Jimmy Savile dead

[chris71]

Deffo having a sly boob feel there the dirty old bastard.

[s(k)aturation]

Funny. When I was 15, I remember wanting to get a bit touchy feely (although not on camera) with some of the 14-year-old girls I knew.

Thank God I wasn't 50-odd at the time, I suppose.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Always thought jimmy looked like he-man would if he was born in wigan and not the prince of eternia.

[torahboy]

Was discussing Sir Jim and the 'revelations' earler. Another accusation aimed at the deceased DJ was that he was a necrophiliac.

 

Apparently all his charitable and fund raising efforts for hospitals were rewarded by private visits to the mortuary, where Jim got close to the dead. Obviously not as close as now, but enough to raise rumours, such as the one I am now forwarding. He used Stoke Mandeville like a brothel, apparently. He also did a lot of night shifts at St Jimmy's in Leeds, but he found the stiffs more intellectually challenging than a Chapeltown lass.

 

Like I say, just rumours, but maybe Channel 4 might want to know.

[Mendoza]

Now then now then, i just posted in the wrong thread.

[Dougie Do'ins]

Was discussing Sir Jim and the 'revelations' earler. Another accusation aimed at the deceased DJ was that he was a necrophiliac.

 

Apparently all his charitable and fund raising efforts for hospitals were rewarded by private visits to the mortuary, where Jim got close to the dead. Obviously not as close as now, but enough to raise rumours, such as the one I am now forwarding. He used Stoke Mandeville like a brothel, apparently. He also did a lot of night shifts at St Jimmy's in Leeds, but he found the stiffs more intellectually challenging than a Chapeltown lass.

 

Like I say, just rumours, but maybe Channel 4 might want to know.

Not the first time I've heard this about Saviile and his fondness for the afterlife. Seems a little to outrageous but until I see evidence to the contrary, he guilty.

[Anubis]

Gutted to hear Jimmy Saville is dead....I wrote to him in 1977 asking to meet Han Solo...guess I won't be getting a reply to that letter

 

Anyone on here ever write to him? I did, when I was about 8. I wanted to have a custard pie fight with Rod Hull & Emu. He never replied.

 

Looks like I'm never getting my ride in the Batmobile then.

 

Dickhead

 

I wanted a ride in a Scorpion tank. I even drew a picture. Still waiting.

 

 

 

Right ages but wrong sex?

[Anubis]

That said, it's a bit easy to take shots at the guy once he's dead and unable to defend himself.*

 

 

 

*Awaits necrophiliac joke based on this.

[VladimirIlyich]

That said, it's a bit easy to take shots at the guy once he's dead and unable to defend himself.*

 

*Awaits necrophiliac joke based on this.

 

It seems it didn't stop Jim!

[Strontium]

Was discussing Sir Jim and the 'revelations' earler. Another accusation aimed at the deceased DJ was that he was a necrophiliac.

 

Apparently all his charitable and fund raising efforts for hospitals were rewarded by private visits to the mortuary, where Jim got close to the dead. Obviously not as close as now, but enough to raise rumours, such as the one I am now forwarding. He used Stoke Mandeville like a brothel, apparently. He also did a lot of night shifts at St Jimmy's in Leeds, but he found the stiffs more intellectually challenging than a Chapeltown lass.

 

Like I say, just rumours, but maybe Channel 4 might want to know.

 

 

I remember a fake transcript, many years ago, purporting to be taken from footage edited out of HIGNFY. It wasn't real, but it was very funny.

[lifetime fan]

I remember a fake transcript, many years ago, purporting to be taken from footage edited out of HIGNFY. It wasn't real, but it was very funny.

 

 

Get it posted Stronts.

[Strontium]

Get it posted Stronts.

 

 

I think there's a couple of different ones knocking round. I could only find this one but that doesn't contain anything about necrophilia, and I distinctly remember gags about Savile fucking the dead.

