Kate Upton NSFW

[Dougie Do'ins]

Is that Sam Fox ? If so she was a cracking page 3 girl be she was to short. Not fit to wash Upton's dishes.

[Anny Road]

By page 3 i dont mean the fucking rag just the ladies.

[Anny Road]

Is that Sam Fox ? If so she was a cracking page 3 girl be she was to short. Not fit to wash Upton's dishes.

[Dougie Do'ins]

By page 3 i dont mean the fucking rag just the ladies.

I know.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Sam Fox munches carpets anyway. 

[Anny Road]

Sam Fox munches carpets anyway. 

Yes and I am still waiting for the problem. 

Do you not watch porn, endless possibilities.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

She's 50, if I was going to wank over some bird in a Porno then I wouldn't go out of my way to look for a 50 yo lesbian. As ever, each to their own. 

[Anny Road]

She's 50, if I was going to wank over some bird in a Porno then I wouldn't go out of my way to look for a 50 yo lesbian. As ever, each to their own. 

I think you are missing some of the aspects of porn.

1. it is not real.

2. Refer to 1.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Unlike you I'm not a porn expert.

[Anny Road]

Unlike you I'm not a porn expert.

Thank you for your deference. In all future porn problems I am here to help.

[manwiththestick]

I'm going to show age my here, BUT.

Much as she is lovely. She has no class.

I'm not knocking her, wish i was, but is she not just a 21st Century page 3 bird

I would obliviously be happy to shag the arse off it but spending anytime with a woman like that would be hell.

To be honest I would probably regret shagging the arse of it a couple of hours later with it's moaning and complianing and demanding.

 

Its like a Lambourghini Cuntash (sp) Great on a poster but you would swap it for a nissan micra in a heartbeat to go and get some milk from the shop.

Didn't realise Louie Spence posted on here, fabulous.

[Rico1304]

Didn't realise Louie Spence posted on here, fabulous.

LEAVE. HIM. ALONE.

[The Acolyte]

I'm old enough to remember the count down before they could legally show her tits. I think the pics so far shown are when she was under age

[Torvald Utne]

Nice waist

[chrisbonnie]

I'm old enough to remember the count down before they could legally show her tits. I think the pics so far shown are when she was under age

She was on Irish radio a few weeks ago. She was saying they pictured her, in her school uniform on page 3 a week before she got her baps out. She was only 15, then in her 16th birthday she got the babies out.

 

When you actually think of it. That's depraved.

[Kloppite]

Nice waist

I like her hair personally.

[Tj hooker]

She was on Irish radio a few weeks ago. She was saying they pictured her, in her school uniform on page 3 a week before she got her baps out. She was only 15, then in her 16th birthday she got the babies out.

 

When you actually think of it. That's depraved.

The Rag plumbing new depths even then not surprising really

[bigbak]

She was on Irish radio a few weeks ago. She was saying they pictured her, in her school uniform on page 3 a week before she got her baps out. She was only 15, then in her 16th birthday she got the babies out.

 

When you actually think of it. That's depraved.

 

Illegal to show anything nude and under 18 now thankfully.

[Mook]

[Stickman]

Kinda apt at this time of year ......Jesus wept...

[polymerpunkah]

Kinda apt at this time of year ......Jesus wept...

Hungry, no doubt.

[Mook]

[Guest]

[Mook]

The Other Woman is on channel 4 at 9pm tonight. Kate Upton is in it.

 

My missus just suggested watching it, I'm not sure screaming 'YES' before she'd even finished the sentence was the best idea but we're on anyway.

[Bjornebye]

The Other Woman is on channel 4 at 9pm tonight. Kate Upton is in it.

 

My missus just suggested watching it, I'm not sure screaming 'YES' before she'd even finished the sentence was the best idea but we're on anyway.

 

 

Watched a bit of it. Seen it before though with my ex. The beach scene where she first appears got the usual evil eyes in the side of my head followed by "all you men are pigs" implying that i'm a cunt like the fella in it. How tempted I was to reply with " if I was like him and fucking Cameron Diaz and Kate Upton then you wouldn't even know my name you cockney cunt"