Ricky Gervais - is he a mong? Or among friends?

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

I get your posts mixed up with Strontium Dog - which is as big an insult as it sounds - so I'm not sure if I'm directing this at the right poster, but you don't strike me as the sort of person who finds much funny.

 

It's true, I don't. I'm not one of these lemmings who go along with unfunny shit because they think it's cool to do so. You know, like Bill Hicks fans.

[silverlining]

It's true, I don't. I'm not one of these lemmings who go along with unfunny shit because they think it's cool to do so. You know, like Bill Hicks fans.

 

Well, I've been a fan of Hicks since about 1990, so I suppose I was more of an early-adopter rather than a follower.

But I tend to pick up on things earlier than most. It's a gift.

 

And I wasn't really asking you what you found funny, or didn't find funny. I don't fucking care. I'm not interested.

I was calling you humourless.

 

And by that I mean someone who isn't funny, and therefore doesn't find anything else funny. A po-faced dull twat, you might say. A boring, joyless uninteresting pedant.

 

I might be wrong. Like I say, I don't really care.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Well, I've been a fan of Hicks since about 1990, so I suppose I was more of an early-adopter rather than a follower.

But I tend to pick up on things earlier than most. It's a gift.

 

And I wasn't really asking you what you found funny, or didn't find funny. I don't fucking care. I'm not interested.

I was calling you humourless.

 

And by that I mean someone who isn't funny, and therefore doesn't find anything else funny. A po-faced dull twat, you might say. A boring, joyless uninteresting pedant.

 

I might be wrong. Like I say, I don't really care.

 

That's an interesting use of paragraphs.

[Whelan]

Well, I've been a fan of Hicks since about 1990, so I suppose I was more of an early-adopter rather than a follower.

But I tend to pick up on things earlier than most. It's a gift.

 

And I wasn't really asking you what you found funny, or didn't find funny. I don't fucking care. I'm not interested.

I was calling you humourless.

 

And by that I mean someone who isn't funny, and therefore doesn't find anything else funny. A po-faced dull twat, you might say. A boring, joyless uninteresting pedant.

 

I might be wrong. Like I say, I don't really care.

 

Dripping with contempt!

 

Somewhere in Britain there is a Job Centre with an empty desk!

[silverlining]

That's an interesting use of paragraphs.

 

Why don't you edit it again, see if you can make it really funny?

 

I thought the added italics was a step in the right direction, certainly.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Why don't you edit it again, see if you can make it really funny?

 

I thought the added italics was a step in the right direction, certainly.

 

Are you sitting there furiously refreshing the page?

[Section_31]

Moderately amusing man with a blag laugh.

[silverlining]

Dripping with contempt!

 

Somewhere in Britain there is a Job Centre with an empty desk!

 

That doesn't make any sense. Your internal logic is totally fucked.

 

I'm accusing someone - correctly - of being a dull, humourless twat. There wasn't any contempt.

 

But then you start banging on about Job Centres.

[silverlining]

Are you sitting there furiously refreshing the page?

 

No

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

That doesn't make any sense. Your internal logic is totally fucked.

 

I'm accusing someone - correctly - of being a dull, humourless twat. There wasn't any contempt.

 

But then you start banging on about Job Centres.

 

It's you missing the logic, not the absence of logic, that's the problem here.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

No

 

Psht, nigga please.

[Anubis]

[silverlining]

It's you missing the logic, not the absence of logic, that's the problem here.

 

See? This is exactly what I'm talking about. You're so fucking boring.

 

I can imagine that whenever you walk into a room full of people, there's a gaderene rush for the nearest exit. Or window.

 

You have the same effect on threads.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

See?

 

You obviously don't.

[Whelan]

That doesn't make any sense. Your internal logic is totally fucked.

 

I'm accusing someone - correctly - of being a dull, humourless twat. There wasn't any contempt.

 

But then you start banging on about Job Centres.

 

Haha, I might have you wrong but, I have this image of you as Stewart Lee! I know you are fan, and I get the impression you don't do loud outbursts, just quiet contempt and controlled insults.

 

Anyway. I quite like Gervais, although I like Doug Stanhope as well, and Jim Jeffries.

 

Frankie Boyle is a cunt. Unfunny cunt.

[stringvest]

Tell them to stop, Daddy.

 

Oh, and before I forget. Gervais behaves and looks like a mong.

[ChrisM]

I've lost track of just who exactly has sand in their vagina.

[Whelan]

Tell them to stop, Daddy.

 

Oh, and before I forget. Gervais behaves and looks like a mong.

 

Classical mong or modern updated mong!

[Jairzinho]

I prefer the earlier stuff.

[stringvest]

Classical mong or modern updated mong!

 

Old (or as it used to be called, Special) School.

[Whelan]

Old (or as it used to be called, Special) School.

 

Ahh to be a child again! When people with disabilities brought on a fit of giggles!

 

And Chubby Brown was funny.

[Paulie Dangerously]

I stopped reading when someone claimed that he "got lucky" writing the office and "anyone could've" done it. Wow.

[ChrisM]

The first tag is top drawer stuff.

[ChrisM]

Are we still allowed to call a certain someone 'Mongo'?

[Christian]

He's sort of in that humour "nasty but sometimes funny" bracket, whereas I personally prefer stuff that's "not nasty but weirdly funny" (like Vic n Bob).

 

Edit: Well, actually they are nasty to poor Ulrika (she deserves it though I think)