 

EDIT: Seems my memory has conflated the two, and the "fucks the dead" thing is something allegedly said by Larry Grayson which I believe actually appeared in Popbitch.

[King Emlyn]

Yeah let's join in with a media bash against a dead fella who can't defend himself, sounds like a plan!

[TheBitch]

Yeah let's join in with a media bash against a dead fella who can't defend himself, sounds like a plan!

 

He touched you didn't he?

[King Emlyn]

He touched you didn't he?

No, I'm just bored with the pungent stench of hypocrisy.

[Alan Sex]

Makes me feel slightly less guilty about fucking his corpse, I suppose.

[Hand Shandy]

No, I'm just bored with the pungent stench of hypocrisy.

 

Thankfully, pungent stenchs never bothered Jimmy...

[Dougie Do'ins]

I think there's a couple of different ones knocking round. I could only find this one but that doesn't contain anything about necrophilia, and I distinctly remember gags about Savile fucking the dead.

 

EDIT: Seems my memory has conflated the two, and the "fucks the dead" thing is something allegedly said by Larry Grayson which I believe actually appeared in Popbitch.

Fuk ing hell. I'd pay good money to have a chance to watch this.

 

This is kinda long ...

 

 

 

Was sent this ages ago ...

 

Out-takes from Have I got news for you,.

This was actually recorded during the last series of

Have I Got news for you' when Jimmy Saville was a guest on Paul

Merton's

team. Incredibly, it didn,t make our screens. (It seems that Mr.

Merton doesn,t like Mr. Saville very much)

 

Out-take 3:09'36

During the headline round:

 

DEAYTON: You used to be a wrestler didn't you?

 

SAVILLE: I still am.

 

DEAYTON: Are you?

 

SAVILLE: I'm feared in every girls' school in the country.

(Audience laugh)

 

DEAYTON: Yeah, I've heard about that.

 

SAVILLE: What have you heard?

 

DEAYTON: I've...

 

MERTON: Something about a cunt with a rancid, pus-filled cock.

Huge audience laugh; Awkward pause)

 

SAVILLE: I advise you to wash your mouth out, my friend...

 

MERTON: That's what she had to do! (Audience laughs)

 

HISLOP: Weren't you leaving money in phone boxes or something? (Saville

glares at him) Or have I got completely the wrong end of the...

 

SAVILLE: (To Deayton, heavily) The question you asked was about

wrestling.

 

DEAYTON: Yes. And then you mentioned girls' schools. I don't know

whe...

 

SAVILLE: Well I understood this was a comedy programme. I realise now

how wrong I was. (Audience laugh)

 

DEAYTON: So were you a professional wrestler?

 

SAVILLE: Yes I was.

 

DEAYTON: (To audience) Glad we got that cleared up.(Pulls face;

audience giggles)

 

HISLOP: Feared by every girls' school in the country...

 

SAVILLE: That's right.

 

MERTON: Due to having a rancid, pus-filled cock.(Huge audience laugh)

 

DEAYTON: Erm...

 

HISLOP: You're on top form tonight, Paul...

 

SAVILLE: (Strangely) I'm...this is not what I...

 

FLOOR MANAGER: (OOV) OK, do you...(inaudible section)...shall we,

for pick-ups...

 

MERTON: I'm terribly sorry. I don't know what came over me.

 

SAVILLE: A pus-filled cock, I imagine. (Shocked audience laugh)

 

MERTON: Oh, it's nice to see you joining in. We'd been waiting for

you, you sad senile old shitter. (Audience appears to do double-take)

 

DEAYTON: I think we...d-d-you you want to apologise to our guest,

Paul?

 

MERTON: Sorry, I do apologise. Sir senile old shitter, is what I

meant to say.(Audience laugh; pause) Sir senile old shitter...who fucks

minors. (Audience unrest)

 

HISLOP: Sorry, I'm just looking at our lawyer again. (Waves)

Hello! (Audience laughs)

 

DEAYTON: Shall we get back on course with this, or sha...

