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Jimmy Savile dead


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I wish you fuckers would stop makes jokes about him.

 

That means you:

Now then, now then, now then.

 

and you:

Clunk click,one last trip.

 

and you:

Hows about that, then?
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Me : Jimmy Savile is dead.

 

Wife : That's sad, I'm surprised by that.

 

Me : Why, he must have been in his 80's.

 

Wife : * laughs loudly * No chance he was that old you idiot. He's only about 50 now.

 

Me : He fucking was.

 

Wife : So he was in his 50's when he was singing don't leave me this way in the 80's? Can't believe you're that stupid.

 

Me : That was Jimmy Somerville, not jimmy Savile.

 

Wife : Just fuck off.

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Me : Jimmy Savile is dead.

 

Wife : That's sad, I'm surprised by that.

 

Me : Why, he must have been in his 80's.

 

Wife : * laughs loudly * No chance he was that old you idiot. He's only about 50 now.

 

Me : He fucking was.

 

Wife : So he was in his 50's when he was singing don't leave me this way in the 80's? Can't believe you're that stupid.

 

Me : That was Jimmy Somerville, not jimmy Savile.

 

Wife : Just fuck off.

 

What can you do eh?

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Me : Jimmy Savile is dead.

 

Wife : That's sad, I'm surprised by that.

 

Me : Why, he must have been in his 80's.

 

Wife : * laughs loudly * No chance he was that old you idiot. He's only about 50 now.

 

Me : He fucking was.

 

Wife : So he was in his 50's when he was singing don't leave me this way in the 80's? Can't believe you're that stupid.

 

Me : That was Jimmy Somerville, not jimmy Savile.

 

Wife : Just fuck off.

 

When she left the room I hope you said don't leave me this way.

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