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57 minutes ago, manwiththestick said:

Little fuckers they are who act like they can get away with anything.

 

The neighbour knocked on a few weeks ago to let me know that a gang of kids about 15 were walking past and two of them jumped up on the bonnet of my car (parked on the road) and walked over it, the neighbours wife seen this happening and banged on the window and the kids just laughed and waved at her.

 

I said to the neighbour that if I seen the little cunts doing that I would be right out after them but in reality in doing so you're making yourself a target. I remember is a kid doing knock and run, hedgehopping, bog and iron etc that if someone gave you a legger you always go back so me charging out is only going to make matter worse.

 

Luckily there was no damage, just some footprints on the car but fucking hell it's pissed me right off.

Yeah I know you might up getting stabbed or something but I think I'd of tried. 

A few years ago I was having a smoke outside the Pacific and saw these kids running over parked cars in the street and giving one particular attention that was parked on a bit of a bombdy, little bastards must of lived in the surrounding streets, all had cool black tracksuits on. 

They must have arsehole parents who don't give a fuck about anything let alone discipline, until someone hits back that is and then they'll get all like what gives you the right to do that to my lad and all that shit. 

Something they should be doing themselves. 

 

 

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Dropping stuff off a few years back to my daughters student accomadation in town with my missus, pulls about and this lad goes to open the door thinking it’s a private hire. I gestured from the passenger seat, smiled and said it’s not a cab, he flips me the finger and swears at me then walked away. I get out and ask him why the attitude and he gave me another mouthful, I walked right up to him and he takes a swing missing by a mile so I went towards him and next thing out comes a Stanley knife. Asks me do I want slashing, I laughed and said behave and walked back to the car, him giving me shit all the way. Glad I was sober or one of us if not both would have got badly hurt. Fucking rats.

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2 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Dropping stuff off a few years back to my daughters student accomadation in town with my missus, pulls about and this lad goes to open the door thinking it’s a private hire. I gestured from the passenger seat, smiled and said it’s not a cab, he flips me the finger and swears at me then walked away. I get out and ask him why the attitude and he gave me another mouthful, I walked right up to him and he takes a swing missing by a mile so I went towards him and next thing out comes a Stanley knife. Asks me do I want slashing, I laughed and said behave and walked back to the car, him giving me shit all the way. Glad I was sober or one of us if not both would have got badly hurt. Fucking rats.

 

Me and a couple of mates were walking back from a night out years ago and these two lads shot right past us on bikes, lad I was with mouthed off at them so one stopped, got off his bike and lashed a bottle at us which whizzed past my head. I instinctively ran after him and he scrambled to get back on his bike but couldn't so dropped it and ran off, his mate did the same.

 

I chased and cornered them by a closed shopping arcade and one pulled out a hammer. I told him I'd shove it up his arse but then realised  they were about 15 or 16 and I felt guilty and a bit stupid. I told him to drop the hammer and told them to both "come here" then gave them a group hug. 

 

I told them they had to be careful as I 'could have been anyone' then I told them to get their bikes and go home. They picked them up and walked off slowly and silently into the night. 

 

I'm not a violent person in the slightest but I tend to go straight to defcon 1 when I feel threatened, Tazmanian devil style, swearing, raging and threatening all sorts of repercussions on anyone in earshot. I think it's an anxiety thing, and at 20 stone and was, at the time, reasonably gym fit, it was probably a sight that would have given young lads that age a brief moment of pause.

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1 hour ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

Also, what the fuck is bog and iron?

Right, I have no idea how this got it's name and maybe people know it as something else but here goes.

 

Where i used to live there was a town estate of houses best described as terraced but with front gardens. These house had a downstairs toilet adjacent to the front door and had a little window just over head height. At about chest height there was a cistern overflow pipe sticking out of the exterior wall. As kids we would hang around and look for lights coming on in the toilet, someone using it obviously, so we would go up and scream/shout into the overflow pipe which would amplify and echo like fuck in the toilet scaring the shit (possibly literally) out of whoever was in there.

 

Hilarious at the time.

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7 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

 

Me and a couple of mates were walking back from a night out years ago and these two lads shot right past us on bikes, lad I was with mouthed off at them so one stopped, got off his bike and lashed a bottle at us which whizzed past my head. I instinctively ran after him and he scrambled to get back on his bike but couldn't so dropped it and ran off, his mate did the same.

