Who's had the snip?

[Champ]

It's the pain I carry for unearthly sexiness.

 

It's not a constant thing although I believe some poor bastards do suffer from this all the time.

Who does?

What do I know about any of this but you shouldn't be settling for this. Get back to the docs, see another doc, do something

[Stouffer]

Who does?

What do I know about any of this but you shouldn't be settling for this. Get back to the docs, see another doc, do something

I have seen a couple of doctors but the advice was the same; reversal, redo the procedure or pain management. From what I've read you can also have the nerves removed (I can't even imagine what horrors that involves).

 

No way am I having it done again; bad enough last time.

 

Only had it done a few years ago so hopefully over time it will abate.

[Joe Strummer]

Well I was thinking of having it done.

[Alan Sex]

I have seen a couple of doctors but the advice was the same; reversal, redo the procedure or pain management. From what I've read you can also have the nerves removed (I can't even imagine what horrors that involves).

 

No way am I having it done again; bad enough last time.

 

Only had it done a few years ago so hopefully over time it will abate.

Must abate.

[Alan Sex]

Well I was thinking of having it done.

Look for one of the no needle no scalpel, laser type ones.

 

The old school snip was a fucking nightmare for me with the pain and the infection.

[stringvest]

...and why the surgeon had to put three fingers up my arse I'll never know

[Alan Sex]

...and why the surgeon had to put three fingers up my arse I'll never know

Was he trying to get his other fist back out?

[lifetime fan]

Fucking hell, still in pain 2 years later, I get the odd shooting pain through my big one(still about 50%bigger than the other) but all settled down for me. I pity you I really do, I remember that pain, it lasted about 5 weeks with me, tramadol helped but when taking it I couldn't function. Definitely not the long term solution. But can you trust them not to fuck the procedure up again.

 

Tramadol whilst a great pain relief is a killer for your sex life.

 

Not that I've had the snip or ever had a problem getting it up. Keeping in my pants yeah, but not getting it up.

[Dr Nowt]

Tramadol's worked wonders for my sex life, like.

 

Most of them would never have consented if they were awake.

[stringvest]

Tramadol's worked wonders for my sex life, like.

 

Most of them would never have consented if they were awake.

 

you don't know that

[Tom araya]

Got it done nearly two years ago,quick and pretty much painless too.

[Sweeney287]

Had mine done about 2 years ago and all was fine for about 6 months but then started to get pain in my right ball.

 

The missus was trying to get me to go to the docs and upon scouring the net I found it that it was a common pain that a lot of us get.

 

I was lucky, it seemed to sort itself out after about a month but it was fairly uncomfortable and an very pleased that is gone

[jonnybastard]

To paraphrase moses "you can have my balls; when you prise them from my cold, dead hands"

[skend04]

The snip?? Why self-harm your family jewels? Theres enough holes not to get your partner pregnant. Fuck that shit!

[RJ Fan club]

...and why the surgeon had to put three fingers up my arse I'll never know

[Funkasy]

i used to work with this old guys that got the snip, after he got it done they actually got twins, i couldn`t get my self to ask him if his wife was cheating or if the procedure didn`t work. 

[jonnybastard]

i used to work with this old guys that got the snip, after he got it done they actually got twins, i couldn`t get my self to ask him if his wife was cheating or if the procedure didn`t work.

This happens sometimes. It's what's known as a 'grudge baby'; someones had it in for him.

[Sugar Ape]

The wife of one of my mates is trying to pressure him into getting it done. Feel sorry for the poor cunt. No way on Earth I'd ever even consider it. Just seen this video on Twitter. That's a big load of nope right there.

 

This is how a no-scalpel vasectomy works

This is how a no-scalpel vasectomy works pic.twitter.com/mRmC4CDjhi

— Science GIFs (@Learn_Things) July 25, 2016

[Fowlers God]

My wife keeps moaning at me. It's not happening. I told her I'd rather go without and I'm being deadly serious

[stringvest]

My wife keeps moaning at me. It's not happening. I told her I'd rather go without and I'm being deadly serious

 

 

she's talking about your beard you twonk.

[stringvest]

 

The wife of one of my mates is trying to pressure him into getting it done. Feel sorry for the poor cunt. No way on Earth I'd ever even consider it. Just seen this video on Twitter. That's a big load of nope right there.

 

This is how a no-scalpel vasectomy works

This is how a no-scalpel vasectomy works pic.twitter.com/mRmC4CDjhi

— Science GIFs (@Learn_Things) July 25, 2016

 

 

there's not a vas deferens between that and a scalpel vasectomy. 

[Elite]

I'd sooner take a male pill

[Alan Sex]

If I had it to do over, I wish I had some nitrous or was put under. Still traumatized at the memory of that bloke man handling my kiwis.

 

Not to mention that time I got the vasectomy.

[Dr Nowt]

My mate has four kids ranging from 1 to 15, all girls, and his wife is at him to have the snip.

 

Being the all-round good guy I am I was griefing her up about it yesterday, calling her unspeakably selfish for not providing him a son and heir.

 

He's desperate to have one more go, they'll probably have twin girls next time even if he does convince her.

[Duncan Clench]

there's not a vas deferens between that and a scalpel vasectomy.

Quality! I'm on my phone so can't give you the well-deserved rep. Will try tomrrow.