life Wins

[Bjornebye]

You win Bob. Another blowout?

[Bob]

Don't understand the question, stig, you big fucking legend.

[Bob]

Don't understand the question, stig, you big fucking legend.

[Rico1304]

Just got in from Sunday dinner at my mums. Had a few beers and went upstairs to get my dressing gown on, anticipating a beer or too in front of the telly. No beers in the fridge - gutted.

 

Remembered the bins need doing so drag them round the front, then remember the packaging from Izzy's bike is in the wife's car. Go back out, open the boot and find a bag of Peroni the wife forgot and left in the car!!

[Bjornebye]

Don't understand the question, stig, you big fucking legend.

I have no idea what I was on about there Bob. Must have been pissed and mis-read it

[Bjornebye]

Just got in from Sunday dinner at my mums. Had a few beers and went upstairs to get my dressing gown on, anticipating a beer or too in front of the telly. No beers in the fridge - gutted.

 

Remembered the bins need doing so drag them round the front, then remember the packaging from Izzy's bike is in the wife's car. Go back out, open the boot and find a bag of Peroni the wife forgot and left in the car!!

Boom

[Evelyn Tentions]

Not sure where to put this. Hope he gets away with it. 

 

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-38164590

 

Thief gets away with $1.6m bucket of gold flakes

 

Police are looking for a thief who managed to carry an 86lb (36kg) bucket of gold flakes worth $1.6m (£1.2m) off a truck in New York.

Surveillance video showed the theft happened in just 20 seconds while the armoured truck was briefly unattended.

The man struggled to carry the gold, taking an hour to lug his loot on a usually 10-minute walk, footage showed.

Authorities believe the man is hiding out in Florida's Orlando or Miami area, but he is still at large.

"I think he just saw an opportunity, took the pail and walked off," said NYPD Detective Martin Pastor, adding he believed the man had no idea what the bucket contained.

The gold was in an unmarked, sealed black metal bucket.

The suspect appeared to be loitering near the truck in busy Midtown Manhattan on 29 September when one of the guards left the truck to make a delivery.

A second guard stepped away to grab his mobile phone from the front seat of the truck when the thief seized the moment and made off with the bucket down West 48th Street.

The man is then seen on video carrying the five-gallon pail through the crowded streets of Manhattan, pausing to catch his breath from the weight of the gold, before he disappeared.

Police described the suspect as a Hispanic male, about 5ft 6in tall, 150lb and between 50 and 60 years old wearing a very large smile.

Haven't heard anything about him getting caught yet. Nice news story of the year, good on him.

[lifetime fan]

Vodafone wiping off £114 from my phone bill as I told them to d not used the internet abroad.

[Ginny]

Vodafone wiping off £114 from my phone bill as I told them to d not used the internet abroad.

 

 

Good lad

[Bjornebye]

Porn cheap on 3g in south africa? 

[Rico1304]

Vodafone wiping off £114 from my phone bill as I told them to d not used the internet abroad.

I went in a VF shop last week to upgrade and found out I'd been charged twice for Spotify. £140 refund - which was nice.

[lifetime fan]

 

They're still cunts.

[Furmedge]

 

They're still cunts.

Those Babestation phone lines are expensive though.

 

 

Or so I'm led to believe.

[Sputnik1]

Those Babestation phone lines are expensive though.

 

 

Or so I'm led to believe.

 

 

 

Not as bad as the bill I got for ringing stuttering sluts. 

[lifetime fan]

Those Babestation phone lines are expensive though.

 

 

Or so I'm led to believe.

Stig said exactly the same thing.

 

Think it was the only fortnight in 25 years I didn't have a wank.

 

By the end of the holiday it was more an attitude of 'do I have to'?

 

Talk about feast or famine.

[lifetime fan]

Not as bad as the bill I got for ringing stuttering sluts.

Class.

[Alan Sex]

Not as bad as the bill I got for ringing stuttering sluts.

 

Takes a while to get off when you ring Deaf Mute Divas as well.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Vodafone in a "Life Wins" thread, seriously. 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Homemade Bifteki and chips for Sunday dinner today...mmm 

[Furmedge]

Managing director needed a piece of work doing quickly for a union meeting today. He's just come back in and interrupted my meeting to tell me I've bailed him out of the shit big time.

 

My probation review is tomorrow.

[Lee909]

Buying a second hand xbox and finding the previous owner had not deleted the saved game files so i could still download loads of free games before deleting the profile

[Rocky Sullivan]

About 15 years ago my dad bought an N64 for a tenner from a jumble sale for when the grandkids visited and found £100 cash rolled up inside the cartridge slot. Which was nice.

 

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[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Bought a 5 pack of lindt 90% chocolate bars online. The 5 pack contained only 4 bars. I sent an email, and within an hour they had informed me that they had sent out another 5 pack by was of an apology.

[El Rojo]

Didn't get beaten up on my way to work this morning.

[Rico1304]

My Fitbit charge broke today, I got in touch with them and they are sending me a Fitbit Charge 2 free of charge. Emboldened by my success I contacted the makers of some pans I bought 10 years ago whose handles are a bit fucked and they are all being replaced under the life time guarantee.