Gimp XI

[Magic Sponge]

Sorry chauncey, I'm afraid xerxes won't be playing in that side. He's too busy gaining traction in the executive suite with West Brom officials.

[Bjornebye]

No Tony Manero????

[Lee909]

So many Gimps so few places in the starting XI

[Captain Turdseye]

No Tony Manero????

 

You're nominating yourself????

[Redder Lurtz]

MAN DOWN, REPEAT: MAN DOWN.

 

The transfer activity in this team is becoming Redknapp-esque.

 

We can't even slot Glock in because he's gone on a free too. Rafa Shankly is currently bottom of the rep list, any advances?

[thompsonsnose]

MAN DOWN, REPEAT: MAN DOWN.

 

The transfer activity in this team is becoming Redknapp-esque.

 

We can't even slot Glock in because he's gone on a free too. Rafa Shankly is currently bottom of the rep list, any advances?

 

Ive got me boots in the car boss...

[Carvalho Diablo]

It's almost a shame that Nantwich Nige has gone. If your behind and need to bring on a big man up front, she's your fella.

[stringvest]

Chauncey needs an MBE for this stuff. Tremendous. I think we need another one soon, as we're swimming in a sea of gimps.

[Redder Lurtz]

Started the thread as a bit of a laugh - Chauncey made it fucking legendary.

[Magic Sponge]

There's a few people slobbering at the managers door.

[Red Banjo]

The revised Gimp XI from Chauncey is quite possibly the greatest post in the history of the internet.

 

I was belly laughing all the way through the write up too. Absolutely immense.

 

"Classic small man-smaller man combo" had the tears rolling down my cheeks.

 

Its a shame i can only rep that once. Im annoyed that post is 2 months old and thats the first time ive seen it, but it was worth the wait. Utter classic.

[Sugar Ape]

Since MajesticSuarez only likes to put people in formations that are already here, I thought I'd bump this.

 

This is the formation I think the forum gimps will use next season. They have real strength in the fullback and wide areas. Antynwa has been anonymous of late but I'm sure he'll come back into form and Rafa Shankly is remarkably consistent on the other side whilst further up the field JermainePennant and MajesticSuarez display fantastic dribbling skills.

 

[The Golden Eel]

Haha, that's class

[Lee909]

Not sure how quick that LCB will be in skinny jeans and winkle pickers

[dennis tooth]

Whatever happend to that mypost think his career ending injury was Roy Hodgson's sacking, he only posted on here during Roy's reign predicting great things then slipped away quietly afterward.

[FrenchEyeGlass]

Fuck off! Why have I been dropped?! I thought I put in some good performances!

[Guest LFD]

Xerxes really holds that side together with his experience. He's reliable and never disappoints, you need people like like to perform week in, week out!

[King Gheedorah]

Whatever happend to that mypost think his career ending injury was Roy Hodgson's sacking, he only posted on here during Roy's reign predicting great things then slipped away quietly afterward.

 

Dennis my dude.

 

Mypost is likely to be one of these motherfuckers already in the lineup.

[FrenchEyeGlass]

Xerxes really holds that side together with his experience. He's reliable and never disappoints, you need people like like to perform week in, week out!

 

He is a good player in full.

[General Dryness]

That central midfield shouldn't be underestimated. I will call it "The Axis of Spastic". Creatwattery galore there.

[polymerpunkah]

Buy low and sell high.

 

It's mongy-ball.

[jsims]

Hahahahaaha

 

Only a gimp would sit at his computer and actually spend time creating that Ape. Put yourself down as manager.

[MajesticSuarez]

Hahahahaaha

 

Only a gimp would sit at his computer and actually spend time creating that Ape. Put yourself down as manager.

 

I agree.

[Lee909]

Hahahahaaha

 

Only a gimp would sit at his computer and actually spend time creating that Ape. Put yourself down as manager.

 

I agree.

 

 

Early signs of the partnership forming

[Sugar Ape]

Early signs of the partnership forming

 

They know each others game inside out, a modern day SAS. Spastic and Subnormal.