 

SAVILLE: I do fuck miners, that's quite correct. I have always

done so. They can do the most wonderful things with cigars. The coal...

 

MERTON: What, they stick them up your senile, pus-filled arse?

(Audi laughs)

 

FLOOR MANAGER: (OOV): Come on...I'm getting an ear-bashing here.

It's...

 

MERTON: Oh they want to continue. Sorry, I'll contain myself.

Carry on...

 

DEAYTON: Right (Pause) You used to be a professional wrestler

didn't you? (Huge audience laugh)

 

SAVILLE: (Calmly) I did.

 

DEAYTON: You didn't have a nickname or anything?

 

SAVILLE: Yes - 'Loser'. (Audience laughs)

___________________________________

Out-take 4: 21'20

Following a discussion about caravans:

 

DEAYTON: Last month, Roger Moore sold his luxury caravan in Malta.

Asked by the...

 

MERTON: I visited your caravan the other week, Jimmy.

 

SAVILLE: Did you really?

 

MERTON: Oh yes. Interesting what you can find, if you have a bit

of a poke. (Audience laugh)

 

HISLOP: He just told you, it was twelve years ago...

 

SAVILLE: No, I lived in it for twelve years.

 

MERTON: And fucked twelve year olds. (Audience laugh)

 

DEAYTON: Here we go again...I'll be backstage if anyone wants me.

 

MERTON: (Indicating Saville) That's what you said to the kids on

your show, wasn't it? (Audience laugh)

 

SAVILLE: No, they never did want me.

 

HISLOP: Not even Sarah Cornley?

 

SAVILLE: She was an exception.

 

DEAYTON: Who's Sarah Cornley?

 

SAVILLE: Sarah Cornley is...

 

HISLOP: About fifteen grand in damages, wasn't she? (Uncertain

audience laugh)

 

SAVILLE: That's right.

 

HISLOP: So if I was going to mention that you threatened to break

her arm if she said anything...

 

SAVILLE: You'd be very wrong. (Pause) I said I'd break both her

arms.(Audience unease)

 

MERTON: Fucking hell. I mean, you're just sitting there, all shell

suit and cigar wearing those fucking...I don't know what they are.

 

SAVILLE: Chrome-plated SC-700 sun-visors, these are. Sent to me

by...

 

MERTON: We don't give a shit. Ladies and gentlemen, Sir James

Saville OBE. Jim has fixed it for me to have my arms broken. Meet this

depressing old fucked up cunt of a fucker on television who's riddled

with cancer and fucking pubic lice.

 

HISLOP: (To lawyer again) Hello! (Audience laughs)

 

MERTON: Christ, I mean ha ha, big fucking joke - the fucking

lawyers are involved, tee hee. It doesn't change anything.

 

DEAYTON: (Visibly out of character) Do you wanna stop, or...?

 

MERTON: No I don't fucking want to stop. It's all shit! You'll

expect a comedy walkout in a minute, won't you? I mean, big bloody joke

-

I'm going to quote Shakespeare in a minute, how fucking out of

character. And Ian knows about football - oh my fucking sides.

 

SAVILLE: You've never fucked anyone in your life, boy.

 

MERTON: Oh fuck off...

 

FLOOR MANAGER: (OOV) ...About five minutes, just to...(Phil Davey

enters)

 

PHIL DAVEY: OK, well top that as they say. You're looking troubled

by that, aren't you mate? I tell you, I came back from Amsterdam

recently...

 

RECORDING PLACED ON STAND-BY; CUTS BACK TO CLOSE-UP OF DEAYTON

AWAITING HIS CUE

 

DEAYTON: OK. Second time lucky. (Pause) Last month, Roger Moore

sold his luxury caravan in Malta. Asked by the New York Times about his

relaxed acting style...

