Frigid bitch

[Croque Monsieur]

I agree with Melons, it seems like there's something else going on here.

 

Then again, what I know about women could be written on the back of a stamp in very large letters.

[lifetime fan]

Yeah, cause a 'tickle of the clit' will always get a woman in the mood.

 

You do realise women get turned on in different ways to men, don't you?

 

 

 

 

 

Get up early, have a wank and deal with it. Or, get up early bring her breakfast in bed then try your luck.

 

Hang on I know this one.

 

It's melt a galaxy over your cock isn't it?

[Jim MM]

I don't get it, how don't you know someone isn't on your sexual wave length by the time you get married?

 

 

I did actually think you'd spend more than 30 seconds down there, i'm still standing by the fact you've got to stimulate some women mentally over then just a bit of a play down there.

 

 

Now you mention that its been going on for a long time that throws the spanner in the works, or rather the simon factor. There'll be a reason for it, find out the reason and deal with it, if you can't and feel strongly enough about it decide what path you want to go down, an affair is messy. One night stands risk yours and her health, the other is to end the marriage - non are simple options.

 

That'll be because she's married.

[Furmedge]

Maybe she's just fucking somebody with a bigger dick?

[Guest San Don]

I don't get it, how don't you know someone isn't on your sexual wave length by the time you get married?

 

 

I did actually think you'd spend more than 30 seconds down there, i'm still standing by the fact you've got to stimulate some women mentally over then just a bit of a play down there.

 

 

Now you mention that its been going on for a long time that throws the spanner in the works, or rather the simon factor. There'll be a reason for it, find out the reason and deal with it, if you can't and feel strongly enough about it decide what path you want to go down, an affair is messy. One night stands risk yours and her health, the other is to end the marriage - non are simple options.

 

Er, because like a lot of women, they are up for a good bit of sex before marriage then go frigid almost immediately after the wedding!?

 

There's no fucking reason for it. We agreed (note I didnt say 'I') she didnt need to go out to work if she didnt want to anymore as we are now quite comfortably off.

 

She pay the fucking dog more attention.

[dennis tooth]

You should deffo find somewhere else if she's not putting out, whats the point, 'companionship'? Fuck that.

Its easier if you get with one of their mates, dont tell her though that would be cruel, best keep it to yourself.

[Champ]

 

There's no fucking reason for it. We agreed (note I didnt say 'I') she didnt need to go out to work if she didnt want to anymore as we are now quite comfortably off.

 

 

But you wrote this for a reason....

[melons]

I had the same problem with my husband, he went frigid a few years after we married. Turns out he was fucking other women.

 

 

 

 

Where did i mention work?

 

 

 

In the mean time, well until you decide what route you're going to take....

 

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[lifetime fan]

I had the same problem with my husband, he went frigid a few years after we married. Turns out he was fucking other women.

 

 

 

 

Where did i mention work?

 

 

 

In the mean time, well until you decide what route you're going to take....

 

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Fucking hell Melons, if he ain't getting any at home it still shouldn't cost him.

 

A jam jar of liver is better than that shite.

[Juniper]

I listened to Mrs Juniper last night for about 4hours about her troubles and worries in life and at work, over a few drinks, Chocolate and laughs at ours.

 

(Not cause I was after anything, genuinely do care as she's fucking great).

 

It seemed to do the trick as we were up till 4am in the bedroom. Christ, if those Walls could talk (although the neighbours probably will).

 

Have a good chat with her, pile a load of alcohol into the mix = Result.

 

Women aren't shagging machines. Speak to her and see whats up.

Edited November 19, 2011 by Juniper

[liverpoolsno9]

Perhaps it could be because your a bit of a knob.

[Furmedge]

 

A jam jar of liver is better than that shite.

 

And you know this how?

[Champ]

I listened to Mrs Juniper last night for about 4hours about her troubles and worries in life and at work, over a few drinks, Chocolate and laughs at ours.

 

(Not cause I was after anything, genuinely do care as she's fucking great).

 

It seemed to do the trick as we were up till 4am in the bedroom. Christ, if those Walls could talk (although the neighbours probably will).

