Improving a Movie Tagline

[SammyAftershave]

 

"In space, no one can hear you scream"

 

Tells you everything you need to know about 'Alien' in eight words.

 

I just re-watched 'Cinema Paradiso'. I noticed (through my sniffles) that the official tagline on the cover is the rather lame sounding: 'A celebration of youth, friendship, and the everlasting magic of the movies'.

 

 

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It struck me that a more succinct 'All the Kisses you Never Seen' more suitably encapsulates everything you need to know and should expect from this wonderfully evocative work of nostalgia?

 

Mind you, at this stage, I've had a few ales but someone must get paid handsomely for coming up with these. Any improvements on the classics?

[Mendoza]

*insert movie tagline*

 

 

CUNT

[SammyAftershave]

Any particular movie you want to attach that particular tag to or does it apply to all movies?

[Carvalho Diablo]

 

"Little House on the Prarie-lite."

[Furmedge]

Black Swan - Mila Kunis eats Natalie Portman out.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Robot Jox - Giant Robots, Evil German

[AngryOfTuebrook]

I just re-watched 'Cinema Paradiso'. I noticed (through my sniffles) that the official tagline on the cover is the rather lame sounding: 'A celebration of youth, friendship, and the everlasting magic of the movies'.

 

It struck me that a more succinct 'All the Kisses you Never Seen' more suitably encapsulates everything you need to know and should expect from this wonderfully evocative work of nostalgia?

 

Mind you, at this stage, I've had a few ales but someone must get paid handsomely for coming up with these. Any improvements on the classics?

If nothing else, the dodgy grammar tells you it's a foreign film.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

I always think that the tagline "from the makers of Independence Day" can be replaced with the words "fucking shite".

[Trumo]

Any of these really shite movie franchises like 'Scary Movie' could carry the tagline "Same Shit, Different Day".

[brucespanner]

 

'Poverty porn, making your drab existences a little more manageable'

[The Flâneur]

Borat

 

'You will never tire of people doing the voice, just like how doing Austin Powers is still funny and makes you look awesome.'

[Lee909]

Debbie does Dallas- One women's insatiable hunger for cock.

[Carvalho Diablo]

 

"There can be only one. Again. Part 7"

[md1892]

I always think that the tagline "from the makers of Independence Day" can be replaced with the words "fucking shite".

 

 

Spot on !

 

Same could be said about 'a Micheal Bay Film', - over the top action scenes, poor plot & Shite dialogue.

[md1892]

 

 

Dance's with Smurfs

[Guest davelfc]

 

 

Dance's with Smurfs

 

South Park did it.

[md1892]

South Park did it.

 

Yes they did, before it was released, purely from looking at the trailer.

James Cameron reckoned it took him 10 years to write, bullshit its a ripoff, dances with wolves / Pocahontas / other one that i can't think of at the mo.

[Guest davelfc]

No she isn't.

[md1892]

No she isn't.

 

It was actually called $3000 when initially released, however it kinda overemphasises the fact she was a skank.

 

Bit like if Dirty Dancing was called 'Grown man grooms & then fucks impressionable teenage girl'.

 

Wouldn't get birds creaming themselves over these films then !

Probably why I'm not in advertising !

[Guest davelfc]

Taking advantage of the better dvd pause function

[Guest davelfc]

If he will sit through this shit with you, he must love you.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Battle for LA . More cheesey than cheese, it's bollocks, kill yourselves.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Battle for LA . More cheesey than cheese, it's bollocks, kill yourselves.

 

It's a monumentally shit film. I have night terrors, and constantly live in fear of ever having to watch it again.

[lifetime fan]

XXX - It's bollocks, don't cunting bother.

[Mendoza]

No she isn't.

 

'It's not even her body.'