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Sugar Ape

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I tried being a one or two tabler but wasn't smart or mentally stable enough for it. Grinding for zero profit/small losses and rake back was fine for a while before I got sick of it. Would like to try it again if I ever build up a bankroll.

 

I'd usually four table. Perhaps two or three table if they were turbo. 

 

Never had the patience for rakeback grinding, and felt you missed so many opportunities by never really adjusting to the dynamic of the tables.

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Stop moaning about the weather. Pom behaviour that.

Read that as "porn behaviour". Nice.

 

Hi, it's the weatherman!

 

Why don't you come upstairs, I think I've got a warm front approaching.

 

I think you have a large disturbance coming from the south. You can expect some moisture in the near future.

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Fucking bank wankers.

 

Long story short, buying a house and got preapporved for mortgage, find house in price ranger and then the bank wants all the down payment money up front. And I told them would have the last remaining funds in about a month, oh no problem you have like 70% of the down payment.

 

I imagine they sent it off to some big building where some cunt in a suit just sits in front of a screen and fucks with shit.

 

Look you twats, why not tell me this with the preapproval. I specifically gave them a price limit and down payment amount percentage, I fucking came in under the maximun approval (of course the cunts wanted to approve me for more and give me a LoC and a fucking low interest VISA, surprised they didn't offer me a car loan and vacation property loan...).

 

Although I will say I must have found the only estate agent in the history of estate agents who did not reek of being an inscrutable cunt.

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Musicals - utter rubbish

 

If the play was any good then it wouldn't need music - did Shakespeare look at the completed script for MacBeth and think "yes, it's good but what it really needs is for the story to be interrupted every five minutes so that everyone can have a quick song and dance?"

 

If the music was any good then it would be a concert - when was the last time someone, whose musical opinion you respect, came up and told you that you really should listen to the latest Lloyd-Webber soundtrack?

 

So which genius came up with the idea of throwing these two sub-standard products together and expecting them to add up to an enjoyable experience? Probably Bill fucking Kenwright

 

 

Three fucking hours of watching Les Miserables being performed in Hungarian with English subtitles on a Saturday night in a beautiful town with great bars - a tragic waste of my life

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