Make dull food sound exciting

[Guest simon]

Today there was a conversation that i had with my head chef about Gino and how shit he is and he calls things more exciting than what it is Which gave me the idea for this thread add your own im bored and need a laugh

 

Chefs Special Bean and Sausage Fricasse, (Tinned beans and sausage) With Slow roasted Bread (Bread cooked in oven instead of Toaster.

 

Or Chicken Sperical (Poached Egg) With Lightly Coloured moist Battons. Toasted Buttered Soldiers hahaha.

 

Please make my day and join in

[neko]

I'm good at this one, Simon, but not a lot of time right now. I do this almost every dinner for the wife (she is very fussy).

 

Slow-roasted Smoked Cheddar on a fresh harvest bread base with organic tomato puree.

[lifetime fan]

Today there was a conversation that i had with my head chef about Gino and how shit he is and he calls things more exciting than what it is Which gave me the idea for this thread add your own im bored and need a laugh

 

Chefs Special Bean and Sausage Fricasse, (Tinned beans and sausage) With Slow roasted Bread (Bread cooked in oven instead of Toaster.

 

Or Chicken Sperical (Poached Egg) With Lightly Coloured moist Battons. Toasted Buttered Soldiers hahaha.

 

Please make my day and join in

 

Dicampo?

[Guest simon]

I'm good at this one, Simon, but not a lot of time right now. I do this almost every dinner for the wife (she is very fussy).

 

Slow-roasted Smoked Cheddar on a fresh harvest bread base with organic tomato puree.

 

Thats brilliant

[Indian Red]

Fine Poo through netlon undies : Lo Mein or Hakka Noodles

[Trumo]

Haché of lamb and macerated pommes de terre with a delicate lamb jus - shepherd's pie with gravy.

[Guest ShoePiss]

Frey Bentos pie wobbling on the edge of a skyscraper with Simon standing below.

[sh#t waffle]

A Findus Crispy Pancake. Holding a knife.

[SammyAftershave]

Un Merde la Pâtisserie

 

Or plain old 'Shit in a pie crust!' as my Nan used to reply when asked what's for dinner.

[polymerpunkah]

Broiled fillet of cracked-wheat whole-grain loaf.

 

Brown toast.

[JagSquared]

A Findus Crispy Pancake. Holding a knife.

 

Class.

[brucespanner]

un petit déjeuner anglais complet avec des haricots.

 

Although you can't really improve it, it does sound nicer though.

[Andriy Voronin]

Sossidge DRIVING bus that cannot go below 3O KILOMETERS PER hOUR.

[Skidfingers McGonical]

I've had 3 bottles of red wine, therefore I'll read and comment on this tomorrow.

[neko]

I've had 3 bottles of red wine, therefore I'll read and comment on this tomorrow.

 

no, no - you're not getting this at all.

 

that's a red wine appertif, followed by red wine in a wine sauce, and baked red wine in a blurry bucket of sick for dessert.

[Magic Sponge]

Bollocks on toast.

[sparta7]

Finest Dessicated Egg Noodles from the far reaches of the Szechaun region of China, lovingly sprinkled with seasoning and spices, washed in the finest super heated Icelandic geyser water. Served with an accompaniment of a piquant jus.

 

Pot Noodle.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Sossidge DRIVING bus that cannot go below 3O KILOMETERS PER hOUR.

 

Brilliant

[Pony Princess]

Haricot Starter: Haricot beans in a rich tomato sauce served on gently toasted bread, spread with our secret Umami flavour (Baked beans on toast with some marmite)

 

Ocean Club Sandwich: The finest slices of ethically-caught cod, grilled in a light batter served with three slices of bread and a side salad. (Fish finger butty with some lettuce on the side)

[Jim MM]

Sirloin Steak. (aka slice of cow's arse)

[sparta7]

Sossidge DRIVING bus that cannot go below 3O KILOMETERS PER hOUR.

 

I'm buggered if I know what this is about but it sounds great.

[Trumo]

Hot Piece Of Ass (spicy donkey steak).

[Jairzinho]

Yer ma on toast.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Rich chocolate derived from Ecuadorian cocoa beans, slathered over luxurious peanut infused nougat, smooth, creamy caramel and whole roasted peanuts.

 

Snickers bar.

[Jairzinho]

The freshly extinct immune system of a deliciously delicate canine served on a quivering selection of crustini.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Shithouse dog aids on toast.