 

I chased and cornered them by a closed shopping arcade and one pulled out a hammer. I told him I'd shove it up his arse but then realised  they were about 15 or 16 and I felt guilty and a bit stupid. I told him to drop the hammer and told them to both "come here" then gave them a group hug. 

 

I told them they had to be careful as I 'could have been anyone' then I told them to get their bikes and go home. They picked them up and walked off slowly and silently into the night. 

 

I'm not a violent person in the slightest but I tend to go straight to defcon 1 when I feel threatened, Tazmanian devil style, swearing, raging and threatening all sorts of repercussions on anyone in earshot. I think it's an anxiety thing, and at 20 stone and was, at the time, reasonably gym fit, it was probably a sight that would have given young lads that age a brief moment of pause.

I was 50 at the time, sober thankfully and can be very bad tempered. We both had let offs the difference being I’m not a fucking piece of shit. My lad would have shoved it up his arse, he was livid when he found out. 

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1 hour ago, manwiththestick said:

Right, I have no idea how this got it's name and maybe people know it as something else but here goes.

 

Where i used to live there was a town estate of houses best described as terraced but with front gardens. These house had a downstairs toilet adjacent to the front door and had a little window just over head height. At about chest height there was a cistern overflow pipe sticking out of the exterior wall. As kids we would hang around and look for lights coming on in the toilet, someone using it obviously, so we would go up and scream/shout into the overflow pipe which would amplify and echo like fuck in the toilet scaring the shit (possibly literally) out of whoever was in there.

 

Hilarious at the time.

Hahah fucking brilliant!!

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7 hours ago, manwiththestick said:

Right, I have no idea how this got it's name and maybe people know it as something else but here goes.

 

Where i used to live there was a town estate of houses best described as terraced but with front gardens. These house had a downstairs toilet adjacent to the front door and had a little window just over head height. At about chest height there was a cistern overflow pipe sticking out of the exterior wall. As kids we would hang around and look for lights coming on in the toilet, someone using it obviously, so we would go up and scream/shout into the overflow pipe which would amplify and echo like fuck in the toilet scaring the shit (possibly literally) out of whoever was in there.

 

Hilarious at the time.

That sounds like Castlefields in Runcorn,where I live. I'm safe though because the stench of my shite would repel the Waffen SS.

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17 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

That sounds like Castlefields in Runcorn,where I live. I'm safe though because the stench of my shite would repel the Waffen SS.

Right town, wrong estate. It was Grangemoor.

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On 30/12/2020 at 19:50, easytoslip said:

 

Back up came within minutes but not one had a night stick I imagine to twat the cunts, though i suppose they would be the victims then to the usual pricks.

Should have rung

 

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10 hours ago, manwiththestick said:

Right, I have no idea how this got it's name and maybe people know it as something else but here goes.

 

Where i used to live there was a town estate of houses best described as terraced but with front gardens. These house had a downstairs toilet adjacent to the front door and had a little window just over head height. At about chest height there was a cistern overflow pipe sticking out of the exterior wall. As kids we would hang around and look for lights coming on in the toilet, someone using it obviously, so we would go up and scream/shout into the overflow pipe which would amplify and echo like fuck in the toilet scaring the shit (possibly literally) out of whoever was in there.

 

Hilarious at the time.

I used to live on a street that backed on to the old BICC Cables factories in Prescot. It was just waste ground and we used to play on it as kids (still got the scars) but every now and then the travellers would turn up. It was always a great few weeks. We used tonight like fuck with their kids, proper brawls. Fucking great days.

 

I happened to fall in love with one of the girls. Genuinely the most beautiful girl I've ever seen. Piercing blue eyes, great kisser and just off the chart. We were both only 9 but so what. Bottom of my street was the old BI toilets, all derelict and stuff. Anyway we used to climb on the roof and throw stones at the traveller lads when they went in for a shit then ambush them in the alley. One day we heard them in there so I climb on the roof and look down and guess who's having a shit??? Quickest way to fall out of love and a lesson learned at a very young age. 

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9 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Should have rung

 

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I used to live on a street that backed on to the old BICC Cables factories in Prescot. It was just waste ground and we used to play on it as kids (still got the scars) but every now and then the travellers would turn up. It was always a great few weeks. We used tonight like fuck with their kids, proper brawls. Fucking great days.

