Faith and Religion

[Rico1304]

Mother Teresa to be a saint, because she's been responsible for a miracle. in the 21st century.

[cloggypop]

Mother Teresa is a cunt.

[Jairzinho]

Tory cunt.

[Strontium]

Mother Torysow

[Jairzinho]

Mother Teresa May.

[njackets]

Things are getting out of hand, I propose a ban on all religion similar to the smoking ban, you can prey to whoever or whatever the fuck you want.

 

But you must do so behind closed doors! An outright ban on all promotion of Religion in schools, TV and everywhere else that is public.

 

I should be able to get out the Tube every day without having to worry that some sick cunt is going to blow me up. I'm not sure what or if this would have any impact on evil bastards killing people in the name of there religion but something has to happen as this problem is not going to go away.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

If religion were to disappear the mass media would just invent new ways to fear-monger, divide and conquer.

[njackets]

If religion were to disappear the mass media would just invent new ways to fear-monger, divide and conquer.

Not buying that mate, I've not read or seen the mass media tell me to go out and kill anyone in the name of any God.

[Strontium]

But you must do so behind closed doors! An outright ban on all promotion of Religion in schools, TV and everywhere else that is public.

 

There is very definitely a case for banning the Bible as hate speech.

 

For instance, if the BNP brought out a manifesto that mandated the death penalty for homosexuals, there's no question that criminal charges would be brought and the offending documents pulped.

 

However the Christians are allowed to promote this manifesto, not just in public, but in schools and the media.

 

In any case, I certainly would love to hear some arguments for why the Bible and other religious texts should receive special privileges that other hate speech is not afforded.

[Bjornebye]

I take it kids in primary school dont sing "hymns" in assembly anymore?

[njackets]

There is very definitely a case for banning the Bible as hate speech.

 

For instance, if the BNP brought out a manifesto that mandated the death penalty for homosexuals, there's no question that criminal charges would be brought and the offending documents pulped.

 

However the Christians are allowed to promote this manifesto, not just in public, but in schools and the media.

 

In any case, I certainly would love to hear some arguments for why the Bible and other religious texts should receive special privileges that other hate speech is not afforded.

Good point! You've actualy just made me change my mind a bit as I'm all for freedom of speech, maybe faith Schools should be banned then and anything tax payer/state funded to do with Religion should get banned.

 

They can start with fucking off Come And Praise on a Sunday, my license money funding shite like that!

[Dr Nowt]

I heard that one is funded directly from your own personal payment, merely to cause you maximum outrage.

 

Similarly disgusting is how YOUR tax payments every month house swan-murdering, AIDS-spreading, benefit raping dole scum from Eastern Europe.

 

We're going to hell in a handcart. You couldn't make it up.

[skend04]

Good point! You've actualy just made me change my mind a bit as I'm all for freedom of speech, maybe faith Schools should be banned then and anything tax payer/state funded to do with Religion should get banned.

 

They can start with fucking off Come And Praise on a Sunday, my license money funding shite like that!

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Things are getting out of hand, I propose a ban on all religion similar to the smoking ban, you can prey to whoever or whatever the fuck you want.

 

But you must do so behind closed doors! An outright ban on all promotion of Religion in schools, TV and everywhere else that is public.

 

I should be able to get out the Tube every day without having to worry that some sick cunt is going to blow me up. I'm not sure what or if this would have any impact on evil bastards killing people in the name of there religion but something has to happen as this problem is not going to go away.

We need to ban religion until, y'know, until we find out what's going on.

[PestiRed]

We need to ban religion until, y'know, until we find out what's going on.

A referendum on god's existence sounds fun

[Fowlers God]

A referendum on god's existence sounds fun

I agree. But everyone that voted in the referendum must try God first.

[Rico1304]

I agree. But everyone that voted in the referendum must try God first.

Which one?

[Chairman Meow]

Which one?

 

I thought there was supposed to only be one.

 

Just the different religions thought it would be fun to kick the shit out of each other for hundreds of years because they can't agree on what he wants. 

[setreal]

Well, they all agree that he wants money most of all.

[Jairzinho]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/p049v0dm/americas-hate-preachers

 

Great bunch of lads this lot.

[Strontium]

I love that they're described as "Hate Preachers" when they're just saying stuff that's in the Bible, because nearly nobody has the intellectual courage to take the tiny logical step of describing the Bible as hate speech.

[Rico1304]

A woman in Pakistan is having her final appeal in her blasphemy case, the punishment is death. International pressure means it looks like she'll get off and #hangasia is now trending as people are angry she won't be hanged. Fucking mental.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

A woman in Pakistan is having her final appeal in her blasphemy case, the punishment is death. International pressure means it looks like she'll get off and #hangasia is now trending as people are angry she won't be hanged. Fucking mental.

Good job Scousepirational isn't based in Pakistan.

 

[Evelyn Tentions]

There is very definitely a case for banning the Bible as hate speech.

 

For instance, if the BNP brought out a manifesto that mandated the death penalty for homosexuals, there's no question that criminal charges would be brought and the offending documents pulped.

 

However the Christians are allowed to promote this manifesto, not just in public, but in schools and the media.

 

In any case, I certainly would love to hear some arguments for why the Bible and other religious texts should receive special privileges that other hate speech is not afforded.

An old one, replying to one of the "The Bible says" nut jobs

 

The Laura Schlessinger Retort

 

Laura Schlessinger dispenses sex advice to people who call in to her

radio show. Recently, she said that as an observant Orthodox Jew

homosexuality is to her an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22

and cannot be condoned in any circumstance.

 

Dear Dr. Laura.

 

Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I

have learned a great deal from your radio show, and I try to share

that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to

defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them

that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of

debate.

 

I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some of the

specific Bible laws and how to follow them.

 

a) When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates

a pleasing odour for the Lord (Lev. 1:9). The problem is my

neighbours bitch to the zoning people. They claim the odour is not

pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

 

b.. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in

Exodus 21:7. What do you think would be a fair price for her? She's

18 and starting college. Will the slave buyer be required to

continue to pay for her education by law?

 

c) I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in

her period of menstrual uncleanliness (Lev. 15:19-24). The problem

is, how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offence

and threaten to call Human Resources.

 

d) Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and

female, provided they are purchased from neighbouring nations. A

friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not

Canadians. Can you clarify?

 

Why can't I own Canadians? Is there something wrong with them due to

the weather?

 

e) I have a neighbour who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus

35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally

obligated to kill him myself, or should this be a neighbourhood

improvement project? What is a good day to start? Should we begin

with small stones? Kind of lead up to it?

 

f) A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an

abomination (Lev. 11:10), it is a lesser abomination than

homosexuality. I don't agree. I mean, a shrimp just isn't the same

as a you-know-what. Can you settle this?

 

g) Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I

have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading

glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle

room here? Would contact lenses fall within some exception?

 

h) Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair

around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by

Lev.19:27. How should they die? The Mafia once took out Albert

Anastasia in a barbershop, but I'm not Catholic; is this ecumenical

thing a sign that it's ok?

 

i) I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes

me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

 

j) My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev. 19:19 by planting two

different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing

garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester

blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really

necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town

together to stone them? (Lev.24:10-16) Couldn't we just burn them to

death at a private family affair like we do with people who sleep

with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)

 

I know you have studied these things extensively, so I am confident

you can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is

eternal and unchanging.

[Evelyn Tentions]

Regarding f above

 

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Pious_Christians_Against_Shellfish

 

You couldn't make this shit up.