life Wins

[Lee909]

Revenge negging

That's some low shit right there.

[Captain Turdseye]

He revenge "NEFFED" me aswell, at least that's what it says in my user CP.

[General Dryness]

I have a cupboard under the stairs leading to the upstairs flat. It's larger than your average bear (cupboard). so i have put in there a campbed, 19" flatscreen tv, a little surround sound amp, four speakers with the rear ones mounted to the "ceiling", my megadrive, dreamcast and gamecube, a red lightbulb and have called it "the portal". there's an a4 size d poster on the door with the words "the portal" written on. Mobile phones and internet are banned in the one man capacity portal, for the true retro gaming experience.

 

[Jhinge Machha]

just seen my neighbors fanny

[Sugar Ape]

He revenge "NEFFED" me aswell, at least that's what it says in my user CP.

 

I've repped you to make it up. Filthy creatures revenge neggers.

[Fowlers God]

I didnt revenge neg anyone,

 

I negged you both back for negging when you didnt realise that I had repped him, Infact Paulie actually repped me too.

 

And anyway a bot touchy at the moment, been off the fags for a month now cold turkey so bare withe me dude!

[Sugar Ape]

I didnt revenge neg anyone,

 

I negged you both back for negging when you didnt realise that I had repped him, Infact Paulie actually repped me too.

 

And anyway a bot touchy at the moment, been off the fags for a month now cold turkey so bare withe me dude!

 

So you negged us because we negged you. Which makes you a revenge negger. It is 99% certain you have inappropriately touched an animal in the last year.

[Captain Turdseye]

So you negged us because we negged you. Which makes you a revenge negger. It is 99% certain you have inappropriately touched an animal in the last year.

 

It was a chicken, the clue is in his name. He's a dirty, revenge negging, chicken fucker. In fact that's probably a picture of him in the dog shagging thread.

 

Elementary my dear Watson.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Got a rough deal off that FG!

[Fowlers God]

Got a rough deal off that FG!

 

All for actually repping you.

 

Oh well shit happens.

[Remmie]

Back to life wins already. Someone acknowledge my awesome working hours

[Hooch]

The best life win I've had in a while was getting a free coffee at McDonalds after collecting 6 stickers.

 

Man I need a win.

[The Dude Abides]

Finally working out what other film that actor was in that has been wrecking your head for the last twenty minutes.

[Bogman]

Got lucky with the wife last night.

 

That's me happy for the next 4 weeks.:((6)

[Furmedge]

Spent £60 on petrol driving up and down the country attending meetings for work, and I can claim £270 in petrol/wear and tear expenses. A few more of those will be paying for the family holiday.

[General Dryness]

Back to life wins already. Someone acknowledge my awesome working hours

 

[Liverpool lad]

Work have managed to condense what was a painstaking and often lengthy process into a smooth process that takes a 1/6 of the time. Easy street for me now, I can concentrate on stuff that might get me ahead with the company. Trivial I know, but after the stress I had last summer it is much welcomed.

[Rico1304]

I found a lump on one of my bollocks last week. Had an ultrasound the other day and it's just an enlarged vein. I'm not going to die!

 

Was fucking frightening having it done though, felt sick as dog until he said it was nothing.

[Furmedge]

I had two lumps in my bollocks. I was relieved to find out that it was just my bollocks.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Went to buy some birthday cake today at 12:30, noticed the use by was up today, asked for discount, they said they don't reduce anything till 2pm. Hid it at the back of a shelf, went back at 2, got it for 15 quid less, lottery winning feeling right there.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Went to buy some birthday cake today at 12:30, noticed the use by was up today, asked for discount, they said they don't reduce anything till 2pm. Hid it at the back of a shelf, went back at 2, got it for 15 quid less, lottery winning feeling right there.

 

Fucking hell. £15 off a cake? That's some bitchin' cake, right there. Some bitchin', but likely a touch stale, cake.

[Champ]

Fucking hell. £15 off a cake? That's some bitchin' cake, right there. Some bitchin', but likely a touch stale, cake.

 

Are you sure this is a great idea?

[Rico1304]

I've just been to Birmingham, 3 hour meeting discussing a dull contract...anyway on the way back to the station I found a tenner on the pavement. What makes it better is someone else had spotted it but I was just a pace in front on him. I didn't notice or until I almost stepped on it, bent down and as I straightened up could see this bloke pass me looking gutted. Ha!

[Champ]

I've just been to Birmingham, 3 hour meeting discussing a dull contract...anyway on the way back to the station I found a tenner on the pavement. What makes it better is someone else had spotted it but I was just a pace in front on him. I didn't notice or until I almost stepped on it, bent down and as I straightened up could see this bloke pass me looking gutted. Ha!

 

Is that you on your to hand it in to the Police just now?

[Paulie Dangerously]

Bagging a bird with family in the south of France specifically the auntie and uncle with the holiday flat 5 minutes away from Cannes with the sea view.

 

Win