Have a rant thread

[Bjornebye 25,598]

1 hour ago, Alan Sex said:

Monkey tail beards. 
 

For fucks sake. Makes a man bun look sensible. 
 

Just google it. 
 

Bunch of blokes who would be better off sucking off a rifle. 

I’ve just googled it. I’m too angry to post a picture of one. 

[Remmie 5,604]

Are you actually telling me you DON'T want to look like this? 

 

[Elite 8,797]

When I heard monkey tail I expected some tail dangling from the chin but this is somehow much worse.

[Preston Red 326]

6 minutes ago, Remmie said:

Are you actually telling me you DON'T want to look like this? 

 

Bad sex pest that.

[Bjornebye 25,598]

11 minutes ago, Remmie said:

Are you actually telling me you DON'T want to look like this? 

 

Definitely wears a Rock Out with your Cock Out t-shirt on dress-down days 

[Section_31 19,865]

Dentists, have always been a bunch of ball washing bastards.

 

When we first moved round here we both joined a new dentist. During my checkup the slippery Liverpool college fuck tells me:

 

"You need a root canal, I could do it but you'd be better off getting my boss to do it, he's private but you'd have better outcomes."

 

"Nah you do it."

 

"Actually looking at it again I think you might be okay, just keep an eye on it."

 

Needless to say I fucked them off. I didn't quite say "kid, you think I started this life 10 minutes ago?", but the intention was there.

 

Mrs stayed against my advice. Not long after they replaced their entire dental staff, which I thought was a bit fucking weird.

 

Mrs goes the other night and he says to her she needs a filling (she hasn't had one since she was 10) and offers her some teeth whitening treatment. She's got perfect teeth, people are always commenting on them in work and whatnot.

 

She was devastated, whereas I found it a complete coincidence that they've been closed for non essential appointments for months and are possibly trying to claw back some scratch.

 

I've only met two in my life who weren't utter, money-grubbing cunts, including my current one who's a Polish woman (fuck you Brexit) and my old one who was like a big gay toddler who used to go clay pigeon shooting at the weekend. If he could save a tooth rather than pull it out he would, even though I was NHS, a lot of his colleagues wouldn't.

 

My mum's old dentist got struck off years ago. He was tapping people's teeth to make them decay apparently so he could work on them later. 

 

They're like plumbers for people, by the time you call them you're absolutely desperate and they treat you and charge you accordingly.

[easytoslip 963]

1 hour ago, Elite said:

When I heard monkey tail I expected some tail dangling from the chin but this is somehow much worse.

Same here, lost for words, despair perhaps? 

[VladimirIlyich 7,541]

Those beard things are obviously there to cover up an arsehole that's full of shit.

[Rushies tash 1,847]

1 hour ago, Section_31 said:

Dentists, have always been a bunch of ball washing bastards.

 

When we first moved round here we both joined a new dentist. During my checkup the slippery Liverpool college fuck tells me:

 

"You need a root canal, I could do it but you'd be better off getting my boss to do it, he's private but you'd have better outcomes."

 

"Nah you do it."

 

"Actually looking at it again I think you might be okay, just keep an eye on it."

 

Needless to say I fucked them off. I didn't quite say "kid, you think I started this life 10 minutes ago?", but the intention was there.

 

Mrs stayed against my advice. Not long after they replaced their entire dental staff, which I thought was a bit fucking weird.

 

Mrs goes the other night and he says to her she needs a filling (she hasn't had one since she was 10) and offers her some teeth whitening treatment. She's got perfect teeth, people are always commenting on them in work and whatnot.

 

She was devastated, whereas I found it a complete coincidence that they've been closed for non essential appointments for months and are possibly trying to claw back some scratch.

 

I've only met two in my life who weren't utter, money-grubbing cunts, including my current one who's a Polish woman (fuck you Brexit) and my old one who was like a big gay toddler who used to go clay pigeon shooting at the weekend. If he could save a tooth rather than pull it out he would, even though I was NHS, a lot of his colleagues wouldn't.

 

My mum's old dentist got struck off years ago. He was tapping people's teeth to make them decay apparently so he could work on them later. 

 

They're like plumbers for people, by the time you call them you're absolutely desperate and they treat you and charge you accordingly.

Our family dentist is sound enough, who has gone out of his way to sort out my eldest son (who smashed one of his adult teeth a few years back).

 

Sound, except at the end of appointments when he offers to "clean up our teeth a little bit". I swear the fucker is trying to reenact the torture scene from Marathon man.

[Rico1304 6,798]

1 hour ago, Section_31 said:

Dentists, have always been a bunch of ball washing bastards.

 

When we first moved round here we both joined a new dentist. During my checkup the slippery Liverpool college fuck tells me:

 

"You need a root canal, I could do it but you'd be better off getting my boss to do it, he's private but you'd have better outcomes."

 

"Nah you do it."

 

"Actually looking at it again I think you might be okay, just keep an eye on it."

 

Needless to say I fucked them off. I didn't quite say "kid, you think I started this life 10 minutes ago?", but the intention was there.

