TLW members on Twitter

[Bjornebye]

16 minutes ago, Melchett said:

My best twitter ever.

Told you before but your tweet to Lady GaGa is the most I've laughed in about 10 years. I nearly shit myself laughing. Trying to explain to my bird who I woke up why I was on the floor curled over laughing at 6:45 in the morning was torture. Incidentally she thought it wasn't funny and that quite frankly we are both cunts. 

[Champ]

‘My bird’. Ok, I’ll bite

[Bjornebye]

13 minutes ago, Champ said:

‘My bird’. Ok, I’ll bite

Sorry Cath. You know its only you. 

[Champ]

4 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Sorry Cath. You know its only you. 

Negged for calling her ‘bird’

[Bjornebye]

Just now, Champ said:

Negged for calling her ‘bird’

Tough crowd. 

[joeyk]

10 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Tough crowd. 

Tough bird ? 

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, joeyk said:

Tough bird ? 

Neg bomb coming your way. And nee fecking cookies 

[Anubis]

17 minutes ago, Champ said:

Negged for calling her ‘bird’

 

Is ‘bird’ really any worse than ‘fella’?

 

Asking for Stig, just in case you’re in a negging mood.

[joeyk]

3 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Neg bomb coming your way. And nee fecking cookies 

Tough crowd! 

[VladimirIlyich]

7 hours ago, Mook said:

I've jibbed Twitter off my phone for two reasons, firstly my phone has no memory & secondly people involving me in their groups & loads of idiots sending messages round the group saying 'Happy Wednesday' & shite like that, I was getting about 30 notifications a minute or something what with people 'liking' it as well.

 

I'll probably re-install it when I get a new phone next year but fucking Hell, what is wrong with people.

You can turn off notifications for apps on your phone and not get bothered. I don't use it cos there are always adverts I cant get rid of,plus its shite anyway.

[Captain Turdseye]

Never liked it. I’ve got an account but it’s mainly so I can follow links to watch vids, etc through the app. 

[ZonkoVille77]

I love it. I love the fact that everyone is a cunt to each other anonymously. It makes for fun viewing. It's so easy to wind people up too if you're bored and into that kind of thing. 

[Bjornebye]

52 minutes ago, ZonkoVille77 said:

I love it. I love the fact that everyone is a cunt to each other anonymously. It makes for fun viewing. It's so easy to wind people up too if you're bored and into that kind of thing. 

You love kids don't you. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

2 hours ago, Anubis said:

 

Is ‘bird’ really any worse than ‘fella’?

 

Asking for Stig, just in case you’re in a negging mood.

Are you saying Stig was really in bed with a fella?

[ZonkoVille77]

41 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

You love kids don't you. 

 

I'd love to put you in a nappy and rub sudocrem on your nipples. Wash your hair softly with Johnson and Johnson "No more tears" so you don't hurt your little eyes. 

 

That's the kind of thing you like. Ya dirty fecker. 

 

[Champ]

21 hours ago, ZonkoVille77 said:

I love it. I love the fact that everyone is a cunt to each other anonymously. It makes for fun viewing. It's so easy to wind people up too if you're bored and into that kind of thing. 

I love it for all the things I’d have otherwise missed but while I follow a range of different people my timeline is way too Brexit heavy at the moment and that can be more than a bit dispiriting

[Bjornebye]

21 hours ago, ZonkoVille77 said:

 

I'd love to put you in a nappy and rub sudocrem on your nipples. Wash your hair softly with Johnson and Johnson "No more tears" so you don't hurt your little eyes. 

 

That's the kind of thing you like. Ya dirty fecker. 

 

Put vosene in my eyes 

[Champ]

On 11/16/2018 at 8:03 PM, Anubis said:

 

Is ‘bird’ really any worse than ‘fella’?

 

Asking for Stig, just in case you’re in a negging mood.

From where I’m standing it is. It probably doesn’t help that no-one I know uses it but I think it’s a horrible, dismissive expression and that’s being kind

[VladimirIlyich]

22 hours ago, ZonkoVille77 said:

I love it. I love the fact that everyone is a cunt to each other anonymously. It makes for fun viewing. It's so easy to wind people up too if you're bored and into that kind of thing. 

But you can't really be a cunt anonymously because you are monitored constantly and merely an IP address aware from the long arm of the law.

[Bjornebye]

19 minutes ago, Champ said:

From where I’m standing it is. It probably doesn’t help that no-one I know uses it but I think it’s a horrible, dismissive expression and that’s being kind

I'm sorry Cath. Down here it isn't frowned upon at all. 

[ZonkoVille77]

28 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

But you can't really be a cunt anonymously because you are monitored constantly and merely an IP address aware from the long arm of the law.

 

I'm hardly threatening to murder somebody... FFS 

 

Calling Trump a crayon eating wank puffin isn't going to get me arrested. 

[Bjornebye]

38 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

But you can't really be a cunt anonymously because you are monitored constantly and merely an IP address aware from the long arm of the law.

Cunt 

[VladimirIlyich]

25 minutes ago, ZonkoVille77 said:

 

I'm hardly threatening to murder somebody... FFS 

 

Calling Trump a crayon eating wank puffin isn't going to get me arrested. 

Not you personally but the utter wankstains who always take it too far thinking they cant be found.

[VladimirIlyich]

17 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Cunt 

Harsh,but true.

[an tha]

I got dogs abuse recently at a do off a mates ma for calling my wife 'me tart' when talking with a mate of mine which is an expression that we always used when discussing wives/girlfriends etc and honestly has never been meant as a derogatory phrase.