Have a rant thread

[Carradona]

Just now, Ezekiel 25:17 said:

There's a woman in our office who repeatedly uses the expression 'does it sound mad to say', she says it bare minimum 3 times a conversation.

 

My brother in law end every single sentence with to be fair, incredibly tedious.

Are any of the things she ever says mad, Al? 

[VladimirIlyich]

12 minutes ago, Ezekiel 25:17 said:

There's a woman in our office who repeatedly uses the expression 'does it sound mad to say', she says it bare minimum 3 times a conversation.

 

My brother in law ends every single sentence with to be fair, incredibly tedious.

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

20 minutes ago, Carradona said:

Are any of the things she ever says mad, Al? 

 

 

No, I should have added that she follows it up with the most mundane pointless statement you'll ever hear.

 

Sometimes she mixes it up and says 'does it sound stupid to say'.

[Clem H Fandango]

Why the actual fuck is neutral shoe polish dearer than say black/brown polish?

 

Surely it should cost less as there is no pigment added to the solvent/vehicle.

 

Fuck you Kiwi.

 

[manwiththestick]

1 hour ago, Clem H Fandango said:

Why the actual fuck is neutral shoe polish dearer than say black/brown polish?

 

Surely it should cost less as there is no pigment added to the solvent/vehicle.

 

Fuck you Kiwi.

 

What's the world coming to, does it have it's pronouns on the tin?

[Red Shift]

This has pissed me right off. The injustice.

 

https://consortiumnews.com/2023/11/17/left-with-no-defense-mcbride-pleads-guilty/

[Section_31]

Rising inflections with no implied question. Aussies have always done it but it's creeping in here with these millennial fucks now. End of sentences going higher pitched for no reason. Lad at the work Christmas do was doing it the other night.

 

"I said to my landLORD, I'm going to be moving OUT."

 

Is that a question or a statement? You Apple earbuds-wearing, born in Hong Kong despite being white fuck.

 

 

[Bjornebye]

6 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Rising inflections with no implied question. Aussies have always done it but it's creeping in here with these millennial fucks now. End of sentences going higher pitched for no reason. Lad at the work Christmas do was doing it the other night.

 

"I said to my landLORD, I'm going to be moving OUT."

 

Is that a question or a statement? You Apple earbuds-wearing, born in Hong Kong despite being white fuck.

 

 

 

Yes. This and "ThankYeou!" oh and "Azwell" 

[Remmie]

Places that serve food still not understanding the different concepts of vegetarian and vegan. I can just about forgive the average village idiot who lives in Dribblechin, Bolton for not understanding the difference but establishments that must serve dozens of veggies and vegans every week need kicking in the flute.

 

Picking up and sandwich at Costa and I had to correct both employees that I had asked for vegetarian not vegan. And bloody long haul airlines that serve you a vegan meal when you ordered Vegetarian. Infuriating. 

[Section_31]

Rem in Costa.

 

 

[Bjornebye]

17 hours ago, Remmie said:

Places that serve food still not understanding the different concepts of vegetarian and vegan. I can just about forgive the average village idiot who lives in Dribblechin, Bolton for not understanding the difference but establishments that must serve dozens of veggies and vegans every week need kicking in the flute.

 

Picking up and sandwich at Costa and I had to correct both employees that I had asked for vegetarian not vegan. And bloody long haul airlines that serve you a vegan meal when you ordered Vegetarian. Infuriating. 

 

"But you ordered the bush?" 

[Section_31]

People who make a song and dance in public places because they've got a kid. 

 

Make way, make way, drop what you're doing, person with kid in pram coming through, I'll require access to baby changing facilities and for you to smile/laugh at my kid when it pukes, shits, or says "hiya" for the 19th time while you're having your brew. My husband (who looks exactly like Gareth Southgate) is just behind me with a ruskcack containing spare nappies.

 

Who are you fucking Clive Owen? Go away, go. 

[VladimirIlyich]

2 hours ago, Section_31 said:

People who make a song and dance in public places because they've got a kid. 

 

Make way, make way, drop what you're doing, person with kid in pram coming through, I'll require access to baby changing facilities and for you to smile/laugh at my kid when it pukes, shits, or says "hiya" for the 19th time while you're having your brew. My husband (who looks exactly like Gareth Southgate) is just behind me with a ruskcack containing spare nappies.

 

Who are you fucking Clive Owen? Go away, go. 

You have no kids I take it?

[Trumo]

3 hours ago, Section_31 said:

...a ruskcack containing spare nappies.

 

Surely it should be dirty nappies containing ruskcack?

[Vector Sigma]

3 hours ago, Section_31 said:

People who make a song and dance in public places because they've got a kid. 

 

Make way, make way, drop what you're doing, person with kid in pram coming through, I'll require access to baby changing facilities and for you to smile/laugh at my kid when it pukes, shits, or says "hiya" for the 19th time while you're having your brew. My husband (who looks exactly like Gareth Southgate) is just behind me with a ruskcack containing spare nappies.

 

Who are you fucking Clive Owen? Go away, go. 

 

Gervais isn't everyone's cup of tea but this scene sums this up quite well

 

https://youtu.be/GKtUYlBcj_4?si=K9XVHfPWYS-REK1q