[Guest davelfc]

Dangerous Minds | BBC faces serious questions over Sir Jimmy Savile under-age sex allegations

 

so you can imagine how ingrained these rumors became over the years. So much so that back in 2000, a fictional transcript of “Saville’s” appearance on the show Have I Got News For You, became a notorious internet meme. Last year, at the time of Savile’s death, the Thumbcast blog published an extract of this work of fiction which included:

 

 

 

Apparently the HIGNFY script is false, but then a quick scan would reveal that. I think there's enough out there about him for quotes other than that feeble shit.

[VladimirIlyich]

Fuk ing hell. I'd pay good money to have a chance to watch this.

 

This is kinda long ...

 

Was sent this ages ago ...

 

Out-takes from Have I got news for you' date='.

This was actually recorded during the last series of

Have I Got news for you' when Jimmy Saville was a guest on Paul

Merton's

team. Incredibly, it didn,t make our screens. (It seems that Mr.

Merton doesn,t like Mr. Saville very much)

 

Out-take 3:09'36

During the headline round:

 

DEAYTON: You used to be a wrestler didn't you?

 

SAVILLE: I still am.

 

DEAYTON: Are you?

 

SAVILLE: I'm feared in every girls' school in the country.

(Audience laugh)

 

DEAYTON: Yeah, I've heard about that.

 

SAVILLE: What have you heard?

 

DEAYTON: I've...

 

MERTON: Something about a cunt with a rancid, pus-filled cock.

Huge audience laugh; Awkward pause)

 

SAVILLE: I advise you to wash your mouth out, my friend...

 

MERTON: That's what she had to do! (Audience laughs)

 

HISLOP: Weren't you leaving money in phone boxes or something? (Saville

glares at him) Or have I got completely the wrong end of the...

 

SAVILLE: (To Deayton, heavily) The question you asked was about

wrestling.

 

DEAYTON: Yes. And then you mentioned girls' schools. I don't know

whe...

 

SAVILLE: Well I understood this was a comedy programme. I realise now

how wrong I was. (Audience laugh)

 

DEAYTON: So were you a professional wrestler?

 

SAVILLE: Yes I was.

 

DEAYTON: (To audience) Glad we got that cleared up.(Pulls face;

audience giggles)

 

HISLOP: Feared by every girls' school in the country...

 

SAVILLE: That's right.

 

MERTON: Due to having a rancid, pus-filled cock.(Huge audience laugh)

 

DEAYTON: Erm...

 

HISLOP: You're on top form tonight, Paul...

 

SAVILLE: (Strangely) I'm...this is not what I...

 

FLOOR MANAGER: (OOV) OK, do you...(inaudible section)...shall we,

for pick-ups...

 

MERTON: I'm terribly sorry. I don't know what came over me.

 

SAVILLE: A pus-filled cock, I imagine. (Shocked audience laugh)

 

MERTON: Oh, it's nice to see you joining in. We'd been waiting for

you, you sad senile old shitter. (Audience appears to do double-take)

 

DEAYTON: I think we...d-d-you you want to apologise to our guest,

Paul?

 

MERTON: Sorry, I do apologise. Sir senile old shitter, is what I

meant to say.(Audience laugh; pause) Sir senile old shitter...who fucks

minors. (Audience unrest)

 

HISLOP: Sorry, I'm just looking at our lawyer again. (Waves)

Hello! (Audience laughs)

 

DEAYTON: Shall we get back on course with this, or sha...

 

SAVILLE: I do fuck miners, that's quite correct. I have always

done so. They can do the most wonderful things with cigars. The coal...

 

MERTON: What, they stick them up your senile, pus-filled arse?

(Audi laughs)

 

FLOOR MANAGER: (OOV): Come on...I'm getting an ear-bashing here.

It's...

 

MERTON: Oh they want to continue. Sorry, I'll contain myself.

Carry on...

