The Official Cricket Thread

[Mudface]

You'd think. Two wickets needed and 22 overs to see out.

[Jairzinho]

They've been utterly thick as shit in this test.

[Gnasher]

The umpires blind. Nowhere near the bat.

[Jairzinho]

Atrocious from the umpire.

[Rico1304]

1 minute ago, Gnasher said:

The umpires blind. Nowhere near the bat.

Easy from here. 

[Colt Seavers]

Question...if there is a bad decision like that where he has given him out caught, but then lbw is umpires call, which way does umpires call go?

I'm guessing it's out but umpire didn't give him lbw....anyone know?

[Jairzinho]

Almost done. A few of the Windies don't seem arsed.

[sir roger]

Nice catch , looking forward to the decider

[Rico1304]

Brilliant grab, the second movement was lightening. 

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

41 minutes ago, Rico1304 said:

Brilliant grab, the second movement was lightening. 

A good little 'un will always move quicker than a good big 'un.

[sir roger]

2 hours ago, Jarvinja Ilnow said:

A good little 'un will always move quicker than a good big 'un.

Tried that line on a few young ladies over the years , with mixed results.

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

45 minutes ago, sir roger said:

Tried that line on a few young ladies over the years , with mixed results.

No one ever got knighted be being a cunt, did they?

[Jairzinho]

Got a great action Cornwall. Helps when the ball is like a fucking golf ball in your hand.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

3 minutes ago, Jairzinho said:

Got a great action Cornwall. Helps when the ball is like a fucking golf ball in your hand.

 

He's one massive unit. 

[mgw100]

17 minutes ago, Jairzinho said:

Got a great action Cornwall. Helps when the ball is like a fucking golf ball in your hand.

He really does. Looks inconsistent but sharp turn when he gets it right

[mgw100]

i wonder if he fields at slip because he is good at catching or just on a humanitarian basis

[sir roger]

He's the size of Cornwall

[Jairzinho]

Well, that was dim.

[sir roger]

Very poor.

 

Funnily enough I was going to post about how shit the throwing at the wickets has been in the series  just before that happened.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

I obviousl want England to win but it would be good for Cricket if the Windies can finally win a aeries away from home. Might give them the belief which has been missing over the last decade. It might also show the selectors that this current England squad needs improving in most areas. This series has just highlighted that both teams have problems in the batting line ups but not so much in the bowling department. 

[Jairzinho]

Decent delivery that.

[mgw100]

Cornwall seems to be a bad-ball-every-over type

[Jairzinho]

1 minute ago, mgw100 said:

Cornwall seems to be a bad-ball-every-over type

A pie, if you will.

[Stickman]

Cornwall reminds me of Whisper out of Live and Let Die 

 

[mgw100]

Fatty can catch