Have a rant thread

[Numero Veinticinco]

Just now, Bruce Spanner said:

You literally started it, dang you’re thick.

That’s the root of the issue. He has absolutely no awareness of what he is doing. Thick as fucking mince. Trying to reason with a guy who takes pictures of his own cell phone is never going to end well. 
 

I didn’t think we could experience any lower than him lying about being Jewish, calling out people’s family on multiple sites, calling out many people for fights, pretending to be a Liverpool fan, but here we are - he’s using *that rag* to insult Liverpool fans on a Liverpool forum. All because they fucked him off from his own team’s forums. 

[Gnasher]

4 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

You literally started it, dang you’re thick.

 

"titbits"

 

Have a song before I go.

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Bruce Spanner]

On of those ‘titbits’, which I’ve no idea why you keep quoting in that way as it’s the correct spelling, is that you’re bezzie mates with a holocaust denier.

 

Nice company you’re keeping there, Gnipper.

 

Are we done now, can I go for breakfast.

 

We literally did this yesterday and I’d have assumed you’d be too embarrassed to want to do it again, do we really have to do it again, really? 

You know you were made to look like a proper weird, spiteful, dishonest, deceitful, vindictive little simpleton yesterday, right? 
 

 

[Gnasher]

20 minutes ago, Numero Veinticinco said:

That’s the root of the issue. He has absolutely no awareness of what he is doing. Thick as fucking mince. Trying to reason with a guy who takes pictures of his own cell phone is never going to end well. 
 

I didn’t think we could experience any lower than him lying about being Jewish, calling out people’s family on multiple sites, calling out many people for fights, pretending to be a Liverpool fan, but here we are - he’s using *that rag* to insult Liverpool fans on a Liverpool forum. All because they fucked him off from his own team’s forums. 

 

Numero. Twelve posts back since flounce,  eleven about me. 

[Numero Veinticinco]

Just now, Gnasher said:

 

Numero. Twelve posts back since flounce,  eleven about me. 

Why do we have to go over this every time? I’m not back, I’m specifically making posts about you because you’re lying again. That’s why they’re about you. 
 

Thirteen posts since flounce. Twelve about you. 

[Gnasher]

21 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

On of those ‘titbits’, which I’ve no idea why you keep quoting in that way as it’s the correct spelling, is that you’re bezzie mates with a holocaust denier.

 

Nice company you’re keeping there, Gnipper.

 

Are we done now, can I go for breakfast.

 

We literally did this yesterday and I’d have assumed you’d be too embarrassed to want to do it again, do we really have to do it again, really? 

You know you were made to look like a proper weird, spiteful, dishonest, deceitful, vindictive little simpleton yesterday, right? 
 

 

 

 

You don't believe everything you read on the internet do you titbits?  

[Bruce Spanner]

I’d believe someone telling me they were Jewish if they were making an argument about Isreal if they said they were.

 

To make shit up like that, repeatedly, would be deplorable and racist.

 

The rest, I’ve got pretty good filters.

[Gnasher]

5 minutes ago, Numero Veinticinco said:

Why do we have to go over this every time? I’m not back, I’m specifically making posts about you because you’re lying again. That’s why they’re about you. 
 

Thirteen posts since flounce. Twelve about you. 

 

Numero. Thirteen posts since flounce twelve about me. 

[Skidfingers McGonical]

Gnasher, you’re a massive cunt. 
 

 

[Section_31]

22 hours ago, Bruce Spanner said:

Notting Hill Carnival.

 

Absolutely shite and a million miles away from what it used to be.

 

Fun in the morning before the morons get there, but after that utter carnage and really nasty.

 

Sounds like the Matthew Steeet festival before it was binned off, not in terms of trouble but it was mainly about old men in tank tops getting paralytic and american tourists looking bewildered.

[Bruce Spanner]

11 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

 

Sounds like the Matthew Steeet festival before it was binned off, not in terms of trouble but it was mainly about old men in tank tops getting paralytic and american tourists looking bewildered.

Its such an odd crowd, and, seems to be, much edgier and sketchier now.

 

Maybe that’s me being older, but it used to be fun with the occasional flashpoint, most late at night after the crowds have gone.

 

But now it’s running battles between gangs who come from all over London for a kick off, posh boys off their tits on coke being bellends and crowds which you can’t get through and genuinely feel anxious about a crush in it’s so compact.

 

Feels like the old camaraderie has gone and been replaced by individual excess who’ll be damned if anyone interferes which ‘their’ fun. 

