Have a rant thread

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Elite said:

Dogs being dirty cunts. Just found the dog in the garden with a nappy bag full of my little boys shite, some pillock (Either my bird or her mum) have not put it in the bin properly and the dogs got hold of it. The dirty little cunt better stay away from me all night.

I love dogs but they really have no shame at all do they. 

[Elite]

2 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

I love dogs but they really have no shame at all do they. 

I love them too but they are pure filth.

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, Elite said:

I love them too but they are pure filth.

Prefer it up the arse types 

[Elite]

2 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Prefer it up the arse types 

More like, prefer it up the arse then lick the shit off types.

[Mook]

Our new office is positioned right above Princes Street which is the main street in Edinburgh, the last few days there have been buskers, ranging from a lone piper to a full rock band on the corner below us, which we can hear very clearly.

 

Today though, there is some fucking cunt singing Frank Sinatra songs acapella, he can't sing for starters & has no microphone control at all. On top of that he's trying to do all the orchestra stuff with his voice too & he has absolutely zero talent. I have a fucker of a sore head now & am toying with the idea of cutting his throat for him when I go down to get something to eat in a bit. Bastard.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

2 minutes ago, Mook said:

Our new office is positioned right above Princes Street which is the main street in Edinburgh, the last few days there have been buskers, ranging from a lone piper to a full rock band on the corner below us, which we can hear very clearly.

 

Today though, there is some fucking cunt singing Frank Sinatra songs acapella, he can't sing for starters & has no microphone control at all. On top of that he's trying to do all the orchestra stuff with his voice too & he has absolutely zero talent. I have a fucker of a sore head now & am toying with the idea of cutting his throat for him when I go down to get something to eat in a bit. Bastard.

Do it your way.

[Trumo]

8 minutes ago, Mook said:

Our new office is positioned right above Princes Street which is the main street in Edinburgh, the last few days there have been buskers, ranging from a lone piper to a full rock band on the corner below us, which we can hear very clearly.

 

Today though, there is some fucking cunt singing Frank Sinatra songs acapella, he can't sing for starters & has no microphone control at all. On top of that he's trying to do all the orchestra stuff with his voice too & he has absolutely zero talent. I have a fucker of a sore head now & am toying with the idea of cutting his throat for him when I go down to get something to eat in a bit. Bastard.

 

Mook The Knife.

[Mook]

The filth have just turned up & shut him down.

 

Thank fuck for that, I feel like WW3 is going on in my head.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

It got under your skin. 

[Dr Nowt]

44 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

It got under your skin. 

Ratscratcher was singing outside Mook’s work?

 

Random, though it explains how he thought he could represent all the members of an orchestra on his own.

[manwiththestick]

1 hour ago, Mook said:

The filth have just turned up & shut him down.

 

Thank fuck for that, I feel like WW3 is going on in my head.

Someone must have spread the news.

[cloggypop]

He's leaving today. 

[Mook]

That's life.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

He was trying to collect some pennies from heaven.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Sounds like he got lucky the police got him first, or he might have gotten a kick out of you.

[Remmie]

Glad they got that rat pack-ed up and on his way

[Bjornebye]

He will back there later singing to strangers in the night 

[Anubis]

5 hours ago, Mook said:

Our new office is positioned right above Princes Street which is the main street in Edinburgh, the last few days there have been buskers, ranging from a lone piper to a full rock band on the corner below us, which we can hear very clearly.

 

Today though, there is some fucking cunt singing Frank Sinatra songs acapella, he can't sing for starters & has no microphone control at all. On top of that he's trying to do all the orchestra stuff with his voice too & he has absolutely zero talent. I have a fucker of a sore head now & am toying with the idea of cutting his throat for him when I go down to get something to eat in a bit. Bastard.

 

I'd count myself lucky if I were you. Most days we have to put up with a bloke with an accordian collecting for charity.

[Bjornebye]

We get this guy and I tell you what, he is going places

 

 

[Elite]

Im noticing more and more young women with faces filled with Botox, which automatically destroys any natural beauty they may have had. I can sort understand older women getting it done (which never helps anyway) but I think it's a shame that girls feel like they need to do this to themselves. Fucking madness.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

1 minute ago, Elite said:

Im noticing more and more young women with faces filled with Botox, which automatically destroys any natural beauty they may have had. I can sort understand older women getting it done (which never helps anyway) but I think it's a shame that girls feel like they need to do this to themselves. Fucking madness.

The thing is they don’t need it at that age and then the damage is done, they look 38 at 18.

[magicrat]

15 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

We get this guy and I tell you what, he is going places

 

 

He'll be going to the Welkin

[VladimirIlyich]

On 11/20/2018 at 11:47 AM, Mook said:

The filth have just turned up & shut him down.

 

Thank fuck for that, I feel like WW3 is going on in my head.

From there to eternity.

[Dr Nowt]

On 11/20/2018 at 5:16 PM, Elite said:

Im noticing more and more young women with faces filled with Botox, which automatically destroys any natural beauty they may have had. I can sort understand older women getting it done (which never helps anyway) but I think it's a shame that girls feel like they need to do this to themselves. Fucking madness.

Given none of them ever post a photo of what they actually look like, without 37 filters being applied and having rejected the first 200 they took, it also seems like needless expense.

[Anubis]

On 11/20/2018 at 11:47 AM, Mook said:

The filth have just turned up & shut him down.

 

Thank fuck for that, I feel like WW3 is going on in my head.

 

Somebody squealed. It was you, wasn't it?