Have a rant thread

[stringvest]

Lads aren't really lads anymore anyway. It peaked in the Men Behaving Badly era, these days I don't really know what they do. Tends to be a mix of boys and girls in any social group, few gays thrown in and loads of crap clothes and 'zany' behaviour.

You sound really fed up these days Mark. I'm way older than you yet i have more empathy with the feckless fuckers who congregate in our shopping centres and cheap eateries than you.

[General Dryness]

You can't put an age on class, stringy.

[King Gheedorah]

Might be easier for me seeing as she's a local girl!

 

 

 

 

Samehead - Brunette edition.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Feminine hygeine products advertising gets on my nerves ,I'm sitting eating a tuna sarnie and hearing about fanny pong

 

They should advertise products for men.

 

'' Itchy nob ? use new Dickswill ''

 

'' That cheesey smelll ? Try Cockwash '

[Liverpool lad]

Cheesy bell wipes

[General Dryness]

Cheesy bell wipes

 

Simple two word advert required there.

 

Bellwhiff? Bellwipe.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

'' Penieclean  ''

[Liverpool lad]

Bullhead hanky

[General Dryness]

Bulb Bleach

[Rico1304]

This fucking giraffe, I don't care.

[Liverpool lad]

Rico doesn't do compassion

[Rico1304]

Rico doesn't do compassion

It's a giraffe, its not endangered as far as I know, it'll be used to feed the lions, tigers, hyenas etc that would eat it in the wild. If it doesn't get killed then a cow will have to die to feed them. Is there an animal top trumps I'm not aware of?

[Liverpool lad]

I was pulling your leg mate.

 

I've read what the Zoo have said and I agree

[General Dryness]

I was pulling your leg mate.

 

I've read what the Zoo have said and I agree

 

Yeah, they had a valid point I reckon.

 

But on the other thing, Rico seriously doesn't do compassion. British Gas beat it out of new employees during staff inductions.

[Liverpool lad]

Rico doesn't like old people

[General Dryness]

Rico doesn't like people

 

Fixed.

[Rico1304]

Yeah, they had a valid point I reckon.

 

But on the other thing, Rico seriously doesn't do compassion. British Gas beat it out of new employees during staff inductions.

They don't beat us, I've told you before, we get a chip in the neck on the first day and all our worries drift away....

[Rico1304]

Fixed.

Never a truer word has been said.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Dragons Den. It's a bit like sour milk. Past it's sell by date and it stinks

 

Stale

 

How about some inginuity for the license payers?

[General Dryness]

Dragons Den. It's a bit like sour milk. Past it's sell by date and it stinks

 

Stale

 

How about some inginuity for the license payers?

 

Are you trying to tell us you're out?

[Bjornebye]

Deborah Meedan should not be on tv unless its a live execution

[stringvest]

Deborah Meaden is that ugly she shouldn't even be allowed on the radio.

[Jairzinho]

Dragon's Den would be an excellent program if it was satire.

[Dr Nowt]

She looks like someone drew a face on a balloon.  Bloated hag.

[lifetime fan]

Lloyds bank. 

 

I know all banks are cunts but these lot take the piss. I want to give them money and the fuckers won't accept it. The wife swapped her credit card to them despite me telling her not to, now I'm trying to make the first payment and they won't accept it. 

 

You can't make a payment online unless your current account is with them, they won't accept payment over the phone as she's not received her telephone banking details despite requesting they resend them twice and the BACS transfer I tried they bounced back.

 

How fucking difficult can it be to give money away to these pricks.