Worst physical pain you have ever experienced?

[skend04]

Just accidentally flicked my right testicle. It hurt, tremendously.

I've had a broken wrist but you still can't compare it to any kind of testicle trauma.

[oneshoeonthekop]

I had an op for a hydrocele a few months ago.Will burn my face off and feed it to pigs sooner than go through that again. Emotional. Seen a video of the procedure on you tube after I had it. If I seen it before I would gladly still be riding on my space hopper super bollocks.

 

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[Lee909]

I twisted my ballsack doing a one armed wheelie on my BMX as a kid, hit the kerb spun 15 times grabbed my ballbag with my freehand and damned near ripped it off in pure terror that wasn't what hurt though, no it was the sight of one of my balls hurtling down the road in front of me. never felt pain like it

Some stories better left untold

[Mathewbet1]

once got me self a paper cut and threw some lemon juice on the fucker 

[Pureblood]

I've been quite lucky with the old pain.  No broken bones.  The worst was when I thought I could ride my BMX along the top of a brick wall.  I couldn't.  When I landed I sprained both ankles at the same time.  

[Trumo]

I twisted my ballsack doing a one armed wheelie on my BMX as a kid, hit the kerb spun 15 times grabbed my ballbag with my freehand and damned near ripped it off in pure terror that wasn't what hurt though, no it was the sight of one of my balls hurtling down the road in front of me. never felt pain like it 

 

Is that why you named yourself RED Tezza?

[Lee909]

Onions made me cry once

[RED Tezza]

Some stories better left untold

it is the duty of the fallen to remind those that there are many dangers in life.....one of which is acting a twat on a Bmx if i can save just one testicle via the tales of lost friends then it shall have been worth the telling and the painful memory

[Pureblood]

Once saw a wicket keeper step up to a fast-medium bowler.  The next ball was a short one and caught him square on the nose.  Blood everywhere and the noise alone was sickening.  He fell backwards like a tree.

[RED Tezza]

Is that why you named yourself RED Tezza?

twisted ballsack was already taken 

[George Costanza]

testicular torsion isn't very pleasant

 

I don't recommend it.

[Pureblood]

No broken bones.  

 

Actually I think I may have broken the little finger on my left hand when I dropped a catch a couple of years ago, but I've never had a definitive opinion.  It's still not right and moves about by itself. 

[BENIRL]

Getting a tooth out while my jaw was broke.

[Jairzinho]

I twisted my ballsack doing a one armed wheelie on my BMX as a kid, hit the kerb spun 15 times grabbed my ballbag with my freehand and damned near ripped it off in pure terror that wasn't what hurt though, no it was the sight of one of my balls hurtling down the road in front of me. never felt pain like it 

 

[halewood pete]

I twisted my ballsack doing a one armed wheelie on my BMX as a kid, hit the kerb spun 15 times grabbed my ballbag with my freehand and damned near ripped it off in pure terror that wasn't what hurt though, no it was the sight of one of my balls hurtling down the road in front of me. never felt pain like it

 

We have a winner folks !

[Remmie]

I've had worse pain but that first piss after the Catheter comes out is a fucking doozy, especially as about 2 cunting litres needed to come out

[stringvest]

Loads of broken bones,and a few cortisone injections, but japs eye remains unfettered. Broke my ankle last year and convinced myself it was a sprain, so hobbled about on it for two months before getting it sorted

[Paulie Dangerously]

Stepping on an upturned plug

[VladimirIlyich]

Loads of broken bones,and a few cortisone injections, but japs eye remains unfettered. Broke my ankle last year and convinced myself it was a sprain, so hobbled about on it for two months before getting it sorted

Well at your age its better than breaking your hip.

[magicrat]

Stepping on an upturned plug

 

I'll see your plug and raise you a plank with a nail sticking up, Straight through the trainer and my foot, 

The tetanus jab later wasn't much fun either. 

[Rico1304]

A plug made out of Lego?

[Elite]

Someone stepping on a butt plug whilst its inserted in your arse

[Hand Shandy]

lifey pays good money for that.

[Dr Nowt]

Went on holiday to Thailand with a mate once. Within 3 weeks he trod on a plank of wood with a nail sticking out of it, got bitten on the finger by a monkey, then in the last few days the wall light above his bed fell off in the night, shattering on his head.

 

Seem to remember an Alas Smith and Jones sketch when I was a kid about Arthur Penis, the world's unluckiest man. Had nothing on this lad.

[Captain Turdseye]

Not the worst pain I've ever experienced but when I was a kid I walked barefoot into a room where someone had smashed a glass a few seconds earlier. I trod on a big shard and instinctively rubbed the bottom of my foot onto the top of my other foot to try and get the glass out. Both feet cut to ribbons.