Dan Agger vs. Rio Ferdinand

[bouncebrigade]

Now this I would pay to watch.

 

Agger would absolutely pummel the braindead, moronic washed up cunt. Finish it off with a Stone Cold Stunner, then open a cold one off his head.

[piscinin]

From the very first interview I saw with agger on lfc.tv I've been pretty sure he has psychotic tendencies.

 

So I'd go for a win by decapitation, or maybe infibulation in the first round.

[Red Phoenix]

Always been one of my favourite players, of course I think he's even more awesome now. If there was only 4 players I could pick from an LFC team it'd be him, Pepe, Stevie and Luis. If it was 3 I'd maybe even choose him over Pepe.

[Carradona]

What did he do?

[Hand Shandy]

Allegedly offered Rio out in the tunnel at halftime.

[The Flâneur]

Rio probably keeps a shank on himself at all times; de rigueur when you're a gangsta from the projects like him.

 

Brap brap brap.

[RedKnight]

Agger's a right narky sod, you can tell. He and Skrtel made a convincing hard man double act yesterday, first flanking Suarez off the pitch, then Skrtel getting involved with Evra at half time and then both getting stuck in at the end.

[grazywalker]

I reckon Bellamy offered every one of the Utd players out as well as all of the media in the tunnel. and you know he would have won

[Newport]

[Acid]

 

You don't sit through that if you're not a hard bastard.

[waddy78]

Agger win allday long,even Rio's mother wouldn't reconise him afterwards,Agger looks like he could play the lead in friday the 13th or nightmare on elm street rio looks like he could play the lead in Precilla queen of the desert.

[Rafiagra]

I think it would be a pretty shit fight. Basically, whoever gets the first blow in wins considering they're both made of glass. My money would be on Agger, although he'd prob end up breaking his hand.

[fowler9]

Ferdinand is such a cunt, doesn't look hard at all but always mouthing off when surrounded by team mates or the ref

 

didn't he get team mates to go smack Savage from behind in the tunnel once as well?

[Gym Beglin]

Where did this fantasy story come from? Fucking nonsense until proven otherwise.

[Lario]

It's Agger's word against Ferdinand's, and since he's a more reliable witness....

[bouncebrigade]

Where did this fantasy story come from? Fucking nonsense until proven otherwise.

 

:wallbutt:

[moof]

I fucking love Dan Agger. Hopefully he can keep his fitness because he's the best centre half in the league

[Magic Sponge]

Agger would fucking snot him.

[navbasi]

Where did this fantasy story come from? Fucking nonsense until proven otherwise.

 

A Danish news channel were running with this story on Saturday afternoon. I'm not sure it was at half time though, from what I read it was at full time and he said to Rio, I'll see you here in 5 minutes, obviously Rio never showed up the cunt.

[Anubis]

Agger knows he can take any man who wears denim hotpants and a crop top.

[milky]

Where did this fantasy story come from? Fucking nonsense until proven otherwise.

 

Agger 'said it nine or ten times' apparently. Good enough for any case, that. He is of course free to change his version of that any time he wants to, and it's still credible.

[KevieG]

Nice to see Agger, Skyrtle, Pepe and Kuyt standing by their teammate when he needed it. Great to see it.

 

Proud to have characters like that at the club.

[navbasi]

Nice to see Agger, Skyrtle, Pepe and Kuyt standing by their teammate when he needed it. Great to see it.

 

Proud to have characters like that at the club.

 

Shame the cunts in the boardroom couldn't have done the same.

[Ronnie]

Though I also think Agger would KO him, I can't help feeling a bit worry considering his injury record!

[BCM]

Nice to see Agger, Skyrtle, Pepe and Kuyt standing by their teammate when he needed it. Great to see it.

 

Proud to have characters like that at the club.

 

Dont worry mate the actions of those 4 was noted, by me and many others. True Men in every sense of the word.