Gimp XI

[Dr Nowt]

We gotta agree to disagree I'm afraid.

Typical football supporter's mindless post.

 

Happy to differ.

[ZonkoVille77]

These 11s are typical LFC teams, inexperienced players with potential.We need some proven gimps who have done it consistently.

 

Jairzinho, Dr Nowt, Verbal Diarrhea, Russ Atmosphere, Bjorenebe, thompsonsnose, Tony Moanero and Zonkoville77 should be starters.Theres a few others with big potential but these are star gimps.

I can't even begin to describe the length of the horn I've just gotten after reading that. My blood vessels are fucking throbbing.

This thread has unexpectedly elevated into the best thread to masterbate to on here, and there's serious competition to get to that status.

[Bjornebye]

If you spell my name right , promise to tweet me before matches JP?

[JermainePennant]

What happened to Major Tom?

I've seen him on Twitter, he pmd me once saying how he thought I talked sense and said to ignore the others who talk shite.Im guessing he left because he was sick of being abused for giving an opinion.

[Jairzinho]

I've seen him on Twitter, he pmd me once saying how he thought I talked sense and said to ignore the others who talk shite.Im guessing he left because he was sick of being abused for giving an opinion.

 

That's got to be right up there with seeing Gary Neville agree with you, no?

[setreal]

[Dr Nowt]

I've seen him on Twitter, he pmd me once saying how he thought I talked sense and said to ignore the others who talk shite.Im guessing he left because he was sick of being abused for giving an opinion.

He PM'd me to say you and your chums would be the perfect choice to look after the Gimp XI youth team, mate.

 

He had then crossed out "look after" and added "mercilessly nonce up", but I presume he meant to say something about you being unbelievably ace and just misspelled it.

[ZonkoVille77]

I've seen him on Twitter, he pmd me once saying how he thought I talked sense and said to ignore the others who talk shite.Im guessing he left because he was sick of being abused for giving an opinion.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

fucking hell. You need help to deal with your narcissism.

[Pureblood]

Brilliant stuff from JP!

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

These 11s are typical LFC teams, inexperienced players with potential.We need some proven gimps who have done it consistently.

Jairzinho, Dr Nowt, Verbal Diarrhea, Russ Atmosphere, Bjorenebe, thompsonsnose, Tony Moanero and Zonkoville77 should be starters.Theres a few others with big potential but these are star gimps.

Thanks mate, I feel I was overdue the recognition.

[Denny Crane]

I've seen him on Twitter, he pmd me once saying how he thought I talked sense and said to ignore the others who talk shite.Im guessing he left because he was sick of being abused for giving an opinion.

You're my bhoy JP I hope you praised his great character.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

I've seen him on Twitter, he pmd me once saying how he thought I talked sense and said to ignore the others who talk shite.Im guessing he left because he was sick of being abused for giving an opinion.

Some peoples opinions are like arseholes though, full of shit. Not you mate, not now, not after your kind nomination. I feel we can be friends buddy, or even buddies friend ?

[deiseach]

Dr Nowt hung up his ball gag when he ditched Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper. 

[stringvest]

I think JP and MT definitely sing from the same round cornered hymnsheet. A match made in heaven. The Keegan and Toshack of the age.

[Dr Nowt]

Dr Nowt hung up his ball gag when he ditched Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper.

A sad day for everyone in the fetish cellar.

[deiseach]

A sad day for everyone in the fetish cellar.

 

I heard they erected the LBWC Gates outside the kennel in your honour.

[Dr Nowt]

I heard they erected the LBWC Gates outside the kennel in your honour.

Only to be expected for such a loyal slave, I mean servant, to the club.

[Furmedge]

If you spell my name right , promise to tweet me before matches JP?

Another twist of the knife in a shitty month for you now. Only one thing for it, more tinder conquests.

 

*Heads over to Date Thread and Pray for Stig in hopeful anticipation*

[Em City]

The biggest gimp in this place namechecking some of the best posters...top trolling. Mong on, JP.

[scudger99]

Some of the monging I see on here seems to have so much effort put into it, but JP mongs his way along effortlessly, it's so natural to him.  I could almost be envious.  They say that the cream always rises to the top.  They also say that shite floats.

Either or both could apply to him.

Shine on JP, almost mong royalty.

[TheHowieLama]

Wait - Flakey is in the side and I am not???

 

What?

[Arl arse]

I didn't even make the bench, me the one who stays behind night after night putting in hours upon hours of practice relentlessly negging the fuck out of him.

[JermainePennant]

I didn't even make the bench, me the one who stays behind night after night putting in hours upon hours of practice relentlessly negging the fuck out of him.

I forgot magicrat aswell and he is captain fantastic, some names are similar and some don't have avatars so I get some mixed up.I used to think Magicrat and Russ Atmosphere talked sense at times and they wouldn't have got in my eleven, over the last few months I've realised I mixed them up with moof and Trumo and was giving them credit for posts which were not written by them.

 

As Elm city said they are some of the best posters and it is banter on my side anyway for most of them, I'm surprised a few of them are not on Twitter with thousands of followers promoting betting sites.

[Arl arse]

I forgot magicrat aswell and he is captain fantastic, some names are similar and some don't have avatars so I get some mixed up.I used to think Magicrat and Russ Atmosphere talked sense at times and they wouldn't have got in my eleven, over the last few months I've realised I mixed them up with moof and Trumo and was giving them credit for posts which were not written by them.

As Elm city said they are some of the best posters and it is banter on my side anyway for most of them, I'm surprised a few of them are not on Twitter with thousands of followers promoting betting sites.

Not good enough gaffer, I want to be at a club where they value my efforts and appreciate my work rate, not stuck here in the stiffs where the manager can't even remember my name.

 

Consider this my official transfer request, my agent will be in touch. Cunt!

[scudger99]

I forgot magicrat aswell and he is captain fantastic, some names are similar and some don't have avatars so I get some mixed up.I used to think Magicrat and Russ Atmosphere talked sense at times and they wouldn't have got in my eleven, over the last few months I've realised I mixed them up with moof and Trumo and was giving them credit for posts which were not written by them.

 

As Elm city said they are some of the best posters and it is banter on my side anyway for most of them, I'm surprised a few of them are not on Twitter with thousands of followers promoting betting sites.

Fair play ya mad cunt.