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Help. Agreed to let the missus take me to a bio-resonance session yesterday on the clear understanding that it is pseudo-science bollocks and will never work.

 

Tried to smoke a fag this morning, went dizzy and nearly vomited. It appears that I have a window to stop smoking and probably should take it. However I am totally mentally unprepared - I like smoking and didn't really want to give up hence I am now craving for something that makes me want to throw up. I need distractions from wanting a fag that won't end up turning me into a fat(ter) bastard

 

Any ideas?

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Help. Agreed to let the missus take me to a bio-resonance session yesterday on the clear understanding that it is pseudo-science bollocks and will never work.

 

Tried to smoke a fag this morning, went dizzy and nearly vomited. It appears that I have a window to stop smoking and probably should take it. However I am totally mentally unprepared - I like smoking and didn't really want to give up hence I am now craving for something that makes me want to throw up. I need distractions from wanting a fag that won't end up turning me into a fat(ter) bastard

 

Any ideas?

 

Dogs bollocks that stuff, also I've got a job lot of snake oil for sale if you're interested, cures all that ails ya.

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Help. Agreed to let the missus take me to a bio-resonance session yesterday on the clear understanding that it is pseudo-science bollocks and will never work.

 

Tried to smoke a fag this morning, went dizzy and nearly vomited. It appears that I have a window to stop smoking and probably should take it. However I am totally mentally unprepared - I like smoking and didn't really want to give up hence I am now craving for something that makes me want to throw up. I need distractions from wanting a fag that won't end up turning me into a fat(ter) bastard

 

Any ideas?

 

 

Sugar free mints.

 

A mate was getting through 4 packs of polos a day when he gave up.

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Currently chomping through carrots cut up to look like cigarettes

 

 

Never smoked ciagrettes in my life but he reckoned the Trebor extra strong mints 'tickled' the back of his throat like a cigarette would.

 

Fuck knows if that makes any sense but it's probably useless info anyway, I tried one the other day and they're shit now. No stronger than a polo.

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