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Has the photo gone? Please tell me that it's my shitty Internet, because it would be a crime if a legendary post which belongs to the ages was undermined by some bullshit.

 

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I would love to see Gimp XI versus Fart Sniffers FC. The battle to end all battles. Giant killing aplenty, ooh.

 

A little from column A, a little from column B/

 

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I've always thought SCOUSER17UK was a very fortunate to have have gone down in the annals of TLW history seeing as I've never heard of him. What are his/her credentials?

 

Overhyped too young and like Freddy Adu just couldn't live with the expectation.

 

Currently peddling his trade in the lower leagues, namely the Gumtree customer review discussion forum.

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Funnneeeee is showing world-class fuckwittery year after year. What a scout chauncey was. The transfer gimp committee could do with someone like him right now.

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Captain silverlining’s legs have long gone but retains his place having graciously agreed a pay-as-you-play one year deal. His new partner at CB is Durango, a gimp for whom the descriptions Lard of the Rings, chaircrushing human greasegun, and PURE CUNT WITH LASHINGS OF FUCK OFF FAT BASTARD are regularly ascribed. His critics are less kind.

 

A blend of youth and experience in defence is provided by the promotion of SCOUSER17UK and FrenchEyeGlass. The former has endured a shaky introduction to gimp life, having – by his own admission – struggled with the language. FEG has been knocking on the dungeon door for years and this stoic commitment to remaining ‘in the red’ has paid off.Congratulations, son.

 

 

Red Nick was a controversial omission last season but earned his starting berth with some stellar performances in the MF. A loose cannon, what he lacks in nuance Nick makes up for in bona fide, 110% certifiable shoulderchewing mental illness. Unplayable on his day but, for the love of God, never approach this gimp in the showers.Funnneeeee, Antynwa, Code72 and celeryBADboy (the autist formerly known as simon) are all established first-team gimps; the 'split spine' of the side – the spina bifida.

 

 

Big money signing FanchesterCity blew a hole in dave u’s budget luring him from Bluemoon but he links effortlessly up front with veteran xerxes. An unconventional small man-smaller man combo, these two browbeat opposition defences with their mix of haughty condescension and humourless cuntfuckery. xerxes favours the long game and will attack balls in the ayre all day, night, week, month and tax year long.There’s been a lot made of the questionable call to jettison BringBackBiscan, especially at a time when TLW is woefully gimpless. The guy had everything in his locker to be a world-class WUM but for various reasons (turning up drunk; sectarianism; psychopathy) he was never going to make it here. He goes with our best wishes and on the understanding that if he is to return, he needs to change his style.

Iconic.

 

As long as this forum stands, this will kill me.

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Thank you, Chauncey.

 

That photo of Durango, and the Xeres description, is the greatest thing I have ever seen in my entire life.

 

And that PB15 video, too.

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