 

Have a good chat with her, pile a load of alcohol into the mix = Result.

 

Women aren't shagging machines. Speak to her and see whats up.

The man's right. Talking's good. The 'try and ignore it / just get on with it' option is probably what most of us do most of the time when 'things aren't right' but things dont usually just get better by themselves. You just have to be prepared for the response... but it sounds like you might have reached that point....

[Kevin D]

I listened to Mrs Juniper last night for about 4hours about her troubles and worries in life and at work, over a few drinks, Chocolate and laughs at ours.

 

(Not cause I was after anything, genuinely do care as she's fucking great).

 

It seemed to do the trick as we were up till 4am in the bedroom. Christ, if those Walls could talk (although the neighbours probably will).

 

Have a good chat with her, pile a load of alcohol into the mix = Result.

 

Women aren't shagging machines. Speak to her and see whats up.

 

If you're being coerced, or monitored, I want you to include the phrase "flank two position" in your next post.

[Juniper]

 

If you're being coerced, or monitored, I want you to include the phrase "flank two position" in your next post.

 

No, she's great. Luckiest man alive.

 

*checks to see if she's watching*

[lifetime fan]

And you know this how?

 

Marriage.

[Guest davelfc]

Two words..

 

Conjugal rights

[Guest davelfc]

I listened to Mrs Juniper last night for about 4hours about her troubles and worries in life and at work.

 

You can see why most men seek out porn can't you. I don't think I've actually listened to any women for 4 hour total in my entire life, I mean if you collected all the times they've spoken at me and added it up when I was listening it wouldn't equate to half of that.

 

Sure I've nodded and feigned interest in the minutiae of their trivial day, I've been very convincing. But if I had to actually listen for four hours I think I'd rather stab myself in the ears with rusty forks or hold my head under water until life ebbed away from my body.

 

I liken 'listening' to them as I would the TV when busy doing something else, I am aware it's on and it makes a noise. But don't expect me to register what happened.

 

Anyway, that's why I went out with a german bird for three years and still only know how to order beer in german.

[md1892]

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[Kevin D]

You can see why most men seek out porn can't you. I don't think I've actually listened to any women for 4 hour total in my entire life, I mean if you collected all the times they've spoken at me and added it up when I was listening it wouldn't equate to half of that.

 

Sure I've nodded and feigned interest in the minutiae of their trivial day, I've been very convincing. But if I had to actually listen for four hours I think I'd rather stab myself in the ears with rusty forks or hold my head under water until life ebbed away from my body.

 

I liken 'listening' to them as I would the TV when busy doing something else, I am aware it's on and it makes a noise. But don't expect me to register what happened.

 

Anyway, that's why I went out with a german bird for three years and still only know how to order beer in german.

 

Just rereading his posts and it's pretty clear that he's suffering from Post-traumatic stress disorder after those, surely, hellacious four hours.

[Juniper]

And thats sound and all, but it's maybe the difference between getting a good night as aposed to sat wanking over porn, over a situation that will never happen as you can't turn your own missuis on, a guilty conscience after you've blown your load into a cold tissue in an empty room.

 

Think about it.

 

And I never said I was at it for four hours straight, the fuck you think I am, Sting?.

 

Bollocks to that. Anyone wants to moan about things without trying out alternatives or treating your lady like a human being then I have no sympathy towards you.

 

Get balls deep.

[cochcaer]

I don't think I've actually listened to any women for 4 hour total in my entire life, I mean if you collected all the times they've spoken at me and added it up when I was listening it wouldn't equate to half of that.

 

Aye, most guys master the art of switching off and nodding in the right places. A right cunt when they ask 'what did I just say?'.

[The Acolyte]

Are you saying that your birds mood has now changed and the thought of sex with you makes her gag?

Does someone else want to tell him?

[King Emlyn]

If you're not getting any at home then go and get it somewhere else. It's not rocket science.

[Pony Princess]

If pornography - particularly Max Hardcore has taught me anything, which it has, if she doesn't get warmed up with a radio-tuning of her nips and a flick of the clit, lube her up with spit.