The GF Marmite Thread

[General Dryness]

Salad??? Sick bastard.

 

Salad. Do you know that bit in the first series of "I'm Alan Partridge" when Michael the geordie says something and Alan doesn't understand him and says "That was just a noise."

 

Thats how I regard salad on my plate. Just a noise.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Salad??? Sick bastard.

Without salad a wrap is as flat as a witches tit

[aRdja]

Vegemite is a lot better than marmite.

[RJ Fan club]

Vegemite is a lot better than marmite.

Trolls are not even subtle these days.

 

If you're going to steam in, at least make it mildly believable

[aRdja]

I'm not trolling, marmite is way too sweet

[General Dryness]

I'm not trolling, marmite is way too sweet

Read the jar. If it says "Nutella ", you're doing it wrong.

[Paul]

I'm not trolling, marmite is way too sweet

Sweet? Mate, you need to get to the quack because you've got a serious problem with your tastebuds.

[aRdja]

In comparison to Vegemite it is. I promise.

[Lee909]

Vegimate is crap. Its like eating grit

[Paul]

In comparison to Vegemite it is. I promise.

Marmite isn't sweet in any context. It might be less salty or less umami than other things, but it's not sweet. Chocolate and sugar are sweet. Marmite isn't.

[Remmie]

I think he means the texture of marmite is syrupy but sweet? Whatchoo talkin about Willis?

[Lee909]

Marmite is great

Vegimite is like grit mixed into tar

[Remmie]

Papa Johns are apparently doing a marmite stuffed crust. Can't stand shitty Papa Johns but have to admit to being bicurious about this

[Nunavut Patrick]

1 hour ago, Remmie said:

Papa Johns are apparently doing a marmite stuffed crust. Can't stand shitty Papa Johns but have to admit to being bicurious about this

Time and place for everything and the place for Marmite is not stuffed into a pizza crust. 

[Strontium]

I think it's great that Papa Johns have found a way to effectively recycle diarrhoea.

[Remmie]

Marmite Easter jar. Was gurtlush, lid. 

[Remmie]

Officially a fan of Marmite peanut butter, I like that it's a bit different to when I mix the 2 'manually'. 

[Paul]

10 hours ago, Remmie said:

Officially a fan of Marmite peanut butter, I like that it's a bit different to when I mix the 2 'manually'. 

Interesting. I don’t like it. The peanut butter is weird in it. Can’t explain why; just a bit chemical tasting. I’m sticking with my personal Skippy Extra-Crunchy/Marmite XO* combo. 
 

 

 

*It’s back!!!

[Bobby Hundreds]

I buy a jar of marmite purely to dip peperamis in and that's it. Can't stand the stuff spread on anything.

[Remmie]

1 hour ago, Paul said:

Interesting. I don’t like it. The peanut butter is weird in it. Can’t explain why; just a bit chemical tasting. I’m sticking with my personal Skippy Extra-Crunchy/Marmite XO* combo. 
 

 

 

*It’s back!!!

To be honest your combo does sound better.

 

It riles me that smooth peanut butter is even an option

[Paulie Dangerously]

1 hour ago, Paul said:

Interesting. I don’t like it. The peanut butter is weird in it. Can’t explain why; just a bit chemical tasting. I’m sticking with my personal Skippy Extra-Crunchy/Marmite XO* combo. 
 

 

 

*It’s back!!!

The prebought mix is ok. I think they pandered to the marmite casuals and didn't put enough in. 

 

I make it myself with lashings of both. It's dreamy. 

[Paul]

22 hours ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

The prebought mix is ok. I think they pandered to the marmite casuals and didn't put enough in. 

 

I make it myself with lashings of both. It's dreamy. 

“Marmite casuals”! Very good. 

[Remmie]

As a big marmite guy, even I think this is going a bit far:

 

 

I mean who even uses Lynx any more? 

[Tony Moanero]

2 hours ago, Remmie said:

As a big marmite guy, even I think this is going a bit far:

 

 

Fucking hell, I don’t believe it! I’ve been using Marmite as a Fragrance for years, knew I should have gone on Dragons’ Den. Shower, shave, splash of Hai Karate and smear the bollocks with Marmite.

[Bjornebye]

3 hours ago, Remmie said:

As a big marmite guy, even I think this is going a bit far:

 

 

I mean who even uses Lynx any more? 

You know full well this the exact deodorant Bradley Murdoch uses