 

I happened to fall in love with one of the girls. Genuinely the most beautiful girl I've ever seen. Piercing blue eyes, great kisser and just off the chart. We were both only 9 but so what. Bottom of my street was the old BI toilets, all derelict and stuff. Anyway we used to climb on the roof and throw stones at the traveller lads when they went in for a shit then ambush them in the alley. One day we heard them in there so I climb on the roof and look down and guess who's having a shit??? Quickest way to fall out of love and a lesson learned at a very young age. 

Yeah deffo, looks just the job,give the cunts a good coppering. 

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Carole Malone. One of many reasons the country is far shitter than it should be is this woman and people like her are given a huge platform to talk about topics like they are experts on them. "Here to talk about the effect of the pandemic on health and the economy and how we should address it is... Carole Malone".  I pinpoint her because I personally can't stand her I think she is a horrible person, she might not be but I've yet to hear her opinion on anything and not think christ she is an awful person. She's loud, she will not change her opinion no matter how stupid she is made to look infact she doubles down and gets louder. 

 

This fucking idea that journalists opinions are the ones worth hearing, I want journalists to report the facts where possible and the opinions of those who deal in them. I know there's different types of journalism so its fine if the story is the journalists journey or experience itself.

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51 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Carole Malone. One of many reasons the country is far shitter than it should be is this woman and people like her are given a huge platform to talk about topics like they are experts on them. "Here to talk about the effect of the pandemic on health and the economy and how we should address it is... Carole Malone".  I pinpoint her because I personally can't stand her I think she is a horrible person, she might not be but I've yet to hear her opinion on anything and not think christ she is an awful person. She's loud, she will not change her opinion no matter how stupid she is made to look infact she doubles down and gets louder. 

 

This fucking idea that journalists opinions are the ones worth hearing, I want journalists to report the facts where possible and the opinions of those who deal in them. I know there's different types of journalism so its fine if the story is the journalists journey or experience itself.

Janet Street-Porter telling the NHS how to do their jobs always makes me get mildly annoyed. 

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13 minutes ago, Liverpool lad said:

The panel on Loose Women can fuck off too

Can't stand that programme. Imagine if we had one with fellas, all sat there slagging women off and talking about shagging at midday on terrestrial telly. The cunts would gnaw through bricks to complain. 

 

"All my ex did was eat burgers and drink, He would never want sex and I'd had just about enough" While she's sat there on telly with a gastric band, a plastic forehead and sauvignon blanc in her mug having the cheek to judge every other cunt. Fuck off you rabid snakes with tits. 

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1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

Can't stand that programme. Imagine if we had one with fellas, all sat there slagging women off and talking about shagging at midday on terrestrial telly. The cunts would gnaw through bricks to complain. 

 

"All my ex did was eat burgers and drink, He would never want sex and I'd had just about enough" While she's sat there on telly with a gastric band, a plastic forehead and sauvignon blanc in her mug having the cheek to judge every other cunt. Fuck off you rabid snakes with tits. 

Venomous harpies, all of 'em.

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On 20/12/2020 at 20:31, Strontium Dog™ said:

 

I'm convinced that when they place ads for medical receptionists, the chief criteria includes "must treat patients as if they were something they trod in this morning".

 

Mind you, I'd take being treated like that at the moment if it meant actually getting seen. She was referred to a specialist in August, and finally has an appointment arranged for next month, which will doubtless be cancelled when there's yet another lockdown.

Yep I did neg this post. Not of course because your fiancé was needing to see a specialist (and you know that) but because you yet again refuse to admit that we are in a second wave and that it is still here in Xmas, both of which you said wouldn't happen @Strontium Dog™ also, why would I have known it was today? 

 

Now whose disingenuous? 

 

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6 minutes ago, sir roger said:

The Mrs was half-watching it today and that sour-faced one who was married to Chris Evans was more or less excusing the Capitol rioters.

 

The fucks Billie Piper got to do with this?

 

Ah, I get it now.

 

Ignore.

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Fucking Liverpool ECHO, had me on snow watch with them. Up at 5.30 this morning with my sledge and instead it's pissing down. 

 

I'd bought a carrot and some coal, the bastards. 

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1 hour ago, _______________ said:

Fucking Liverpool ECHO, had me on snow watch with them. Up at 5.30 this morning with my sledge and instead it's pissing down. 

 

I'd bought a carrot and some coal, the bastards. 

That's some commitment to building a snowman.

 

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