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Total Wipeout


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Total Wipeout  

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  1. 1. Total Wipeout

    • People getting mildly hurt for my viewing pleasure, whats not to like ?
    • It's the lowest form of slapstick comedy, you cretin.


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Just watching it on 'watch' channel (ironically).

 

I know it's hardly the most intellectual of shows, but it always manages to raise a smile.

 

Especially the American version as the are far more brazen than the Brits, prior to their impending humiliation.

 

Some amusing wipeouts, there's plenty more out there:

 

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Seven shades of shite. In fact, I think this belongs in the Irrational Hatred thread for me...soulless, unfunny, repetitive, presented by that twat Hammond..

 

Oh sweet Jesus I'd like to stamp on that cunt's face. I would have added him to the irrational hatred thread but for the fact that it's not irrational. He's a smug unfunny boring fucking car nerd. I actually wouldn't mind Total Wipeout - it can be entertaining in an It's A Knockout sort of way - if it wasn't for this utter fucking midget cuntsore Clarkson-puppet popping up in a studio somewhere to add his "humourous asides". The show doesn't even need him. He a pointless fetid skidmark on the underpants of television. I hope he gets cancer aids but, after an excruciating period of decline, he gets hope in the form of a remission, but then gets run over by some twat driving their cockreplacementmobile too fast after watching a re-run of him and his car-bore fucking mates spit testosterone to a crowd of gurning bores in some warehouse somewhere on BBC2.

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Oh sweet Jesus I'd like to stamp on that cunt's face. I would have added him to the irrational hatred thread but for the fact that it's not irrational. He's a smug unfunny boring fucking car nerd. I actually wouldn't mind Total Wipeout - it can be entertaining in an It's A Knockout sort of way - if it wasn't for this utter fucking midget cuntsore Clarkson-puppet popping up in a studio somewhere to add his "humourous asides". The show doesn't even need him. He a pointless fetid skidmark on the underpants of television. I hope he gets cancer aids but, after an excruciating period of decline, he gets hope in the form of a remission, but then gets run over by some twat driving their cockreplacementmobile too fast after watching a re-run of him and his car-bore fucking mates spit testosterone to a crowd of gurning bores in some warehouse somewhere on BBC2.

 

So Hammond isn't on your christmas card list?

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Oh sweet Jesus I'd like to stamp on that cunt's face. I would have added him to the irrational hatred thread but for the fact that it's not irrational. He's a smug unfunny boring fucking car nerd. I actually wouldn't mind Total Wipeout - it can be entertaining in an It's A Knockout sort of way - if it wasn't for this utter fucking midget cuntsore Clarkson-puppet popping up in a studio somewhere to add his "humourous asides". The show doesn't even need him. He a pointless fetid skidmark on the underpants of television. I hope he gets cancer aids but, after an excruciating period of decline, he gets hope in the form of a remission, but then gets run over by some twat driving their cockreplacementmobile too fast after watching a re-run of him and his car-bore fucking mates spit testosterone to a crowd of gurning bores in some warehouse somewhere on BBC2.

 

 

Fair point, i was watching the US version at the time i posted the poll.

It's hosted by two slightly less tedious twats.

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Oh sweet Jesus I'd like to stamp on that cunt's face. I would have added him to the irrational hatred thread but for the fact that it's not irrational. He's a smug unfunny boring fucking car nerd. I actually wouldn't mind Total Wipeout - it can be entertaining in an It's A Knockout sort of way - if it wasn't for this utter fucking midget cuntsore Clarkson-puppet popping up in a studio somewhere to add his "humourous asides". The show doesn't even need him. He a pointless fetid skidmark on the underpants of television. I hope he gets cancer aids but, after an excruciating period of decline, he gets hope in the form of a remission, but then gets run over by some twat driving their cockreplacementmobile too fast after watching a re-run of him and his car-bore fucking mates spit testosterone to a crowd of gurning bores in some warehouse somewhere on BBC2.

 

Amen brother!

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