Have a rant thread

[Section_31]

The Great  British Bake Off.

 

Who gives a flying fuck. Pair of horrible twats eating cakes followed by days of Daily Mail stories about it. 

 

I regularly bake far more interesting turds. 

[Mook]

The Great  British Bake Off.

 

Who gives a flying fuck. Pair of horrible twats eating cakes followed by days of Daily Mail stories about it. 

 

I regularly bake far more interesting turds. 

 

I've never seen this shite but noticed it was one of the main items on the news last night, what next, the Blue Peter dog fucking dying or Holly Willoughby has broken a nail?

 

Just fuck off.

[lifetime fan]

I've never seen this shite but noticed it was one of the main items on the news last night, what next, the Blue Peter dog fucking dying or Holly Willoughby has broken a nail?

 

Just fuck off.

 

 

If she'd snapped it up my hoop not only would it be news worthy, I'd be screaming about it from the rooftops.

[Elite]

If she'd snapped it up my hoop not only would it be news worthy, I'd be screaming about it from the rooftops.

Your hoop? Are you one of those blokes into Pegging?

[General Dryness]

Your hoop? Are you one of those blokes into Pegging?

Into it? Fucker invented it.

[Harry Squatter]

Some horrible smack rat robbed my car last night. Wouldn't mind but it's a family car with 2 kids seats in the back. My son's wheelchair was in the boot too and a mobility badge on the dashboard yet the horrible fucking twat/twats still robbed it. Have to give the police 21 days to find it before its a write off. Cunts.

[Mook]

Sorry, to hear that Doc, scum of the Earth.

[Total Longo]

Anyone who thinks it OK to steal someone else's property clearly isn't going to be bothered about any moral dilemma that may occur in the process of it. They are, as Mook said, the scum of the earth. Hope you get it sorted out mate. 

[Elite]

Utter cunts.

[lifetime fan]

Fucking bastards.

[lifetime fan]

Anyone who thinks it OK to steal someone else's property clearly isn't going to be bothered about any moral dilemma that may occur in the process of it. They are, as Mook said, the scum of the earth. Hope you get it sorted out mate. 

 

You say that...

 

When we were at school the local priest had his car stolen, but whoever stole it took out the holy water and bible and left them behind.

[Elite]

Problem with smackheads is they have no morals, they will steal anything to get enough money for their next hit.

[Total Longo]

You say that...

 

When we were at school the local priest had his car stolen, but whoever stole it took out the holy water and bible and left them behind.

 

More fear than anything else, i imagine. Probably think they'll be ok getting into heaven as long as they leave the bible. 

[Paulie Dangerously]

I've been lucky to have never been burgled or had something robbed but years ago some smackheads broke into my mums house and stole all her gold.  The majority of it was my nans who had given it to her for safe keeping.  It was during the "cash 4 gold" boom. 

 

Even now she's scared to leave the house and a few times I've had to go round to make sure she's locked the door properly and the light is on if she's going to be out past dark.  

 

The guy we suspect did it is now serving a couple of decades for accessory to murder. 

[Section_31]

My nan got burgled when i was a kid. Horrible feeling. I do genuinely find it funny when burglars get shot and killed.

[Total Longo]

I got my bikes stolen a few months ago and i'm still livid about it now. 

[Total Longo]

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[Furmedge]

Grim that DT. The worst thing is when they see the wheelchair they won't think how much of a gobshite they are, but how much they can get for it.

[Hades]

It's a horrible feeling getting something stolen or smashed, but blame the state for creating incentives to deal drugs and not providing enough rehabilitation services.

[Jenson]

Burglary should be a minimum 15 years. None of this 3 strikes and your out shit, straight down!

[sir roger]

People who are described as ' He/she doesn't suffer fools gladly '.

 

This is shorthand for ' Absolute c**t with a overweaning sense of superiority & always extremely thin-skinned, leading to a massive overreaction when even the mildest of criticism is aimed in their direction '.

 

These people can be suffered at all levels from huge celebrities ( i remember this was used in defence of Christian Bale when he took off on that cameraman ) but is more insidious when you have to work with, or be managed by these excuses for humanity.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Some horrible smack rat robbed my car last night. Wouldn't mind but it's a family car with 2 kids seats in the back. My son's wheelchair was in the boot too and a mobility badge on the dashboard yet the horrible fucking twat/twats still robbed it. Have to give the police 21 days to find it before its a write off. Cunts.

 

[Harry Squatter]

Is right the twats. Hope I find out who it was.

[Section_31]

Bridget Jones.

 

"I woke up this morning and shit my pants, now I'm off to work in my somehow high flying job despite the fact I'm supposed to be a relatable loser like you who two famous blokes want to pork constantly. Note to self. Go and live in Kabul and walk around in a bikini singing girls just want to have fun with a dartboard on my back."

 

Stupid twat. 

[Total Longo]

Sounds like the worst blues song ever, that.