 

DEAYTON: Right (Pause) You used to be a professional wrestler

didn't you? (Huge audience laugh)

 

SAVILLE: (Calmly) I did.

 

DEAYTON: You didn't have a nickname or anything?

 

SAVILLE: Yes - 'Loser'. (Audience laughs)

___________________________________

Out-take 4: 21'20

Following a discussion about caravans:

 

DEAYTON: Last month, Roger Moore sold his luxury caravan in Malta.

Asked by the...

 

MERTON: I visited your caravan the other week, Jimmy.

 

SAVILLE: Did you really?

 

MERTON: Oh yes. Interesting what you can find, if you have a bit

of a poke. (Audience laugh)

 

HISLOP: He just told you, it was twelve years ago...

 

SAVILLE: No, I lived in it for twelve years.

 

MERTON: And fucked twelve year olds. (Audience laugh)

 

DEAYTON: Here we go again...I'll be backstage if anyone wants me.

 

MERTON: (Indicating Saville) That's what you said to the kids on

your show, wasn't it? (Audience laugh)

 

SAVILLE: No, they never did want me.

 

HISLOP: Not even Sarah Cornley?

 

SAVILLE: She was an exception.

 

DEAYTON: Who's Sarah Cornley?

 

SAVILLE: Sarah Cornley is...

 

HISLOP: About fifteen grand in damages, wasn't she? (Uncertain

audience laugh)

 

SAVILLE: That's right.

 

HISLOP: So if I was going to mention that you threatened to break

her arm if she said anything...

 

SAVILLE: You'd be very wrong. (Pause) I said I'd break both her

arms.(Audience unease)

 

MERTON: Fucking hell. I mean, you're just sitting there, all shell

suit and cigar wearing those fucking...I don't know what they are.

 

SAVILLE: Chrome-plated SC-700 sun-visors, these are. Sent to me

by...

 

MERTON: We don't give a shit. Ladies and gentlemen, Sir James

Saville OBE. Jim has fixed it for me to have my arms broken. Meet this

depressing old fucked up cunt of a fucker on television who's riddled

with cancer and fucking pubic lice.

 

HISLOP: (To lawyer again) Hello! (Audience laughs)

 

MERTON: Christ, I mean ha ha, big fucking joke - the fucking

lawyers are involved, tee hee. It doesn't change anything.

 

DEAYTON: (Visibly out of character) Do you wanna stop, or...?

 

MERTON: No I don't fucking want to stop. It's all shit! You'll

expect a comedy walkout in a minute, won't you? I mean, big bloody joke

-

I'm going to quote Shakespeare in a minute, how fucking out of

character. And Ian knows about football - oh my fucking sides.

 

SAVILLE: You've never fucked anyone in your life, boy.

 

MERTON: Oh fuck off...

 

FLOOR MANAGER: (OOV) ...About five minutes, just to...(Phil Davey

enters)

 

PHIL DAVEY: OK, well top that as they say. You're looking troubled

by that, aren't you mate? I tell you, I came back from Amsterdam

recently...

 

RECORDING PLACED ON STAND-BY; CUTS BACK TO CLOSE-UP OF DEAYTON

AWAITING HIS CUE

 

DEAYTON: OK. Second time lucky. (Pause) Last month, Roger Moore

sold his luxury caravan in Malta. Asked by the New York Times about his

relaxed acting style...[/quote']

 

Sounds a bit fake to me as i'd expect more subtlety.(and that's what the 9 yr old said.)

[silverlining]

A bit fake?

[mattyq]

Is there any actual evidence or is it just hearsay, rumour and innuendo?

[The Golden Eel]

Is there any actual evidence or is it just hearsay, rumour and innuendo?

 

Heresay probably would have been too old for Jimmy.

[chris71]

Heresay probably would have been too old for Jimmy.

 

T-hee.

[WaltonRed]

why dont people level these accusations when he's alive?

 

fucking sly, labelling someone who cant defend himself in a court of law