 

Mrs stayed against my advice. Not long after they replaced their entire dental staff, which I thought was a bit fucking weird.

 

Mrs goes the other night and he says to her she needs a filling (she hasn't had one since she was 10) and offers her some teeth whitening treatment. She's got perfect teeth, people are always commenting on them in work and whatnot.

 

She was devastated, whereas I found it a complete coincidence that they've been closed for non essential appointments for months and are possibly trying to claw back some scratch.

 

I've only met two in my life who weren't utter, money-grubbing cunts, including my current one who's a Polish woman (fuck you Brexit) and my old one who was like a big gay toddler who used to go clay pigeon shooting at the weekend. If he could save a tooth rather than pull it out he would, even though I was NHS, a lot of his colleagues wouldn't.

 

My mum's old dentist got struck off years ago. He was tapping people's teeth to make them decay apparently so he could work on them later. 

 

They're like plumbers for people, by the time you call them you're absolutely desperate and they treat you and charge you accordingly.

I’ve got a head full of fillings, so has every kid who went to our dentist in the 80’s.  He ended up getting struck off as he was paid per treatment and incentivised to do fillings. 

[Rick Sanchez C-137 5,276]

3 minutes ago, Rico1304 said:

I’ve got a head full of fillings, so has every kid who went to our dentist in the 80’s.  He ended up getting struck off as he was paid per treatment and incentivised to do fillings. 

 

Could be worse:

 

 

 

[Section_31 19,865]

8 minutes ago, Rico1304 said:

I’ve got a head full of fillings, so has every kid who went to our dentist in the 80’s.  He ended up getting struck off as he was paid per treatment and incentivised to do fillings. 

Me too. 

 

I asked my dentist once why I had so many (as she always insisted on doing them even when I wasn't in pain or had no sensitivity). She told me my 'teeth were quite close together'. 

 

When I went to an orthodontist to have a wisdom tooth out she goes 'hmmm, do you find you get a lot of work done when you go to your dentist?' I'm like 'yeah she said it's because my teeth are too close together', she goes 'hmm, no they're not.' Was clearly code for 'change your dentist'. 

[YorkshireRed 698]

The ageing process. Who ever invented that is an utter cunt and needs a sound thrashing. No doubt it’s the same scoundrel that gave the world cold weather, which acts as a double whammy for those of us approaching death.  
 

I’ve woken up this morning with more aches and pains than is befitting of someone still with aspirations to make it as a professional unmentionable. Both knees ache, my ankle is throbbing, I have stiff shoulders, a sore lower back and my toes are full of arthritis. Added to this my fading eyesight, memory loss and pathetic attempts at erections and you can see I’ve every right to be livid. 

[Mudface 3,488]

9 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Me too. 

 

I asked my dentist once why I had so many (as she always insisted on doing them even when I wasn't in pain or had no sensitivity). She told me my 'teeth were quite close together'. 

 

When I went to an orthodontist to have a wisdom tooth out she goes 'hmmm, do you find you get a lot of work done when you go to your dentist?' I'm like 'yeah she said it's because my teeth are too close together', she goes 'hmm, no they're not.' Was clearly code for 'change your dentist'. 

The specific dentist that we always see is generally very good, but the group as a whole are a bit shonky. Like you said above, there are no regular appointments because of Covid safety- mine's been postponed three times now from last May to some unspecified date this year- but apparently that doesn't apply to 'hygiene treatments' as we got a stream of texts inviting us to book one. 

[Geoff Woade 600]

My dentist is a fucking joke. Had 2 teeth right at the back that are basically fucked, told him to just pull them out but he insisted on fixing them even though even I could feel it was pointless.

The repairs have now broke and they are really uncomfortable so will be coming out anyway when I can actually get in.

The last one was a piss taker too. Just decided to switch from private to NHS without anything else changing except the price going from about 17 quid a check up to 70. He was sorting something with the drill on one tooth and as he took it out chipped my front tooth, I actually saw the piece fly past my eyes and at the same time saw his eyes go wide and then he carried on like nothing happened.

 

On the way out he poked his head round the door and told his receptionist to knock a tenner off my bill. 

I still don’t know why I didn’t say anything, it’s like when you have a shit meal at a restaurant but say it’s great when they ask how everything is.

[Bjornebye 25,598]

28 minutes ago, Geoff Woade said:

My dentist is a fucking joke. Had 2 teeth right at the back that are basically fucked, told him to just pull them out but he insisted on fixing them even though even I could feel it was pointless.

The repairs have now broke and they are really uncomfortable so will be coming out anyway when I can actually get in.

The last one was a piss taker too. Just decided to switch from private to NHS without anything else changing except the price going from about 17 quid a check up to 70. He was sorting something with the drill on one tooth and as he took it out chipped my front tooth, I actually saw the piece fly past my eyes and at the same time saw his eyes go wide and then he carried on like nothing happened.

 

On the way out he poked his head round the door and told his receptionist to knock a tenner off my bill. 

I still don’t know why I didn’t say anything, it’s like when you have a shit meal at a restaurant but say it’s great when they ask how everything is.