[Rushies tash]

22 hours ago, Bruce Spanner said:

Notting Hill Carnival.

 

Absolutely shite and a million miles away from what it used to be.

 

Fun in the morning before the morons get there, but after that utter carnage and really nasty.

 

Haven't been for years, and from the sound of it, that's unlikely to change. There's only so many times you can pretend a rush is all part of the experience. 

[Harry's Lad]

My son in law, a decent hard working lad got up for work this morning to find his motorbike has been stolen.

 

This is the second one in 18 months. It was locked in a shed and anchored, with padlocks on the door and padlocks on the gate which were cut with bolt cutters.

 

He's absolutely gutted. The police are a non entity, with a basically "here's your crime number now fuck off" response.

 

A lad got killed here in Skem not so long ago when a fella lost it after his wife's moped got nicked. The police arrested him very quickly but that lad would still be alive and the fella would not be serving a life sentence had the police had got off their arses and did some actual police work.

If he could find the culprit then you would think the police could.

 

Meanwhile, my son in law has no transport to get to and from work after this week when my daughter goes back to her teaching job after the summer (I know) holidays.

 

I sincerely hope that the thieving little scrote who stole it has a serious accident on it. Not so it kills him, but serious life changing injuries so the twat suffers and regrets his actions every day for the rest of his life.

 

 

 

 

[Section_31]

18 minutes ago, Harry's Lad said:

My son in law, a decent hard working lad got up for work this morning to find his motorbike has been stolen.

 

This is the second one in 18 months. It was locked in a shed and anchored, with padlocks on the door and padlocks on the gate which were cut with bolt cutters.

 

He's absolutely gutted. The police are a non entity, with a basically "here's your crime number now fuck off" response.

 

A lad got killed here in Skem not so long ago when a fella lost it after his wife's moped got nicked. The police arrested him very quickly but that lad would still be alive and the fella would not be serving a life sentence had the police had got off their arses and did some actual police work.

If he could find the culprit then you would think the police could.

 

Meanwhile, my son in law has no transport to get to and from work after this week when my daughter goes back to her teaching job after the summer (I know) holidays.

 

I sincerely hope that the thieving little scrote who stole it has a serious accident on it. Not so it kills him, but serious life changing injuries so the twat suffers and regrets his actions every day for the rest of his life.

 

 

 

 

 

Twats. Mate of mine is a biker and his mates' bikes are always getting stolen, one was stolen from a secure compound while he was at a racing event. It'd definitely put me off getting one, which says it all.

 

The police are total shite. I've said for ages they're good for murders and the likes, but the 'everyday' stuff that most people are impacted by, theft, burglary, antisocial behaviour - absolutely pointless. 

[Bjornebye]

32 minutes ago, Harry's Lad said:

My son in law, a decent hard working lad got up for work this morning to find his motorbike has been stolen.

 

This is the second one in 18 months. It was locked in a shed and anchored, with padlocks on the door and padlocks on the gate which were cut with bolt cutters.

 

He's absolutely gutted. The police are a non entity, with a basically "here's your crime number now fuck off" response.

 

A lad got killed here in Skem not so long ago when a fella lost it after his wife's moped got nicked. The police arrested him very quickly but that lad would still be alive and the fella would not be serving a life sentence had the police had got off their arses and did some actual police work.

If he could find the culprit then you would think the police could.

 

Meanwhile, my son in law has no transport to get to and from work after this week when my daughter goes back to her teaching job after the summer (I know) holidays.

 

I sincerely hope that the thieving little scrote who stole it has a serious accident on it. Not so it kills him, but serious life changing injuries so the twat suffers and regrets his actions every day for the rest of his life.

 

 

 

 

 

Cunts. Hope he gets it back asap mate 

[Harry's Lad]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

 

Cunts. Hope he gets it back asap mate 

It'll probably be fucked when they dump it same as the last one and it's highly likely it's the same shitbags who stole the last one.

 

He went looking for the last one and actually spotted it being used for joyriding on the next estate. He called the police but they said there was no-one available.

It turned out that me and my mrs were at the town centre at that time which is about half a mile away from where the bike was spotted and there were THREE police cars there, one parked outside Dominoes Pizza, one parked up in the waiting area and one in the drive-in queue at McDonalds.

Absolutely fucking useless for everyday stuff as Section says.

 

 

My son in law had to be persuaded not to go in and confront them, he's a hard lad but like we told him, they know where he lives and he has a wife (my daughter) and three kids, there's too many of them and even if he twatted one of them It would be him who got done.

