said:

Wise words.

 

I'm currently serving a 30 year stretch in chokey after an innocent game of Cluedo.

Thats what you get for shagging Judi Dench in the kitchen you fucking horrible cunt 

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Jarvinja Ilnow Grand Master

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9 hours ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

Does it involve violence or threats of violence?  Then it is not really like mugging, is it.

 

Everyone seems hung up on the fact that these people get paid.  Wait until you all realise that the charity adverts in the papers and on telly are paid for - Minds. Blown.

Actually, I did experience an aggressive SHELTER chugger on my lunch break in the West End, who wouldn't let me pass whilst he told me about homelessness and why I should be giving him money. This was despite me saying I worked for a homelessness charity and knew about the problems. Having worked that morning with distressed people with mental health problems, him accusing me of not caring was a bit annoying. When pressed he also knew fuck all about homelessness and could only recite some soft facts from his script. So yes, it felt a bit like being mugged by an annoying T4 presenter.

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9 hours ago, General Dryness said:

Wise words.

 

I'm currently serving a 30 year stretch in chokey after an innocent game of Cluedo.

I’m regretting saying that I could murder a cup of tea earlier. That fish I battered yesterday might cause me problems too.

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