What?! Fucking hell mate 

[Geoff Woade 600]

9 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

What?! Fucking hell mate 

I was a lot younger, one of them where at the time you’re like ‘is this really happening?’

 

I used to be quite naive as well, if he’d have touched me inappropriately I’d have probably passed it off as normal as well. 

[dockers_strike 2,090]

52 minutes ago, Geoff Woade said:

My dentist is a fucking joke. Had 2 teeth right at the back that are basically fucked, told him to just pull them out but he insisted on fixing them even though even I could feel it was pointless.

The repairs have now broke and they are really uncomfortable so will be coming out anyway when I can actually get in.

The last one was a piss taker too. Just decided to switch from private to NHS without anything else changing except the price going from about 17 quid a check up to 70. He was sorting something with the drill on one tooth and as he took it out chipped my front tooth, I actually saw the piece fly past my eyes and at the same time saw his eyes go wide and then he carried on like nothing happened.

 

On the way out he poked his head round the door and told his receptionist to knock a tenner off my bill. 

I still don’t know why I didn’t say anything, it’s like when you have a shit meal at a restaurant but say it’s great when they ask how everything is.

Im with a gob doctor practice that is part private and part NHS. I have had great service from the NHS dentists. Yeah they tend to be the younger ones that you'd think might bollocks things up. The lad said I needed a root canal filling. That filled me with dread because of all the things you hear about them. To be honest, it was just like any other filling except the treatment was over 2 visits because he said doing it in one would be too much.

 

Ive paid for private in the past when a previous dentist switched from sole NHS to sole private. He just drilled out old fillings for fun.

 

Problem now is my practice isnt seeing anyone, private or NHS unless you're in agony. Kudos to those people who wrench their own teeth out with an old pair of pliers. I just couldnt do that!

[VERBAL DIARRHEA 8,009]

On 11/01/2021 at 18:46, Section_31 said:

It's actually the texture I hate rather than the flavour. Onions and mushrooms are the devil's testis.

Are you a 22 year old girl from Liverpool? Are you my daughter? Uncanny!

[Elite 8,797]

1 hour ago, YorkshireRed said:

The ageing process. Who ever invented that is an utter cunt and needs a sound thrashing. No doubt it’s the same scoundrel that gave the world cold weather, which acts as a double whammy for those of us approaching death.  
 

I’ve woken up this morning with more aches and pains than is befitting of someone still with aspirations to make it as a professional unmentionable. Both knees ache, my ankle is throbbing, I have stiff shoulders, a sore lower back and my toes are full of arthritis. Added to this my fading eyesight, memory loss and pathetic attempts at erections and you can see I’ve every right to be livid. 

Very well put.

 

Once you reach 30 (Well in my case) you realise the rest of your life is going to a complete grind with all the aches, pains and various ailments that you will need to battle with mentally to ensure they don't end up consuming you. Fuck knows how those old school wrestlers cope with the rigours they've put their bodies through.

 

You spend the first third of your life jumping off sheds, deadlifting silly weights for vanity, drinking your body weight in alcohol, etc and the remaining two-thirds paying the price.

 

 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA 8,009]

2 hours ago, YorkshireRed said:

The ageing process. Who ever invented that is an utter cunt and needs a sound thrashing. No doubt it’s the same scoundrel that gave the world cold weather, which acts as a double whammy for those of us approaching death.  
 

I’ve woken up this morning with more aches and pains than is befitting of someone still with aspirations to make it as a professional unmentionable. Both knees ache, my ankle is throbbing, I have stiff shoulders, a sore lower back and my toes are full of arthritis. Added to this my fading eyesight, memory loss and pathetic attempts at erections and you can see I’ve every right to be livid. 

My memory is awful, I will be talking about something one second and forget the next, putting things away and forgetting where they are even minutes later.

Could literally bound up the stairs until last year now I’m thinking of installing an escalator. Sore side, sore back, receding gums, cyst on plums, Arthur Eyetis in my knee and thumb. If I was a horse they would shoot me. Happy days.

[Total Longo 2,869]

Arthur Eyetis is worse than Harold Shipman for decimating the elderly 

[sir roger 6,008]

3 hours ago, Geoff Woade said:

I was a lot younger, one of them where at the time you’re like ‘is this really happening?’

 

I used to be quite naive as well, if he’d have touched me inappropriately I’d have probably passed it off as normal as well. 

You'll know when he pops his head out and adds 10 quid on to the bill.

[A Red 2,991]

My mrs doesnt have a problem with dentists, she just drops them in and picks them up later

[easytoslip 963]

5 hours ago, Elite said:

Very well put.

 

Once you reach 30 (Well in my case) you realise the rest of your life is going to a complete grind with all the aches, pains and various ailments that you will need to battle with mentally to ensure they don't end up consuming you. Fuck knows how those old school wrestlers cope with the rigours they've put their bodies through.

 

You spend the first third of your life jumping off sheds, deadlifting silly weights for vanity, drinking your body weight in alcohol, etc and the remaining two-thirds paying the price.

 

 

Age is cruel.