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Lets look at the evidence:

 

- Passionate about cooking

- Spends a lot of time helping children (mostly boys)

- Enjoys the work of Andrew Lloyd Webber

- Perfectly groomed coiffure

- Unable to bring his wife to orgasm as he loves the cock

 

 

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And another feltching foodie, the lovely Ainsley. Bit of an obvious one, but he's denied he licks the other side of the stamp so many times. C'mon mate, you're obviously a big gay man and you should come out and enjoy being a big gay man. I can see a dale winton happening here - years and years of denial then a crashing realization and tabloid exclusives as he admits he plays the meat-flute.

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Clif Richard. Come on now cliff you've had fame since you were a young boy and you have squandered the only worthwhile opportunities that come with fame, mainly being the ones of walking into any club and every single woman willing to drop to their knees because fame is like catnip to them.

 

Russel Brand As a lowly MTV reporter would have a que forming in club toilets of women wanting to suck his cock, cliff has been linked to sue barker. If cliff isn't gay then shame on him, he's had the golden ticket for 50 years.

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Can't believe nobody has put forward this obvious pork sword swallower. Lets examine the evidence.

 

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A quick look at this photo should tell us all we need to know. It's obvious that he's had plenty of experience at cleaning the bishops head.

 

Did a runner from the Royal Navy with his mate around the time they started to allow women in.

 

Privately educated all his life in all boys schools.

 

Opted for a career in the theater and had his own company.

 

Currently has a play on aptly named 'Jersey Boys'

 

It's common knowledge his wife Sophie can often be heard crying in Buckingham Palace, 'oh Edward, why wont you take me up the Gary Glitter'

 

Oh aye, Eddie defo likes to spend the pink pound.

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