Have a rant thread

[Rico1304]

Well it was a Slovac.

(I read this half an hour ago and only just got it. Fuck I'm getting old)

[Section_31]

How long does it take coffee shops to make a fucking brew?

 

You ask for a coffee and next thing it turns into the crash diving scene from Das Boot. Steam flying all over the place and some bird pulling levers as though a Type-43 destroyer called the HMS Nescafe was about to dump a barrel bomb of anti-pretentiousness on them.

 

She wipes the lip of the spout and Barron Munchausen sails overhead in an air balloon and drops a dollop of brown shit into a mug of boiled water.

 

10 minutes later you get what appears to be, erm, a cup of coffee.

[Furmedge]

How long does it take coffee shops to make a fucking brew?

 

You ask for a coffee and next thing it turns into the crash diving scene from Das Boot. Steam flying all over the place and some bird pulling levers as though a Type-43 destroyer called the HMS Nescafe was about to dump a barrel bomb of anti-pretentiousness on them.

 

She wipes the lip of the spout and Barron Munchausen sails overhead in an air balloon and drops a dollop of brown shit into a mug of boiled water.

 

10 minutes later you get what appears to be, erm, a cup of coffee.

[Trumo]

How long does it take coffee shops to make a fucking brew?

 

You ask for a coffee and next thing it turns into the crash diving scene from Das Boot. Steam flying all over the place and some bird pulling levers as though a Type-43 destroyer called the HMS Nescafe was about to dump a barrel bomb of anti-pretentiousness on them.

 

She wipes the lip of the spout and Barron Munchausen sails overhead in an air balloon and drops a dollop of brown shit into a mug of boiled water.

 

10 minutes later you get what appears to be, erm, a cup of coffee.

 

Should see what they do in Costa mate. Scenes!

[Bobby Hundreds]

Not only is ''The Rock'' in a remake of big trouble in little China he is also the star of the next predator film. Just fuck off will ya.

[Furmedge]

Not only is ''The Rock'' in a remake of big trouble in little China he is also the star of the next predator film. Just fuck off will ya.

I've not minded him in small doses in a couple of films but I couldn't abide him in his latest one, hamming it up.

[Bobby Hundreds]

I don't mind him but it's too much now.

[Sut]

How long does it take coffee shops to make a fucking brew?

 

You ask for a coffee and next thing it turns into the crash diving scene from Das Boot. Steam flying all over the place and some bird pulling levers as though a Type-43 destroyer called the HMS Nescafe was about to dump a barrel bomb of anti-pretentiousness on them.

 

She wipes the lip of the spout and Barron Munchausen sails overhead in an air balloon and drops a dollop of brown shit into a mug of boiled water.

 

10 minutes later you get what appears to be, erm, a cup of coffee.

That post is a thing of beauty.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Solicitors. You were supposed to send paperwork off 3 weeks ago you utter incompetent fucktards. Do you have to phone these wankers every other minute to remind them to keep breathing. I just wanna hulk smash their premises.

[Section_31]

Solicitors. You were supposed to send paperwork off 3 weeks ago you utter incompetent fucktards. Do you have to phone these wankers every other minute to remind them to keep breathing. I just wanna hulk smash their premises.

 

Of course (*said in a Bane voice) they're charging you per phone call. 

[lifetime fan]

How long does it take coffee shops to make a fucking brew?

 

You ask for a coffee and next thing it turns into the crash diving scene from Das Boot. Steam flying all over the place and some bird pulling levers as though a Type-43 destroyer called the HMS Nescafe was about to dump a barrel bomb of anti-pretentiousness on them.

 

She wipes the lip of the spout and Barron Munchausen sails overhead in an air balloon and drops a dollop of brown shit into a mug of boiled water.

 

10 minutes later you get what appears to be, erm, a cup of coffee.

It's your own fucking fault for drinking the shite and spending obscene amounts of money on a hot drink you can make at home or work for less than 12 pence.

 

For someone who has nailed the Barratts home buying generation to a tee you've been brainwashed yourself mate.

 

I mean, why the fuck would anyone drink coffee instead of tea?

 

And then spend three fucking quid on the disgusting crap?

[Section_31]

It's your own fucking fault for drinking the shite and spending obscene amounts of money on a hot drink you can make at home or work for less than 12 pence.

 

For someone who has nailed the Barratts home buying generation to a tee you've been brainwashed yourself mate.

 

I mean, why the fuck would anyone drink coffee instead of tea?

 

And then spend three fucking quid on the disgusting crap?

There is, quite literally, nowhere else to sit down and get a hot drink in a town centre these days.

 

I like coffee.

 

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

It's your own fucking fault for drinking the shite and spending obscene amounts of money on a hot drink you can make at home or work for less than 12 pence.

 

For someone who has nailed the Barratts home buying generation to a tee you've been brainwashed yourself mate.

 

I mean, why the fuck would anyone drink coffee instead of tea?

