Tulisa

[Ginny]

Sooner or later some Libyans are coming in a VW camper for Meat.

 

They found me, I don't know how but they found me! ... run for it Marty!

[BONES]

I'd shit up her cunt!

 

 

Too far??!

[Pony Princess]

I'd make her wear a scuba suit and then I'd fart down the breathing pipe.

[The Dude Abides]

So I've just skimmed the last two pages.

 

I am disappoint ed

[Thants]

N-Dubz? I've heard of them, although I get them confused with a band from the 90s. I'm guessing they're R&B? X Factor - havent watched a second and don't read the tabloids. Why on earth would I know who the judges are??

If this is a glimpse into the other side, and frankly I'm happy in my bubble.

Do you believe me now Cain?

[Guest TK-421]

Had never heard of her until the Tulisa's Knickers episode.

[The Flâneur]

Average.

[Torvald Utne]

N-Dubz? I've heard of them, although I get them confused with a band from the 90s. I'm guessing they're R&B? X Factor - havent watched a second and don't read the tabloids. Why on earth would I know who the judges are??

If this is a glimpse into the other side, and frankly I'm happy in my bubble.

Do you believe me now Cain?

 

I got them confused with a band from the 90's too but I'd be surprised if we were thinking of the same lot...

 

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This thread is properly derailed now isn't it?

[kidney]

Chavtastic.

 

 

 

I like her pink lips.......

[Malarkey]

Average.

 

Very. I wouldn't go out my way.

[navbasi]

 

 

 

[Section_31]

I'd like to dress as an 18th Century British officer and use my leather gloves to slap the chav out of her. Then, I'd have her.

[md1892]

She's got knee's like the elephant man.

[The Flâneur]

She's Greek, so she's got about five years before she looks a massive bulldog.

[Pony Princess]

 

Her knees look like Alzina's clit. What the fuck is going on there?

[Remmie]

Anyone else not looking at her knees? I didn't even know she had knees because why would I be looking at them and not her stellar rack?

[diamondjoe]

Shape of that leper beside her.

[navbasi]

Anyone else not looking at her knees? I didn't even know she had knees because why would I be looking at them and not her stellar rack?

 

[Whelan]

[navbasi]

 

She's defo getting better with age and money!

[lifetime fan]

She's defo getting better with age and money!

 

The cheap slut with big tits look does it for me.

[Bogman]

 

 

 

 

 

I've been there.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Florida, that is.

 

Average.

[navbasi]

'It was so embarrassing': Tulisa left red-faced as sex toy starts vibrating in her bag at airport check-in

 

Tulisa has told of her embarrassment when a sex toy started vibrating in her bag at airport check-in. The X Factor judge was on her way home to London from Miami when the device went off. Despite being left redfaced, the 23-year-old decided to tell her 1.6 million Twitter followers about the incident.

 

She said: 'Most cringe moment of my life..checkin in 'Mam..ur suitcase is vibrating..can u open ur case n turn what eva that is off'..just kill me.' She then revealed there was a Rampant Rabbit inside her suitcase.

 

 

'It was so embarrassing': Tulisa left red-faced as sex toy starts vibrating in her bag at airport check-in | Mail Online

[Trumo]

Despite being left redfaced, the 23-year-old decided to tell her 1.6 million Twitter followers about the incident.

 

Why, was she using it at the time?

[toneloc]

Her knees look like Alzina's clit. What the fuck is going on there?

 

haha - who the hell is Alzina ?