Have a rant thread

[Mook]

1 minute ago, Anubis said:

 

Somebody squealed. It was you, wasn't it?

Yes, but this isn't the Katy Perry thread.

[Creator Supreme]

Not a rant as such, just disgusting!

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-46308161#

[Anubis]

4 minutes ago, Creator Supreme said:

Not a rant as such, just disgusting!

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-46308161#

 

Payback for McVey losing her seat.

[Dougie Do'ins]

25 minutes ago, Creator Supreme said:

Not a rant as such, just disgusting!

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-46308161#

Have a heart mate. We're in the process of shelling out £370m on new plumbing at bucking palace.  And she's we've had a couple of weddings to pay for.

 

Money doesn't grow on trees you know.

[Rico1304]

Why? They didn’t ask for money so...

[VladimirIlyich]

1 hour ago, rico1304 said:

Why? They didn’t ask for money so...

They say they did and havent had a response in almost a year.

[Dougie Do'ins]

9 hours ago, VladimirIlyich said:

They say they did and havent had a response in almost a year.

They did and were told no.

[Anubis]

 

11 hours ago, rico1304 said:

Why? They didn’t ask for money so...

 

11 minutes ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

They did and were told no.

 

The article makes it clear that they did not make an application under the scheme the communities secretary is referring to, but that they did make an application for funding from a different government scheme and they haven't yet had an answer.

[VladimirIlyich]

3 minutes ago, Anubis said:

 

 

 

The article makes it clear that they did not make an application under the scheme the communities secretary is referring to, but that they did make an application for funding from a different government scheme and they haven't yet had an answer.

That was my confusion.

[Captain Turdseye]

There’s only two decent places to take kids to see Santa within half an hour of where I live. To be fair, they’re both boss but I’ve just gone to book tickets and they’re both sold out all the way through December already. Why the fuck didn’t I do it sooner? And why are other people such competent fucking cunts that somehow know when the bookings open and have the foresight to buy them?

 

Bastards!

 

I’m gonna end up having to take her to one in Cambridge. I took her to that one a couple of years ago. The traffic was fucking awful. Took an hour to move a distance that’s usually a five minute drive. It was due to open at 12pm. I think we got there at 12:40 and there was a sign up saying “Santa’s gone for a break. Back soon.” What the fuck Santa? You’ve only been here half an hour, you lazy fat bastard. 

[TheHowieLama]

Three birthday threads?

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, TheHowieLama said:

Three birthday threads?

Shit rant. 

[TheHowieLama]

It is a top rant.

[Anubis]

4 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

There’s only two decent places to take kids to see Santa within half an hour of where I live. To be fair, they’re both boss but I’ve just gone to book tickets and they’re both sold out all the way through December already. Why the fuck didn’t I do it sooner? And why are other people such competent fucking cunts that somehow know when the bookings open and have the foresight to buy them?

 

Bastards!

 

I’m gonna end up having to take her to one in Cambridge. I took her to that one a couple of years ago. The traffic was fucking awful. Took an hour to move a distance that’s usually a five minute drive. It was due to open at 12pm. I think we got there at 12:40 and there was a sign up saying “Santa’s gone for a break. Back soon.” What the fuck Santa? You’ve only been here half an hour, you lazy fat bastard. 

 

You'll just have to face up to the fact you’re a shit parent. I approve. 

[Captain Turdseye]

2 minutes ago, Anubis said:

 

You'll just have to face up to the fact you’re a shit parent. I approve. 

 

I’ve booked one that’s a 45 minute drive away but it looks the best of a bad bunch to be honest. I’m alright at dadding. The two closest to home really are the dogs bollocks though. My five year old won’t actually care but I’m gutted. 

 

Anyway, shouldn’t you be whiling away the hours on a PSG forum by now?

[Anubis]

I’ve just been browsing them. They all think your parenting skills are ‘merde’, whatever that means....

[Remmie]

That's Capitaine Merdeœil to be precise

[magicrat]

4 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

There’s only two decent places to take kids to see Santa within half an hour of where I live. To be fair, they’re both boss but I’ve just gone to book tickets and they’re both sold out all the way through December already. Why the fuck didn’t I do it sooner? And why are other people such competent fucking cunts that somehow know when the bookings open and have the foresight to buy them?

 

Bastards!

 

I’m gonna end up having to take her to one in Cambridge. I took her to that one a couple of years ago. The traffic was fucking awful. Took an hour to move a distance that’s usually a five minute drive. It was due to open at 12pm. I think we got there at 12:40 and there was a sign up saying “Santa’s gone for a break. Back soon.” What the fuck Santa? You’ve only been here half an hour, you lazy fat bastard. 

Tell her Santa's dead.  

[Section_31]

When there's an upsurge in crime and people (a) blame people other than those responsible and (b) moan about the police response and call it heavy handed.

 

The upsurge in knife crime in London. One minute David Lammy is saying there's no coppers around, then he's moaning that they're victimizing people through stop and search. People are moaning now because coppers are on patrol with their weapons visible. 

 

There's always a long parade of youth workers on about how there's nothing for the kids.

 

Heard some woman on recently saying the 'Queen should sort it out'?

 

My granddad grew up playing in the ruins of blitzed out buildings and never stabbed anyone to my knowledge. In fact I grew up in speke in the 80s, empty tenements and graffiti everywhere and the whole place stank of piss. If I'd pulled a knife and a copper and busted a cap in my ass, I'd have had nobody to blame but myself.

[Trumo]

You can't blame anybody else when you bust a cap in your own ass.

[Section_31]

Vaping

 

Either smoke or fucking don't. 

 

Everytime I walk past a group of hipsters  now it smells like someone force fed a punnet of last week's ALDI strawberries to Thomas the Tank Engine then kicked him in the bollocks. 

 

'Oooh I've just got to go to saint John's and buy a new flux capacitor and some Blackberry heavy water for my vaping wand. 

 

Fuck off.

[Anubis]

Your grandad grew up in a society that had a sense of community and everyone helping each other. I think that’s been in short supply for quite some time.

[Elite]

Or maybe knifes weren't as easy to get hold of?

 

I still agree with the general point, society is far more out of control these days but they weren't innocent back in the day either, gay men were routinely giving severe beatings for fuck all.

 

[Section_31]

2 minutes ago, Elite said:

Or maybe knifes weren't as easy to get hold of?

 

I still agree with the general point, society is far more out of control these days but they weren't innocent back in the day either, gay men were routinely giving severe beatings for fuck all.

 

I agree but the point I was probably not successfully trying to make is that being from a poor background doesn't excuse being a cunt. 

 

Whenever a debate rages over teenage crime the excuses get trotted out.

 

Was watching that little boy blue last year and pretty much all the cunts involved in Rees Jones's murder were reasonably well looked after it seemed, had food in their belly, went to school and had expensive clothing. They were just cunts. Nothing to do with policing or the lack of swings or the fact the youth centre was short staffed - cunts.

[Captain Turdseye]

2 hours ago, Section_31 said:

Vaping

 

Either smoke or fucking don't. 

 

Everytime I walk past a group of hipsters  now it smells like someone force fed a punnet of last week's ALDI strawberries to Thomas the Tank Engine then kicked him in the bollocks. 

 

'Oooh I've just got to go to saint John's and buy a new flux capacitor and some Blackberry heavy water for my vaping wand. 

 

Fuck off.

 

I’m negging that. Been vaping for years and don’t talk any shit like that. I buy the same stuff a couple of times a year from Amazon and it’s that simple. 

 

I need my fucking nicotine.