 

And then spend three fucking quid on the disgusting crap?

 

Because its both nicer and more functional

[lifetime fan]

Because its both nicer and more functional

'Functional'?

 

It's a fucking hot drink!

 

Not a fucking electric wheelchair with a tight turning circle for the spacker sat on on board, with sunshine bus stickers, L plates and a cup holder.

 

You've just showed what a disturbingly fucked up mess you've become.

[lifetime fan]

There is, quite literally, nowhere else to sit down and get a hot drink in a town centre these days.I like coffee.

Why do you go to a town centre for a hot drink?

 

Why do you need a hot drink in a town centre?

 

Can you not wait half an hour to get home?

 

Do you have to take a travel mug of that shit on the way to work every morning?

 

 

Well you're fucked if you prefer coffee to tea.

[Section_31]

I'm 36, I need to sit down - constantly.

[lifetime fan]

I'm 36, I need to sit down - constantly.

So am I.

 

I'm old enough to know better!

[neko]

It's your own fucking fault for drinking the shite and spending obscene amounts of money on a hot drink you can make at home or work for less than 12 pence.

 

For someone who has nailed the Barratts home buying generation to a tee you've been brainwashed yourself mate.

 

I mean, why the fuck would anyone drink coffee instead of tea?

 

And then spend three fucking quid on the disgusting crap?

 

 

'Functional'?

 

It's a fucking hot drink!

 

Not a fucking electric wheelchair with a tight turning circle for the spacker sat on on board, with sunshine bus stickers, L plates and a cup holder.

 

You've just showed what a disturbingly fucked up mess you've become.

 

 

Why do you go to a town centre for a hot drink?

 

Why do you need a hot drink in a town centre?

 

Can you not wait half an hour to get home?

 

Do you have to take a travel mug of that shit on the way to work every morning?

 

 

Well you're fucked if you prefer coffee to tea.

 

 

So am I.

 

I'm old enough to know better!

 

quality ranting.

[Razoray]

Why do you go to a town centre for a hot drink?

 

Why do you need a hot drink in a town centre?

 

Can you not wait half an hour to get home?

 

Do you have to take a travel mug of that shit on the way to work every morning?

 

 

Well you're fucked if you prefer coffee to tea.

I presume there are a lot of people, in other cultures especially that are confused as to why grown men spend up to a fiver each to sit in town centre to have cold drinks when there is water on tap at home.

Surely if Section decides that sitting drinking coffee is his way to relax and spend his money should be acceptable.

 

Oh and coffee pisses all over tea as a hot drink

[General Dryness]

Why do you go to a town centre for a hot drink?

 

Why do you need a hot drink in a town centre?

 

Can you not wait half an hour to get home?

 

Do you have to take a travel mug of that shit on the way to work every morning?

 

 

Well you're fucked if you prefer coffee to tea.

Point to the place on the doll where the barista touched you, Colin.

[magicrat]

I presume there are a lot of people, in other cultures especially that are confused as to why grown men spend up to a fiver each to sit in town centre to have cold drinks when there is water on tap at home.

Surely if Section decides that sitting drinking coffee is his way to relax and spend his money should be acceptable.

 

Oh and coffee pisses all over tea as a hot drink

Bollocks, Tea is the elixir of life

[ZonkoVille77]

Neighbours are cunts. Eom

[Hades]

Coffee and tea are both boss. Coffee for drinking, tea for dunking biscuits. Essential part of life. 

[Creator Supreme]

Solicitors. You were supposed to send paperwork off 3 weeks ago you utter incompetent fucktards. Do you have to phone these wankers every other minute to remind them to keep breathing. I just wanna hulk smash their premises.

Amen! Almost 5 months we've been staying with family, sold our house in 8 weeks because some greedy landlord cunt didn't want to pay a few more quid stamp duty! Thought we'd be staying with family 4-6 weeks, 1 house fell through (would have gone through by now as well), the one we're buying now has been ongoing over 3 fucking months, the lack of communication is astonishing!

 

We told them we needed to be in by 5 August, we're still waiting! Storage costs going up, they don't give a shite! Only just found out chief solicitor has been off for 2 months due to a car crash, sad but could've told us!!

 

Cunts, sick of the wife being in tears!!

[Curly]

Amen! Almost 5 months we've been staying with family, sold our house in 8 weeks because some greedy landlord cunt didn't want to pay a few more quid stamp duty! Thought we'd be staying with family 4-6 weeks, 1 house fell through (would have gone through by now as well), the one we're buying now has been ongoing over 3 fucking months, the lack of communication is astonishing!

We told them we needed to be in by 5 August, we're still waiting! Storage costs going up, they don't give a shite! Only just found out chief solicitor has been off for 2 months due to a car crash, sad but could've told us!!

Cunts, sick of the wife being in tears!!

"I only screamed in here face non stop for thirty seconds. What's she crying for? Can't say anything to them when they're like that"