 

It was him who found the last one, it must have finally given up the ghost after being ragged everywhere so they set it on fire. Just over 12 months old.

[Bjornebye]

10 minutes ago, Harry's Lad said:

It'll probably be fucked when they dump it same as the last one and it's highly likely it's the same shitbags who stole the last one.

 

He went looking for the last one and actually spotted it being used for joyriding on the next estate. He called the police but they said there was no-one available.

It turned out that me and my mrs were at the town centre at that time which is about half a mile away from where the bike was spotted and there were THREE police cars there, one parked outside Dominoes Pizza, one parked up in the waiting area and one in the drive-in queue at McDonalds.

Absolutely fucking useless for everyday stuff as Section says.

 

 

My son in law had to be persuaded not to go in and confront them, he's a hard lad but like we told him, they know where he lives and he has a wife (my daughter) and three kids, there's too many of them and even if he twatted one of them It would be him who got done.

 

It was him who found the last one, it must have finally given up the ghost after being ragged everywhere so they set it on fire. Just over 12 months old.

 

I had as Yamaha Aerox scooter when I was a 16. Mine and my mates got lifted into a white van when we'd parked up. Mine got found in town barrelled and fucked to bits. The police just rang us and gave us the address so we had to go and get it ourselves and drop it back at the garage I got it from for the insurance to pay out. I wasn't massively arsed because I was joining the Navy a few months later but my mate was gutted because he used it to get to work. Shithouse thieving cunts. 

 

But yeah as much as it's tempting to confront the cunts he's taking a risk. Horrible rats 

[Harry's Lad]

Update.

 

My daughter rang just after midnight. She had posted the bike being stolen on Facebook and got a message off someone who's bike had also been stolen but had a tracker on it which had been found along with another bike which they thought might have been my son in laws.

 

They were in a lock up garage in Tanhouse which is a notorious estate in Skem, buried under bags of sand and rubbish.

He got a lift off a neighbour and it is his bike. I don't know exactly how bad it is, it's obviously been barrelled and the tank is damaged, he won't know exactly how bad until it's daylight.

 

Get this though, he tried ringing the police while he was there, the phone rang out for half an hour before they answered, a woman said she can hardly hear him and he'll have to ring back which he did.

Ten minutes later they still hadn't answered so with it getting late he started to push it home, with the neighbour following behind with his hazard warning lights on.

They get halfway down Stannanought Road which is a long straight dimly lit road when he sees a police car approaching from the opposite direction so starts to flag it down. They completely ignored him, someone pushing a damaged motorbike with a car behind him with it's hazards on.

 

I think he's going to make a big deal of it to the Police and Crime Commissioners office and our MP because it just beggars belief that they drove right past him when there has been a spate of motorbike thefts in the town and they simply weren't interested in it in the first place.

 

Fucking Skem police. 

 

[Bjornebye]

7 hours ago, Harry's Lad said:

Update.

 

My daughter rang just after midnight. She had posted the bike being stolen on Facebook and got a message off someone who's bike had also been stolen but had a tracker on it which had been found along with another bike which they thought might have been my son in laws.

 

They were in a lock up garage in Tanhouse which is a notorious estate in Skem, buried under bags of sand and rubbish.

He got a lift off a neighbour and it is his bike. I don't know exactly how bad it is, it's obviously been barrelled and the tank is damaged, he won't know exactly how bad until it's daylight.

 

Get this though, he tried ringing the police while he was there, the phone rang out for half an hour before they answered, a woman said she can hardly hear him and he'll have to ring back which he did.

Ten minutes later they still hadn't answered so with it getting late he started to push it home, with the neighbour following behind with his hazard warning lights on.

They get halfway down Stannanought Road which is a long straight dimly lit road when he sees a police car approaching from the opposite direction so starts to flag it down. They completely ignored him, someone pushing a damaged motorbike with a car behind him with it's hazards on.

 

I think he's going to make a big deal of it to the Police and Crime Commissioners office and our MP because it just beggars belief that they drove right past him when there has been a spate of motorbike thefts in the town and they simply weren't interested in it in the first place.

 

Fucking Skem police. 

 

Lazy twats. Glad he’s got it back. I assume he’s got a crime reference number at least? 

[manwiththestick]

7 hours ago, Harry's Lad said:

Update.

 

My daughter rang just after midnight. She had posted the bike being stolen on Facebook and got a message off someone who's bike had also been stolen but had a tracker on it which had been found along with another bike which they thought might have been my son in laws.

 

They were in a lock up garage in Tanhouse which is a notorious estate in Skem, buried under bags of sand and rubbish.

