Have a rant thread

[easytoslip]

21 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

 

 

Haha.

[easytoslip]

3 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Beef

 

 

Good one that , the shitness of modern football/ modern times. I don’t know how to give the thumbs up arrow, 

[easytoslip]

27 minutes ago, Mudface said:

It looks like Colleen caught Vardy selling stories she deliberately planted to the scum rags.

Yes a bit shit that , but news?

[Mudface]

Just now, easytoslip said:

Yes a bit shit that , but news?

Her selling the stories is I suppose, especially as other rags picked them up too and all have had to modify them now.

[easytoslip]

3 minutes ago, Mudface said:

Her selling the stories is I suppose, especially as other rags picked them up too and all have had to modify them now.

Yes , glad I won’t be giving an iota of my attention to it though . 

[Captain Turdseye]

41 minutes ago, Pistonbroke said:

 

Tradesmen do it all the time mate. They then work out the likelihood of who will complain more. The fact you are just a tenant and the contract is through your landlord/estate agent (even worse) the likelihood of your compliant getting past your landlord/estate agent is small compared to jobs they'll have on for property owners. You'll probably find that the Estate agent use them all the time because they are cheap, or they are related etc, so they basically know they can take the piss. They also suss out who is nice (making a cuppa, chatty etc) and who is a possible pain in the arse, if you are nice you'll get fucked about. 

 

So what you’re saying is it’s my fault for making him a couple of brews during the brief time he was here? Fuck sake. 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

2 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

 

So what you’re saying is it’s my fault for making him a couple of brews during the brief time he was here? Fuck sake. 

 

Just kick him in the balls next time he turns up mate. 

[Elite]

Pistonbroke has now ensured every tradesman that enters my house, is not getting a brew. Ever.

[Bjornebye]

26 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

 

So what you’re saying is it’s my fault for making him a couple of brews during the brief time he was here? Fuck sake. 

Has a smackhead laid a cable in this bog yet or what? 

 

Its the twist this story needs 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

3 minutes ago, Elite said:

Pistonbroke has now ensured every tradesman that enters my house, is not getting a brew. Ever.

 

It depends on how good they are mate. I always make our plumbers a brew as they always turn up on time and do a good job. They even gave me a length of hose with attachments so i can top up the boilers with water myself when the pressure is to low. Piece of piss to do and saves quite a bit of money. 

[Captain Turdseye]

3 minutes ago, Pistonbroke said:

 

It depends on how good they are mate. I always make our plumbers a brew as they always turn up on time and do a good job. They even gave me a length of hose.

 

I bet they did. 

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Pistonbroke said:

 

It depends on how good they are mate. I always make our plumbers a brew as they always turn up on time and do a good job. They even gave me a length of hose with attachments so i can top up the boilers with water myself when the pressure is to low. Piece of piss to do and saves quite a bit of money. 

 

 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Kind of walked right into that one. 

[Bjornebye]

7 minutes ago, Pistonbroke said:

Kind of walked right into that one. 

You're old enough to say no 

[Elite]

14 minutes ago, Pistonbroke said:

 

It depends on how good they are mate. I always make our plumbers a brew as they always turn up on time and do a good job. They even gave me a length of hose with attachments so i can top up the boilers with water myself when the pressure is to low. Piece of piss to do and saves quite a bit of money. 

Haha, couldn't have sounded gayer if you'd tried that.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

4 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

You're old enough to say no 

 

I might have a female plumber with a knob. 

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, Pistonbroke said:

 

I might have a female plumber with a knob. 

Slow down. Nearly ripped my cock off then 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

2 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Slow down. Nearly ripped my cock off then 

 

I missed a trick really. I should have said 'Stopcock.' 

[VladimirIlyich]

5 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

I can't wait till CT looks out the window and someone is using his bog. 

They'll have to put up with Turdseye's turds if they do.That's why its on the lawn.

[Bjornebye]

CT put some bog-roll out for the shitter 

[Pidge]

5 hours ago, easytoslip said:

Yes a bit shit that , but news?

Kind of highlights how much these rags reproduce unsubstantiated bollocks and the general lack of integrity in the editorial system, but it's mainly just a different form of celeb gossip and therefore can get in the bin.

[General Dryness]

16 hours ago, Pistonbroke said:

Kind of backed right onto that one. 

Fnar. 

[easytoslip]

16 hours ago, Pidge said:

Kind of highlights how much these rags reproduce unsubstantiated bollocks and the general lack of integrity in the editorial system, but it's mainly just a different form of celeb gossip and therefore can get in the bin.

Yes , the bin is where it belongs.

[Captain Turdseye]

They’ve gone. It’s over. 

 

[Bobby Hundreds]

If i search for something like a gift for my missus, what I've been looking for shows up on adverts on her phone. She will say "have you been looking up such and such today" because of fucking adverts. It's bullshit. Privacy will be mythological in a few years.