Have a rant thread

[Gnasher]

Just now, Bjornebye said:

She pit a christmas music channel on yesterday (no sound on the telly because I had my own xmas playlist on - which is fucking superb by the way a mix of xmas and just great songs from around xmas time) and I swear it was just full of fucking shite. no Wizzard, no Slade, no rompopapompom oh but guess what did come on? That shrieking puppy fat fucker Carey with the worst xmas song of all time. 

I know I'm getting old but fuck me I was gobsmacked. It was terrible.

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, Gnasher said:

I know I'm getting old but fuck me I was gobsmacked. It was terrible.

Cunt gear mate. I should have just put Kerrang on 

[Bjornebye]

.

[Mook]

1 hour ago, Gnasher said:

Christmas top of the pops yesterday, what the fuck was that? First time I've watched it in ten years. Not a tune I knew. Where the fuck was Noddy Holder? 

They were showing stuff from 2020 were they not?

 

I don't think Noddy has featured very heavily in the hit parade this year.

[Strontium]

1 hour ago, Mook said:

I don't think Noddy has featured very heavily in the hit parade this year.

 

Big Ears has been holding his career back.

[Mook]

One of my favourite jokes...

 

Why has Noddy got a wee hat with a bell on it?

 

Because he's a cunt.

[easytoslip]

7.00 am BBC News this morning, Michael Ball singing YNWA done my fuckin' head in. 

Leave our song alone its ours it's sacred and what was once a thing to hear, other fans as well, has been bastardised /commercialised. 

Nothing against Cap'n Tom like but I'll bet he's fuckin' sick of the news presenters asking what's it like being a 100? etc, media squeezing every last drop out of the situation. 

You could of picked another song you cunts, something like Walk On By from the Stranglers or Walk this Way from Run DMC. 

Do you know what I mean? 

[Remmie]

2 minutes ago, easytoslip said:

You could of picked another song you cunts, something like Walk On By from the Stranglers or Walk this Way from Run DMC. 

Do you know what I mean? 

You could start by not ripping off Oasis

[Mudface]

1 minute ago, easytoslip said:

7.00 am BBC News this morning, Michael Ball singing YNWA done my fuckin' head in. 

Leave our song alone its ours it's sacred and what was once a thing to hear, other fans as well, has been bastardised /commercialised. 

Nothing against Cap'n Tom like but I'll bet he's fuckin' sick of the news presenters asking what's it like being a 100? etc, media squeezing every last drop out of the situation. 

You could of picked another song you cunts, something like Walk On By from the Stranglers or Walk this Way from Run DMC. 

Do you know what I mean? 

Um, not really. I thought the whole point of the song is that it's universal and applies to everyone.

[easytoslip]

9 minutes ago, Remmie said:

You could start by not ripping off Oasis

I can't say I've heard much of Oasis apart from about 3/4 songs, is that a song title by Oasis then? I thought they were the ones that do the ripping off or so I'm led to believe, thanks. 

[easytoslip]

13 minutes ago, Mudface said:

Um, not really. I thought the whole point of the song is that it's universal and applies to everyone.

I suppose it did in Carousal. 

[VladimirIlyich]

20 minutes ago, easytoslip said:

I suppose it did in Carousel. 

Now you are ripping off The Hollies.

[easytoslip]

2 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Now you are ripping off The Hollies.

Haha, can't win, all my life's a circle. 

[Remmie]

1 hour ago, easytoslip said:

I can't say I've heard much of Oasis apart from about 3/4 songs, is that a song title by Oasis then? I thought they were the ones that do the ripping off or so I'm led to believe, thanks. 

Lucky you, can't stand the pricks. Yeah it's one of their annoying droning songs, don't know if they are ripping off anyone, I just decided to post a monumentally shit joke.

[easytoslip]

1 hour ago, Remmie said:

Lucky you, can't stand the pricks. Yeah it's one of their annoying droning songs, don't know if they are ripping off anyone, I just decided to post a monumentally shit joke.

They're not for me at all, but I have to say they did inject some life into mainstream music at that time so credit there. 

My mate who was the drummer in Black  posted a picture of his mate the other week, Degsy/Digsy who had something to with their early days, I think there's a song on their first album about him. 

Bit of a loon I believe, Degsys dinner? 

[Bjornebye]

4 hours ago, easytoslip said:

Haha, can't win, all my life's a circle. 

YNWA

[Liverpool lad]

The New Year New Me crowd can fuck off 

 

Arbitrary dates don't change your life or somehow mean you have overcome those barriers to progression

 

Add to that the positivity crowd posting about good vibes in leiu of actual ability to change things 

[Jennings]

If you invented pans with metal handles and you post on this forum then I am going to come around and fuck you up.

 

...unless of course you are bigger than me...

 

...or roughly the same size.

[Section_31]

1 hour ago, Liverpool lad said:

The New Year New Me crowd can fuck off 

 

Arbitrary dates don't change your life or somehow mean you have overcome those barriers to progression

 

Add to that the positivity crowd posting about good vibes in leiu of actual ability to change things 

 

Dating sites used to be full of these cunts.

 

"One life live it!"

"I love life!"

 

Yeah whatever Roy Batty.

 

[Bjornebye]

15 minutes ago, Jennings said:

If you invented pans with metal handles and you post on this forum then I am going to come around and fuck you up.

 

...unless of course you are bigger than me...

 

...or roughly the same size.

Come on then what happened 

[VladimirIlyich]

13 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Come on then what happened 

My guess is he got burned by a metal handle.

[sir roger]

up his bum

[Rico1304]

2 hours ago, Liverpool lad said:

The New Year New Me crowd can fuck off 

 

Arbitrary dates don't change your life or somehow mean you have overcome those barriers to progression

 

Add to that the positivity crowd posting about good vibes in leiu of actual ability to change things 

You still ok with post dated cheques? 

[VladimirIlyich]

14 minutes ago, sir roger said:

up his bum

Stig?

[Jennings]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

Come on then what happened 

I was boiling some soup.

1 hour ago, VladimirIlyich said:

My guess is he got burned by a metal handle.

Yes. I was horrifically injured by the metal pan handle, as a result of some terrible pan design.

1 hour ago, sir roger said:

up his bum

Fair cop.