He got a lift off a neighbour and it is his bike. I don't know exactly how bad it is, it's obviously been barrelled and the tank is damaged, he won't know exactly how bad until it's daylight.

 

Get this though, he tried ringing the police while he was there, the phone rang out for half an hour before they answered, a woman said she can hardly hear him and he'll have to ring back which he did.

Ten minutes later they still hadn't answered so with it getting late he started to push it home, with the neighbour following behind with his hazard warning lights on.

They get halfway down Stannanought Road which is a long straight dimly lit road when he sees a police car approaching from the opposite direction so starts to flag it down. They completely ignored him, someone pushing a damaged motorbike with a car behind him with it's hazards on.

 

I think he's going to make a big deal of it to the Police and Crime Commissioners office and our MP because it just beggars belief that they drove right past him when there has been a spate of motorbike thefts in the town and they simply weren't interested in it in the first place.

 

Fucking Skem police. 

 

But if there was someone at the lock up and you gave him a hiding the plod would be at your door before you got home no doubt.

[Harry's Lad]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

Lazy twats. Glad he’s got it back. I assume he’s got a crime reference number at least? 

Yes he has.

 

The police eventually turned up at 6:30, eleven hours after the theft was reported.

The copper was saying that there was a number of reported incidents with motorbikes being targeted and some cars were broken into and attempts on a couple of houses.

 

Apparently some people with those Ring doorbells reported that lads wearing balaclavas were deliberately putting their covered faces in front of the camera, feral rats  that just don't give a fuck because they know nothing will happen.

 

This is the final straw for my daughter and son in law, they're getting out.

They've been living in private rented accommodation for the last ten years but have been saving for a deposit on a mortgage.

When they have the right amount saved they're moving out of Skem and I can't say I blame them.

 

In fact, if they told me they and my three young grandchildren were emigrating, as much as it would break my heart they would go with my blessing. 

 

This country is broken and there's no likelihood of it ever being fixed no matter who's in charge. It's too far gone.

 

 

 

[Harry's Lad]

1 hour ago, Harry's Lad said:

Yes he has.

 

The police eventually turned up at 6:30, eleven hours after the theft was reported.

The copper was saying that there was a number of reported incidents with motorbikes being targeted and some cars were broken into and attempts on a couple of houses.

 

Apparently some people with those Ring doorbells reported that lads wearing balaclavas were deliberately putting their covered faces in front of the camera, feral rats  that just don't give a fuck because they know nothing will happen.

 

This is the final straw for my daughter and son in law, they're getting out.

They've been living in private rented accommodation for the last ten years but have been saving for a deposit on a mortgage.

When they have the right amount saved they're moving out of Skem and I can't say I blame them.

 

In fact, if they told me they and my three young grandchildren were emigrating, as much as it would break my heart they would go with my blessing. 

 

This country is broken and there's no likelihood of it ever being fixed no matter who's in charge. It's too far gone.

 

 

 

A further update.

 

It wasn't Stannanought Road, it was Grimshaw Road which makes it worse because that road is a dual carriageway and is better lit. The not so busy bizzie in the police car couldn't have missed him.

 

My daughter got through to the police this morning and gave them the address of the garage where the bike was found.

She told them that there was tools scattered around in it which were stolen from a van local to where my daughter lives ( which is about 400 yards from me as the crow flies) and were probably used during the thefts.

The police however have said they will not be going there. Unbelievable.

[A Red]

I booked an appointment at my local Specsavers yesterday for a routine eye test, all sorted for 15.40 on Tuesday with a text due on Monday to remind me. Fair enough.

 

I got a fucking text today telling me they were excited to be seeing me on Tuesday. Excited? Why? What type of bollocks is this? If there aren't poppers and balloons when I walk in through the shop door I'm going to want to know why not. If I have to fill in a form I'm going to be really pissed off that they were so excited but know fuck all about me.

 

Another example of words losing their meaning

[YorkshireRed]

New love. 
 

I’ve got a mate, he’s fifty two. It would be something of an understatement to say he’s had a checkered love life.
 

Anyway, he met a girl about six months ago. They both appear head over heels in love with one another.

 

He keeps telling me how happy he is the absolute cunt. No need for it.

[Engineman Hicks]

4 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

New love. 
 

I’ve got a mate, he’s fifty two. It would be something of an understatement to say he’s had a chequered love life.
 

Anyway, he met a girl about six months ago. They both appear head over heels in love with one another.

 

He keeps telling me how happy he is the absolute cunt. No need for it.

Did he date chess players ?