Things to do in Middlesbrough when the future Mrs S, thankfully, isn't dead?

[brucespanner]

As the title of the thread suggests I'm in Middlesbrough for what may be a few weeks after the future Mrs S had quite a bad accident, she's doing ok but is going to need a quite a bit of recuperation, and physio, to get her back to the goddess she is.

 

With visiting hours limited so she can rest her pretty little head I'm going to be stuck for things to do of an eve, this is where you come in. Can anybody recommend anything to do in this shithole that doesn't involving getting pissed constantly?

 

I've had two thought, mix with the natives or hari Kari. Neither of these are ideal so any help would be welcome.

[Anubis]

Breathe smog.

[Furmedge]

Buy a house for about a fiver.

 

Fucking. Shithole.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Get a brass.

[Brownie]

I live not far from 'Boro and it's sound. The horror stories are a load of bullshit, I mean i'm from Huyton for fucks sake!

 

With regards things to do, Yarm is good for a pint and has some nice restaurants too.

 

If you like a bit of culture there's a village called Great Ayton where Captain Cook was born; some good little places there and it's lovely, not sure about winter time though, I usually go there in the summer.

 

It's the same as anywhere really with the usual leisure options.

[Brownie]

The Sutton Arms in Elton is a nice place to grab some food. Rosebery Topping is a mountain in Guisborough which gives boss views.

[Elmyn Noos]

I've been through Middlesbrough but thankfully never had to stop. I would suggest giving your missus a kiss on the cheek, leaving her some grapes, crossing your fingers for her, and heading south to Leeds for a few weeks.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Brownie is wrong and Noos is right...there's absolutely fuck all to do in Middlesbrough apart from getting shit-faced and totting up the number of petrol drinking, 6 toed child molesters making their ways back and forth from the dole.

 

Don't get hooked on crack by way of numbing your senses.

[brucespanner]

I've just been for a wander in the locality.

 

Four fucking chip shops next door to each other, not pizza, kebab and Indian, but proper fish and chip shops right next door to each other! What the fuck, are they lives so miserable that all they do is eat fucking chips? I'm in the suburbs as well, which makes it worse as there's a fuck load of oddities knocking about.

 

She'd better get transfered somewhere the phone book doesn't only contain one surname!

[PestiRed]

Don't, whatever happens, accidentally wander into Stockton. It makes Middlesbrough look like paradise

[Carvalho Diablo]

Don't, whatever happens, accidentally wander into Stockton. It makes Middlesbrough look like paradise

 

I shafted a bunch of Stockton hewwers in my time, and they've all been fucking crackers.

 

As in "mental".

 

6 toed petrol drinkers.

[PestiRed]

I shafted a bunch of Stockton hewwers in my time, and they've all been fucking crackers.

 

As in "mental".

 

6 toed petrol drinkers.

 

My experience of Stockton comes from seeing a bird. Completely mental & a car crash of a relationship. But for a while you go back for more as they are mental in bed as well

[Anubis]

Four fucking chip shops next door to each other, not pizza, kebab and Indian, but proper fish and chip shops right next door to each other!

 

That's what Brownie meant by "some nice restaurants."

[RJ Fan club]

Suicide?

[Mr. Beast]

Laser Quest

[VladimirIlyich]

Dwarf throwing?

[Lee909]

Jesus

Just had a look for you,i think Seppuku is the way to go

 

Things To Do in Middlesbrough – Tourist Attractions, Nightlife, Restaurants, Shopping and Activities

[brucespanner]

Cheers chaps, rep will be bestowed when I get on a proper pc.

 

She has a bleed on the brain which has caused massive memory loss and dreams and reality to become blurred. She's gonna be ok, it's just a matter of time before her brain stops wobbling. She's a naturally funny girl anyway, I know a rare breed, but because she's not guarded with what she's saying she's hilarious, that's helping a lot!

 

My god Middlesbrough is a ficking dive!!!

[Lee909]

Sounds terrible

Hope she has a speedy recovery.

[brucespanner]

Sounds terrible

Hope she has a speedy recovery.

 

It's bad, but she's ok thank god.

 

It looks like a couple of months of picnics in the recovery room, jigsaws, films in bed and candle lit meals, sounds ace!

 

It's gonna take a while but she'll be back to herself before we know it.

[Kevin D]

As the title of the thread suggests I'm in Middlesbrough for what may be a few weeks after the future Mrs S had quite a bad accident, she's doing ok but is going to need a quite a bit of recuperation, and physio, to get her back to the goddess she is.

 

With visiting hours limited so she can rest her pretty little head I'm going to be stuck for things to do of an eve, this is where you come in. Can anybody recommend anything to do in this shithole that doesn't involving getting pissed constantly?

 

I've had two thought, mix with the natives or hari Kari. Neither of these are ideal so any help would be welcome.

 

Declare victory and get out.

[VladimirIlyich]

Best of luck in her recovery.

 

Hopefully she'll forget how big a shithole smoggyland was soon enough.

[brucespanner]

Best of luck in her recovery.

 

Hopefully she'll forget how big a shithole smoggyland was soon enough.

 

Thankfully she hasn't got a clue where she is, she'd go spare if she realised she was so close to monkey hangers!

[Anubis]

Best wishes for her recovery.

[Brownie]

Where do you all live then?