Hey Guys

[JozMan]

Hey Guys

 

Just wondering if anyone here would be interested in joining "Off The Crossbar" a general football forum that covers all things football. Off The Crossbar is made by football fans for football fans. We've only being open for three months but we already have some great members and some really good discussion going.

 

We know coming over to your forum and making a thread about my forum is not exactly the right thing to do. All i'm trying to do is help turn OTC into one of the biggest and best football forums on the net, We're not here to steal your members we're just asking if anyone would have the time or be interested in coming over to OTC.

 

Our link: Off The Crossbar

 

Thanks, hopefully i can see you there!!

[brucespanner]

Do you have slags?

 

......And cakes would be good as well, but there had better be slags, are there any slags there?

[JozMan]

No haha but we do have some very good membersand some great discussion going.

[brucespanner]

So you don't have any Social, Logistical or Analytical Gaming Statistics?

 

What kind of site is it?

[JozMan]

It's a general football forum, a place for football fans around the world to unite and discuss all things football.

[brucespanner]

It's a general football forum, a place for football fans around the world to unite and discuss all things football.

 

But without discussion of slags you're missing out on a large proportion of genuine football debate.

 

It's like opening your fathers porn draw and finding Womans Weekly, still worth a look if you ask me, but you get the gist. People want hardcore and you offer middle aged women's menstrul cycles and 'I fucked my killer' shite when most want T & A.

 

Any footie forum must have slags.......And cake.

[JozMan]

Well being from Australia i don't quite understand the term 'slags' i think they said it on a TV show from the UK i once watched. Why don't you check the forum out and see if we have enough cake and slags to keep you happy.

[grazywalker]

I like slags

[brucespanner]

I like slags

 

Any football fan worth his salt loves slags, but this chap appears to have set a website up, dedicated to football, which hasn't got the basics down, slags are essential to football debate.

[brucespanner]

Well being from Australia i don't quite understand the term 'slags' i think they said it on a TV show from the UK i once watched. Why don't you check the forum out and see if we have enough cake and slags to keep you happy.

 

Any man who says he's had enough cake or slags is not a man in my eyes, in upsidedownland I think you call these 'homos' is this right?

[JozMan]

Haha yes, now i understand.

[brucespanner]

Haha yes, now i understand.

 

Good.

 

You set up camp in enemy territory and you'll find little sympathy.

 

Good luck with the website, but fuck off spamming this one.

[JozMan]

Well thank you for you good wishes, i know advertising on other forums isn't the right thing to do so i'm sorry but the forum is still very young and we're trying tp spread the word and give people the chance to atleast check us out.

[Barzini]

All your moderators seem to be bitter bluenose cunts. Including yourself.

 

No thanks.

[Fugitive]

Do French people use your site?

[Fugitive]

All your moderators seem to be bitter bluenose cunts. Including yourself.

 

No thanks.

 

That's cant be right. Does County Road actually stretch all the way to Australia???

[RedEagle]

Seems a lovely website. Here are some quotes from your moderators:

 

Under the thread title 'Liverpool potentially prevented Everton from winning the European cup'

 

Shogun

Think of what Man Utd have achieved in the premier league era... if it wasn't for liverpool, that would be us

 

Rugby Toffee

We had the best team by far in Europe at that time. I for one honestly believe we would have won the European Cup.

Those days are long gone and yes I am a bitter Evertonian and do blame the wall pushing Kopites

[Fugitive]

Can we have his IP and email address?

 

Go on, for old times sake. He's a blue, he deserves it.

[fin-bat]

Are Finns welcomed there ?

[Johnny Cougar]

No cake, no slags, lots of bitter Mongrels and a soft cunt who comes on and says 'hey guys' like an American nancy boy? Fuck that.

[Jairzinho]

Do you have any French slags?

[Redder Lurtz]

Worratit.

[Jack the Sipper]

From the 'most overrated manager' thread:

 

Definitely Dalglish for starters.

 

What exactly has he done in management apart from winning one title?

 

:wallbutt:

 

And the whole 'made by football fans for football fans' ethos just seems too radical for me.

[Magic Sponge]

Bollocks on toast.

[Jennings]

Hey Guys

 

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Fuckin'ell it's Cliff!