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1 hour ago, Elite said:

Scooter is the type of 60 year old that drives around in his BMW with a subwoofer in the back listening to Wigan Pier full blast. 

We had a guy that used to work at our place, proper office bore gimpy knobhead, about 40 and he used to drive some shitty Citroën people carrier and you would hear him entering the car park before you'd see him as he would have all this Wigan Pier/donk music blasting out, windows down.

 

 

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51 minutes ago, manwiththestick said:

We had a guy that used to work at our place, proper office bore gimpy knobhead, about 40 and he used to drive some shitty Citroën people carrier and you would hear him entering the car park before you'd see him as he would have all this Wigan Pier/donk music blasting out, windows down.

 

 

Unacceptable. I guarantee @Captain Turdseye loves that shit. All sat round for Xmas dinner with wigan pier blasting in the kitchen. No wonder his mum in law hates him 

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2 hours ago, YorkshireRed said:

Got the wife, her sister and their mother around the same Christmas table today. I’ve already been warned not to sit there looking miserable while they take it turns to blame me for every negative thing that’s ever happened in the history of time. 
 

Fucking women. 

To be fair your game suggestion of shag, marry, avoid last year probably wasn't your finest hour.

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21 hours ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

Over-zealous moderators on other sites. Jumped up annoying fucking little Hitler deleting my sage witticisms. Fuck you!

Some cunt moved my Sega vs Nintendo thread to the Tech Forum on here. No mention of it, just did it. Power trip snotty nazi little prefect bastard. I hope he shit himself at dinner yesterday. matt hancock gear.  

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Just now, Gnasher said:

Christmas top of the pops yesterday, what the fuck was that? First time I've watched it in ten years. Not a tune I knew. Where the fuck was Noddy Holder? 

She pit a christmas music channel on yesterday (no sound on the telly because I had my own xmas playlist on - which is fucking superb by the way a mix of xmas and just great songs from around xmas time) and I swear it was just full of fucking shite. no Wizzard, no Slade, no rompopapompom oh but guess what did come on? That shrieking puppy fat fucker Carey with the worst xmas song of all time. 

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