The punching above their weight thread.......

[TheBitch]

 

Why? Whats your problem with massive knobs?

 

Mine specifically hangs out of the bottom of my boxer shorts, and when I'm wearing my linen trousers it can often leave an embarrassing stain if I haven't shook it properly from a trip to the toilet.

 

I once got accused of masturbating in a public place because I was shaking my knob furiously to rid the end of those pesky drips that are left over that you think are gone, but in actual fact they aren't, anyway, I wasn't masturbating and I'm not George Michael.

[Guest TK-421]

Bonnie Bedelia a minger?

 

Shes MILF tastic. Put your glasses on.

 

And before anyone asks, I'm shite at adding pictures

 

And another thing...how is it in Quincy Jack Klugman, with his face, kept getting belting looking girls with swimsuits onto his boat for a bit of okey dokey? Just not right.

 

Yep, punching way above her weight. McClane could get any piece of pie he wants, he wouldn't be seen with the likes of her. It's unrealistic and has always perturbed me.

[Whelan]

This is the ultimiate 'punching above your weight' couple!

 

[Guest davelfc]

Although I have no proof he ever punched her.

[Whelan]

Although I have no proof he ever punched her.

 

You would also struggle to find anyone above her weight!

[Bobby Hundreds]

 

Douglas and jones

 

[Remmie]

You would also struggle to find anyone above her weight!

Errr that was the joke he was doing....

[Crouchie]

All of these. Bank balance big factor in case of Hayek and Klum.

[VladimirIlyich]

Although I have no proof he ever punched her.

 

 

Not any more.

[kelster]

Easily the daddy of this is Jean Todt. He doesn't have any of the redeeming features of just being a bit past it (he never was it) or a bit overweight with potential. The guy is and always has been small and ugly. And French. Neither has he just married a skint no-name model who needs the cash. Michelle Yeoh for fucks sake. I'm convinced he has the world's biggest cock.

 

[Guest davelfc]

Jean Todt is a cunt of a man, he would quite rightly be punching above his weight with susan boyle, here's a picture of him when he was in the army.

[Clark Westerfeld]

[Hand Shandy]

Jesus Christ! He looks like he's got bad shithouse AIDS.

[chrisbonnie]

Jesus Christ! He looks like he's got bad shithouse AIDS.

 

 

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[Clark Westerfeld]

[melons]

 

Douglas and jones

 

That neck, i'm sure a turkey has less excess skin.

[Rico1304]

That neck, i'm sure a turkey has less excess skin.

 

He's no oil painting but isnt that the photo when he'd just come out of hospital with cancer?

[melons]

He's no oil painting but isnt that the photo when he'd just come out of hospital with cancer?

 

I've not got a clue - i'd of gone more with the escaped nursing home client though.

[L19red]

Silent Bob is doing ok

[Anubis]

[aws]

 

Her time in the jungle put years on Fatima.

 

 

I could have sworn I left my bike there.

[VladimirIlyich]

Is Michael Douglas doing Al Pacino impersonations?

[Ezekiel 25:17]

This happens to me a lot.

 

Me too, well the words 'massive knob' are often mentioned.

 

what the fuck are you tying them with, straw ???

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Jesus Christ! He looks like he's got bad shithouse AIDS.

 

I find it frightening, yet comforting that the GF are able to diagnose so many clear cases of bad shithouse aids.

[polymerpunkah]

 

Throw another shrimp on the barbie.